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First things firstshoutout to Rone for putting this whole thing together. Simply a genius idea. Theres something special about when the whole office comes together for an event like this. But enough of the nice guy stufflets get to the real story. From this point forward, the Chicago office basketball court should be calledSmokes House. Winning a tournament as the No. 1 seed is already tough. But winning a first-to-one tournament as the No....

We know what happened last night, it was the most predictable thing to happen last night. UNC beat the everliving shit out of San Diego State and every UNC fan is running their mouths. But I won’t say that. No one said FDU or UMBC didn’t deserve 16 seeds because they won. I didn’t hear one word of that when FDU won a First Four game. Same goes for UConn winning the title as a 4 seed a couple years ago....

You dog, you! This entire thing just goes to show that boys will be boys. Lib boys, MAGA boys, straight boys, gay boys- it doesn’t matter. It’s as simple as that. The women are coming out of the woodwork too. Here are some examples… Welcome to dating in 2025, ladies! Apparently no one told them that occasionally snapchatting a TikToker doesn’t mean you’re exclusive. Or maybe it does? I don’t know....

How does he do it? Turns out a hammer cock, some comedic self depreciation, and money go a long way. Completely flipping the script from his high profile love affairs in the past. Did he meet a Starbucks barista who caught his eye? Perhaps a waitress at the local bagel spot? And then these pictures of their vacation came out and my eye recognized a certain someone rather quickly. That’s the lovely Elsie Hewitt!...

Obviously how good the song is matters too. But so much of the rap game, especially lyrically, is a dick measuring contest. Because of that, I always get a kick out of Will Smith getting back in the booth. Which in comparison to the average person, is usually pretty impressive. The Will Smith rap that went viral last night was solid. But the one he randomly dropped 6 years ago…...

Stop it, Stephen A. Smith. You stop it right now. But jokes aside, to be fair to Governor Morrisey, there is actual money on the line here. And both North Carolina and West Virginia are both public universities. Money that many people believe should rightfully be going to West Virginia. Then it actually kind of is a legitimate political issue. It’s probably a negligible amount of money in the grand scheme of things....

Nothing has been released yet. Having said that…I am actively trying to temper my expectations. Almost like when the Bears win another off-season by addressing their needs on the offensive line. Eddie asked me about it this morning because he said this is my Super Bowl. I’ve read probably a dozen books on the Kennedys. Watched countless hours of documentaries. And I’ve been anticipating these documents for years and years and they always fall flat....

Lost in the the March Madness, SEC Baseball league play started over the weekend. And one team stands out once again above them all…. the defending Champion Tennessee Volunteers. How the hell is that even possible? Do you know hard it is to win 20 baseball games in a row?!?! And the Vols won their final 6 games last year too so the winning streak is 26 games! The controversial Tony Vitello is doing the Lord’s Work in Knoxville clearly....

I’ve done this every year since I’ve been at Barstool and we roll on in 2025. I’ll be looking at each region the next two days to get everyone ready for the NCAA Tournament. Not the First Four, the real field of 64. South Region Storylines 1. I’ve heard it mentioned, but we’re all caught up in the WVU/UNC storyline. If Louisville beats Creighton, they’ll get Auburn in Rupp Arena....

I’ve done this every year since I’ve been at Barstool and we roll on in 2025. I’ll be looking at each region the next two days to get everyone ready for the NCAA Tournament. Not the First Four, the real field of 64. West Region Storylines 1. Florida is the best team in the country -This is where this year gets weird. Florida just steamrolled the SEC Tournament. Florida is basically what everyone says is the best team in the country....

Is this all a ploy by the League Office to go viral and get eyeballs on the product? I don’t know how you’d pull that off, but I suppose anything is possible. But you know what? I love every single one of them. These moments never get old to my simple moron brain. I really can’t even imagine what that feels like to experience. Not even the money part, that’s obviously awesome....

I can’t believe this is the guy I gotta go against on Friday. Yeah, I said me. That Kentucky team is me. This is how lunatic fans think. But Scott Cross now has the Waffle House backing? Don’t care for that. Don’t care for that one bit. There’s basically one or two stories every week of a brawl at Waffle House. That’s gotta translate to the basketball court somehow. All I know is I’m now terrified of Troy....

Ain’t No Stoppin' Obi Toppin!!!! Not only can he dunk, but he’s also clutch as hell from distance. I wish I could say I watched this game, but I was streaming on Stool Gametime. Awesome, I’m missing a game we can chalk up as an easy L. WRONG! Never count out this Pacers team. THEY HAVE TOO MUCH FIGHT IN THEM TO GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!!!! Luckily I was able to catch the last 3 minutes of the 4th and overtime....