Posts

The National Corrupt Athletic Association? Good luck coming back from that one, NCAA. But we got ourselves a gutter war. You leave West Virginia out of the NCAA Tournament, you’re getting legal action. We’re getting press conferences, press releases, tweets, everything. Raise hell because it makes everyone forget that you lost to Colorado. Only UNC fans are screaming that this is right, everyone else is saying a miscarriage of justice....

Let em know, Ty!!!! The Magic are trash. The Cavs have the best record in the league. And until either of those facts change, don’t let Paolo speak to you like that. But either way, I flat out love it when the audio gets leaked from a professional sporting event. And that’s what we have here with this clip. And he probably would, right? Shit, he probably takes Paolo’s place!...

First one, then another hot drink toppled onto his lap, their lids popping off. I don’t say this often in life, but I desperately need to see this mans penis. All those things must have been shown in court right? What a trial that must have been. The humiliations of suffering through that trial alone might be worth a few million in its own right. They are permanently ruined. Mr. Garcia will never have sex again for the rest of his life....

If you ask me, this is a classic, “Chicken or egg?” Which means it’s very possible celebrities are fucking kids in there. Something about “the mark of the beast” from a passage in the book of Revelations? Something about the anti-christ being a charming man of Muslim descent? I said, “Wait Obama is a Muslim?” To which he said, “His name is Obama” To which I said, “Touche. Did Islam even exist during Bible times?...

Mirra Andreeva gives the impression of next up in the line of generational superstars of women’s tennis. She had quite literally the hardest path possible. Everybody loves to thank god for making it all possible whenever they achieve any sort of success. People love to thank their parents for all the support over the years. Almost never do you hear anybody take any credit by thanking themselves for getting the job done....

(Atradition unlike any other. Iattempted to revive it a few years back,but it’s gotten harder and harder every year. It was basically the cliffs notes we could copy our tests on. All the fun stuff barely gets mentioned. St. Patrick’s Day in Chicago is just different. Then I moved to Chicago and experienced my first here in the city, and the infamous southside parade. It’s like comparing a Bills tailgate to a Browns one....

My hands are tied when it comes to the shitshow that has become the Dallas Mavericks. On the court, the Mavs continue to be a disaster. It gets even worse. The PR decisions at every turn have only made things worse. It’s a generational run, unlike anything we’ve ever seen before. It’s all been so bad it truly feels like this is intentional. Nobody can willingly keep making such terrible decisions thinking any of these choices are good ideas....

Anyone with a brain knows that Anne Hathaway is a legend on the screen, and off. You see these NUMBIES? That’s HUGE numbies in a 30-hour time frame. Numbies don’t always mean love, though. The response to the tweet above, though? I love this comparison. LOOK AT THESE NUMBIES! Still putting up 27/8/8 every night after 40. She is LeBron’s contemporary! Before I go, I can’t do an Anne Hathaway blog without dropping this iconic interview:

What the fuck AT&T? But seeing that commercial took me back to a simpler, happier time where everything was sunshine and rainbows. Yeah, that’s it.

I cannot start St. Patrick’s Day without watching this video 5 times in a row. Cannot, will not, would not, should not. Nothing will ever be better than this video. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Happy St Patrick’s Day, everyone.

Ill be the first to admit that Im not the biggest college basketball fan. However, Im fortunate enough to work alongside some of the sharpest minds in college basketball. Everyone knows he doesnt really deserve to be there. Think about it: the brides brother wasnt in the trenches with the boys. He didnt earn his spot through blood, sweat, and tears. He got in purely because of his namebecause of the unavoidable obligation that comes with it....

Damage was also caused to infrastructure for checking bag size at the departure gate. In this guy’s defense… it is St. Patrick’s Day. In the Dublin airport no less. Is that too much to ask on a national holiday? Also… on this guy’s behalf… he’s lookin pretty jacked, right? He might be the strongest lad in the airport. He was ripping those wires and drawers out of the Gate 107 kiosk like they were nothing....

He’s one of these dudes who’s entire personality is being from New York. Confrontational for no reason. Overall a gross human. I loved him when he was on Boston and I love him even more now. Just a local legend. Keep doing you, Scal.