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As expected, Free Agency has been Mr. Vrabel’s Wild Ride in Foxboro so far. Unlike last year, they outspent everyone. The other 60% of Drake Maye’s protection is, at the moment, AI-generated. And unlike that Raiders team, this wide receiver room suffers from a deplorable lack of Davante Adams. But that’s not me. “Our shields are down! They’re closing in! “is not the content I’m here for. I’m all about finding a way out of the danger and conquering worlds....

Change in baseball is almost always met with major pushback. Remember the outcry when the little Nike swoosh got added to jerseys? How about the pitch clock? Olds nearly walked away from the sport altogether. We’re all in one piece still and better for it. Well, get ready for one more big change coming soon a balls and strikes challenge system. Look at how beautiful and easy this is below....

There has to come a point where technological advances are no longer necessary. There just has to be. Like we’ve got a pretty good thing going right now. Phones are pretty sweet. We have the ability to watch every major sporting event in terrific quality. I just don’t know how much more we possibly need. It seems like we’re making advancements in technology just for advancements sake lately. And this replay from the Tokyo Series is all the proof that we’ve gone too far....

“We wish Petko Ganchev many more years of good health and to enjoy the success of Arda.” Personally, I would love to be mistakenly killed by the internet. Or a news station. Or my former Bulgarian soccer club. Not “killed killed”. I’m struggling to see how that wouldn’t be awesome. I understand that for a brief time it would suck immensely for a handful of people closest to me. It might even cause them a bit a trauma....

There have been so many catastrophic failures throughout the past 15 years of the Philadelphia 76ers organization. Year after year after year, it seems like the 76ers just have the worst luck possible. Then Paul George happened. And you know what? I’m starting to think it has nothing to do with luck anymore. Well it’s not unlucky that Paul George will miss 50% of the season this year. It’s literally exactly what everyone assumed would happen....

That didn’t happen, (of course). But we were told it was coming. Kash got confirmed almost a month ago, February 20th to be exact. 6 days later, AG Pam Bondi told the world the Epstein files would be released the next day. It wasn’t the JFK files, but hey,promises made, promises delivered, right? And at least it was a start… But it ended up being a total farce. Talk about getting played....

I’ll admit that at times I’ve been somewhat critical of Aaron Rodgers. But it’s at times like this that I respect the hell out the man. How can I not? There’s something admirable about a guy who’s willing to do what he’s doing right now. We’re halfway through March. He’s an unemployed 41 year old professional athlete who plays the most demanding position in all of sports. The first order of business for the new braintrust was to cut all ties and move on without him....

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A little whoopsie from the NCAA! They could win the title and it doesn’t justify the bid. But South Alabama happened to be on the other end of the whoopsie call. I know we like to make fun of the NIT. It’s easy, it’s all fair game. But for these mid-majors the NIT still matters. So yeah they’d get pumped for an NIT bid. Instead you have UC Riverside being told they are in the CBI and the NIT....

I think we can all agree there has been a rapid decline in churro quality since Covid. Thanks to Takis we can see a glimmer of hope in their new take on churros. While these may not have been anything life changing, the future looks bright. For more Snack Boys content, check us out on all our socials

CONGRATULATIONS TAYYYYY!!!! YOU’RE WELCOME TAY, AND THANK YOU FOR EXISTING! Just for good measure. Congratulations as always to our Queen and Savior, Taylor Swift. Keep your eyes peeled for the latest episode of Taylor Watch where we break it all down!

Through no fault of their own. Making it a less attractive option than: 1. Waiting 10 months for reliable transportation. Jumping like Sandra Bullock inGravityand hoping for the best. So that eight day trip (asks AI to do the math) lasted 285 days. Including the rescue of heroic Americans from the unforgiving vacuum of space. And this was no exception. But this is not about that. We have our faults....

Sabrina Carpenter is a woman of many talents. She doesn’t care who knows it in the slightest. Her ‘Short n’ Sweet' tour features a new simulated sex position while she performs the song Juno. That blog came at the beginning of the tour when we weren’t sure what to expect next. Turns out I was 100% right. Sabrina has gone full horny and made this a thing. At some point though, you have to run out of positions…right?...