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Realizing What a Disaster They've Got on Their Hands, Disney Has Cancelled the Usual Premieres for 'Snow White'

So now they’re going with hideous CGI garden gnomes in their “live action” movie. Instead, coverage will be limited to photographers and a house crew. There is nothing Hollywood enjoys more than celebrating itself. But for this dog of a film, they’re giving that all up. Because they’ve figured out it’s only going to make things worse to draw attention to it. But this business of cancelling the red carpet should remove all doubt of that....

Rumors Are Swirling That Carson Beck and Hanna Cavinder Have Broken Up Following Snapchat Leaks

If the rumors and leaks are true, it seems we may have lost the ACC’s No.

Ruthless: Minnesota's AD Left The NCAA Tournament Selection Committee To Fly Back To Campus So He Could Fire Its Coach At 2am

Coyle flew back in secrecy to Minneapolis late Wednesday to fire Johnson. Brutal and I’m not even sure for who more to be honest. Minnesota is bad, it’s also the worst job in the Big 10. The resources suck, there’s no history, whatever. But, it’s hilarious seeing an AD get on a plane to fire a guy. Just drive to Indy. We’ve seen guys get fired on planes and all that....

That Patrick Kane Is So Hot Right Now

The 1st overall pick in the 2004 NHL Draft is still scoring at an alarming rate. The 1st overall pick in the 2005 NHL Draft is still producing at an alarming rate. But let’s not forget about the 1st pick in the 2007 NHL Draft either. Because ever since the calendar flipped to 2025, 36-year-old Patrick Kane has been an absolute monster. 31 points in his last 25 games, including FIVE last night against his hometown Sabres....

The Mavs Continue To Gaslight Their Own Fanbase After The Owner Declares The Luka Trade Will "Put Fear Into A Lot Of Teams"

This is not meant to troll or cause you any additional torture as you deal with this new reality. In fact, it’s the opposite. Mavs owner Patrick Dumont saying shit like this He knows Kyrie tore his ACL right? He’s cooked for this year, and the majority of next season. Are we sure he even wants to stay in DAL after all this? When you’re talking about the future of the team, that feels somewhat significant....

The Patriots Just Introduced Four of Their Top Free Agents and Holy Moly I Am Ready to Run to a Wall Right Now

NFL Free Agency, like the Draft, is impossible for those of us on the outside to predict. (Which is pretty much all of them when you’ve been 4-13 two seasons in a row.) But there are a billion factors we’re not privy to. Intangibles, and the like. The priority was to stock the roster with tough, reliable, high character types. To fill the locker room with Alphas. The head coach/defacto GM said so without actually saying it....

The Pros And Cons of Pre-Nups

A hot topic in the streets of marriage these days is whether or not to get a pre-nup. Francis teaches me all about the pros and cons of a pre-nupital in today’s lesson. c’mon enjoy! If you prefer YouTube: We’re 35 episodes deep, just check out some past episodes. An easy and educational watch!

Two Random Things At Barstool And Beyond That Should Be Shot Into The Sun

I was on the third floor of our office today… The floor where all the smart people work. After that recording ended, I dipped into one of the bathrooms up there to take a dump. Now, no small children are working on the third floor… It’s not someNikefactory in Vietnam… AndBarstool’scleaning service does a pretty good job scrubbing our bathrooms regularly. -Large Does all this talk of snot and tech issues make you hungry?...

Which College Basketball Player Has The Best Name? (The Bracket, Vol. 166)

Which College Basketball Player Has The Best Name? Welcome to VOLUME 165 of The Bracket.

"They Just Don't Respect Them"'t Fear The Thunder

In 2024-25, we have two more instances of this bizarre thought process. What’s the #1 thing you hear about them? Oh, they’re fake, they’re paper tigers, and none of this is sustainable, etc. Meanwhile, we’re 66 games into the season and they’ve crushed everything in their path. They are as for real as any contending team in recent history. Why there is this pushback to accept that is still very weird to me....

'We Were Still Ass, But You, Know, We Weren't That Bad''s Tobi Lawal Had The Single Greatest Summary Of Their Season

I can’t stop laughing at this because of how honest it is. A little bit of ass. Basically like when you catch a whale tail and it sticks out in your mind for a few days. That’s Virginia Tech’s season. They weren’t good, but they didn’t finish 14th or 15th in the ACC like predicted. They were 10, so point for Tobi Lawal. Plus, what do you want him to say here?...

'We're Used To Being Treated Like This By The League ', Rightfully Making Fun Of The Big 10 After Northwestern Had To Stay In A Hotel With No A/C

There is nothing and I mean nothing worse than sitting in a hot hotel room. Every single person does this because hot hotel rooms are awful and we’re just regular people. You don’t want to do this as an athlete. You want to come home to a comfortable room and get some sleep before a Big 10 Tournament game. I do love this from Collins though. You’re Northwestern, why not throw a complaint or two out there?...

A Clip Of WNBA Star Sabrina Ionescu Bullying A Filipino Basketball Player At An Exhibition Game In Manila Has Sparked Debate On The Internet

These are supposed to be fun! Remember the Manila days of my kings Kobe and Bron?