Mookie Betts May Miss Opening Day Thanks To A Mystery Illness That Has Caused Him To Lose 23 Pounds In 2 Weeks And Has Him Down To 157 Pounds

I mean look at him walking off the field in Tokyo. There’s also a lot of people calling him “Pukey Betts” but I wouldn’t do that.

March 24, 2025 · 1 min · 26 words · Kimberly Davis

Nobody Has Ever Been More Wrong Than Dan Dakich Was About Derik Queen

Dan Dakich with the rare DOUBLE L in one tweet. First he said IU caught a break with “that Queen kid” going to Maryland over Indiana. As it normally goes. And then his attempted dunk on IU. Oh no, god forbid a fanbase wants one of the most heralded recruits of the year! I’m not going to look it up if he does, but I’m assuming he does. I don’t know Dan Dakich from a hole in the ground....

March 24, 2025 · 1 min · 127 words · Laura Brock

Nothing Says March Madness Like Lying To Your Boss's Face

No matter how pure my intentions are, I somehow always manage to make the wrong decision. The energy in the cave was completely dead. Everyone sat there, quiet as mice, afraid to move or speak. The tension was suffocating. I wasnt worried about my A&M bet. It wasnt like I had life-changing money on the game. I just wanted to shift the vibes. See, Tate and Spider had been going at it all night....

March 24, 2025 · 2 min · 233 words · Mary Copeland

On A Scale Of 1-10, Rate How Horrific This Call Was In Penn State vs Ohio State Lacrosse Game

Now we get furious because the stream for Quinnipiac and Canisius takes a little too long to buffer. No offense Quinnipiac and Canisius. The point I’m trying to make is that we’ve gotten spoiled with technology as lacrosse fans. Everybody in that stadium has a streaming platform app on their phone. Seems like we’re just wasting money on iPads to hand to refs during the reviews at this point. Put that money towards a few extra sandwiches for the post game tailgate or something....

March 24, 2025 · 1 min · 103 words · Gary Brady

Please Respect Tiger Woods' Privacy During This Time

What a wild ride of a post. I went from thinking Tiger Woods was married to thinking Tiger Woods was possibly dead all within 240 characters. It’s a masterpiece, really. I actually mean that. Good ball, Tiger. I truly do love Tiger Woods. He’s given me years upon years of golf watching enjoyment. Some of my core memories are watching Tiger on Sunday. But Tiger makes LeBron James look like the most socially normal, down-to-earth athlete on the planet....

March 24, 2025 · 2 min · 238 words · Dr. Ryan Green

Rivalry Back On: Caleb Love Had To Bite His Tongue And Gave A Cocky Smirk When Asked About Playing Duke After He Went Nuts In The Round Of 32

I’ll say it. The late night game delivered. Can’t believe how well they knew each other. But that’s not the point. This is about Caleb Love. He was awesome last night, going for 29 and was actually under control for most of it. But this more about what’s next. Caleb Love vs Duke again. Everyone was and is talking about it. That said, this interview is so perfect He had to bite his tongue....

March 24, 2025 · 1 min · 201 words · Joann Tran

The Dirtiest, Most Grotesque Dangle Of The Year Came To Us On This Penalty Shot In The Women's College Hockey National Championship Game

The thing about that shot is that realistically, there wasn’t any pressure on it. It’s not like Gordon Bombay lost the game for the Hawks, he just didn’t win it. Always seemed ridiculous that shot completely derailed his career considering they could have still won the game afterwards. But this penalty shot from Wisconsin’s Kirsten Simms? 19 seconds left in regulation, down by a goal, this was now or never....

March 24, 2025 · 1 min · 164 words · John Lopez

The Final Trailer For Andor Season 2 Is So Good It Makes Me Wish The Empire Was Real So We Could Join The Revolution Against Them

Holy shit - I’m so excited for more Andor. It’s true, though, and deserved! Hell, the now famous prison arc featured some of the best writing in any Star Wars project ever. This monologue has stuck with me since the moment I first watched it…. Dare I say - it’s perfect. It makes me want to rewatch the first season immediately. We’re officially under a month til Season 2 hits streaming!...

March 24, 2025 · 1 min · 71 words · Valerie Campbell

The Hospital Celtics Continue To Show Why They Remain One Of The Most Unstoppable Basketball Forces On Earth

The NBA’s trade deadline was February 6th, 2025. Since that date, below are the three best records in the NBA (tie for 3rd) 1. OKC: 19-3 2. BOS: 16-3 3. GS: 16-4 3. You’ve assumed I’m supposed to give a shit about that. Surely, I do not. To me, that’s what makes this sustained level of success even more impressive. Take last night for example. The Blazers were playing well, winners of 4 straight, and are definitely a pesky team post-trade deadline....

March 24, 2025 · 4 min · 731 words · Danielle Lee

The University Of Georgia Girl Whose Mugshot Went Viral Last Week Got Arrested Again

According to police records, obtained by TMZ, Lily Stewart was busted by cops in Georgia early Sunday. Both are misdemeanor charges. Lily is still in jail and her bail is set at $4,000. To the point they started calling her “Miss America” on Elon’s echo chamber. Well, this little devil went and misbehaved again over the weekend. And the charge was pretty bizarre not gonna lie. “Prowling” is a diabolical criminal term....

March 24, 2025 · 1 min · 90 words · Barbara Franklin

The World is Healing: Cum Town Reunited for a 30-Minute Farewell Episode, and Now a Full Episode of Stavvy's World

Ever since I started at Barstool I’ve wanted to write a blog about Cum Town. So I’m not even sure they’ll let me post this. But most importantly, to blog about Cum Town would be the straightest thing in the world. And I am profoundly gay. But Barstool has changed me. Something about working with the true alpha males of the internet every day has done something to my psyche....

March 24, 2025 · 3 min · 619 words · Jason King

Whatever It Takes: Kentucky Fans Are Buying British Cereal In Bulk After Finding Out It Was Amari Williams' Secret Meal Before Dominating Illinois

A place that lives and breathes basketball. If that means buying British cereal in bulk, so be it. We take no risks. We take no chances. The burgoo at Keeneland is going to have to wait until April. Even smarter is the UK staff buying out the store in Lexington. Take no chances because fans will scoop that up. This is important to the run and now we got until Friday to get our minds right....

March 24, 2025 · 1 min · 170 words · Crystal Collins

"Biggest Upset in NCAA History", U.S. Air Force Second Lieutenant, Wyatt Hendrickson Defeated Olympic Gold Medalist, Gable Steveson in NCAA Wrestling National Championship

A run you could spin in a couple different ways. An optimist would say Gable Steveson has had an incredible few years. He won another national championship at the University of Minnesota. He had a stint as a professional wrestler in the WWE. Last year, despite never playing football before, he signed a deal with the Buffalo Bills. He packed a whole lifetime’s worth of accomplishments into a less than 5-year stretch....

March 23, 2025 · 2 min · 377 words · Eric Deleon