'I Hope They Don't Fuck You Like They Fucked Us, Baylor'

Goddamnit, this is perfect. It’s also hilarious. I want to be very clear that this is hilarious. I can’t stress this enough. The sport needs a coach that people fucking hate or defend with their entire life. We don’t have enough of them in the game right now. Plus, no one sees this if we don’t have people filming every second of every day. He didn’t do this publicly. That’s him looking out since we know Duke is playing Baylor in Raleigh....

March 23, 2025 · 1 min · 124 words · William Jackson

Dumping Them Out: March Madness

Welcome back to a very special March Madness episode of Dumping Them Out. For me, the thing about watching March Madness this year is that I haven’t vaped since Wednesday. I’ve still been using nicotine pouches a bit, but my nicotine intake has been way down. And pouches just don’t hit even close to as satisfyingly as a vape does. So I’ve been very irritable. I think it’s because of the nicotine....

March 23, 2025 · 3 min · 512 words · Cassandra Smith

Every Single Damn Thing You Need To Know About Today's Round Of 32 NCAA Tournament Games

There was no one better than him during the NCAA Tournament. It was the Gus Factor. We haven’t had that moment to point at yet. We need that moment. Someone’s gotta step up. Let’s get into it. Schedule Bracket This is the day where the marathon ends, you take a breath and miss it all. Now it’s standalone games and the bracket is filling out. Mostly chalk so far, see what happens the rest of the way....

March 23, 2025 · 3 min · 431 words · Gary Harris

March Is Here: College Basketball Teams Once Again Show They Have No Idea What The Hell To Do Late In Games

This might sum up college basketball at its finest. We finally had an AWESOME game with scoring and everything like that. It lived up to the hype. John Tonje also lived up to the hype as an All-American, but this last play. What the hell man? I thought we were about to get overtime. You have to have some sort of movement besides clear out for Tonje. There just has to be something there....

March 23, 2025 · 1 min · 135 words · Paul Cantrell

Onions: Walter Clayton Saved Florida's Season, Buried UConn's Threepeat Chance And Showed Why He's The Best Guard In The Country

It wasn’t necessarily pretty and that’s fine. UConn couldn’t buy a 3 and Florida missed no less than 32 free throws. Well, I shouldn’t say that completely. UConn did hit one important three for some of us But the biggest three from the game standpoint? Walter Clayton Dude is the best guard in the country. He’s for sure the best closing guard in the country. This is the sort of shot that he was begging to take....

March 23, 2025 · 1 min · 165 words · Mary Duke

We Just Witnessed A Dusty May Masterclass

This right here is why Michigan made the perfect hire. We saw a masterclass from Dusty May. It’s more than just oh he’s a good coach. He knows exactly what to do. Vlad Goldin had 4 fouls, what’s he do? Offense/defense as much as possible, calls timeouts even though Michigan was on the run. Then he goes to getting the mistmatch and feeding Goldin in the post. It was one of the best in-game coaching moves we’ve seen in a long time....

March 23, 2025 · 1 min · 160 words · Frank Sparks

"Meatball" Molly McCann Retires From Mixed Martial Arts

Congrats on the retirement, Meatball!

March 22, 2025 · 1 min · 5 words · Diane Cook

'I Told You We Weren't A 30-Point Underdog'

I think the players play better when they’re angry." And it looked ugly in this game at one point. That is until an 11 point run happened right before half: But I love this from Robert Jones. It was facts only. They only lost by 26, therefore he was right. He also should be in the mix for the VCU job now that Ryan Odom left for Virginia. I digress, but had to say that....

March 22, 2025 · 1 min · 120 words · Jeff Beltran

A Kentucky Fan's Blog On The Miserable Experience Of Being Forced To Watch John Calipari Dominate Rick Pitino One More Time

A man who watched John Calipari lead my program for 15 years before declaring him an enemy. We also know what happened today. John Calipari got Arkansas back to the Sweet 16, his first Sweet 16 since 2019. Obviously, Arkansas fans are running their mouths today because they are in the Sweet 16. You’re allowed to do that when your team wins. A lot of ‘see, we told you John Calipari can coach....

March 22, 2025 · 1 min · 165 words · Meghan Nelson

After Eating The Most L’s In A Season In Franchise History, The Giants Eat A Massive W By Signing Jameis Winston To A 2-Year Deal

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!! Im sure there are plenty of ball knowers picking this signing apart but I will do no such thing. Jameis however raises that ceiling so much higher. Again, it could be good l, bad, or ugly.

March 22, 2025 · 1 min · 39 words · Heather Davis

Barstool Sports Gets Ready for the Ultimate March Tournament

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March 22, 2025 · 1 min · 16 words · Heather Zimmerman

Don't Look Now But The Celtics Continue To Look Like A Team That's Ready To Defend Their Title

West Coast trips are always a little wacky, especially at this time of year. Weird shit tends to happen, always has, always will. Then you add in the fact that these games quite literally mean nothing for the defending champs. The 1 seed is just as dead today as it was a week ago. Given the Knicks are dropping like a stone, there is no threat to the 2 seed either....

March 22, 2025 · 4 min · 742 words · Rebecca Peters

Don't You Dare Ask Charles Barkley Ridiculous Things, Like For Halftime Analysis Of The Game He's Supposed To Be Watching

Look, what do you want Chuck to do here? At least he didn’t bullshit I suppose? Correct, that is a good question Ernie. Nope, man was locked into his buddy Tom Izzo. But, he’s right. As much as people are going to make fun of him he’s right. We all have the multiple TV setup. It’s hard to ping pong around. Sometimes you just lock into a game and nothing else matters....

March 22, 2025 · 1 min · 89 words · Julie Garza