The best part is him like getting up and being happy about it? Meanwhile Don Orsillo and the Padres booth is frying him up on the broadcast and rightfully so. I appreciate him giving 110% effort on the play,, but the execution itself was terrible.
Major League Eating is literally leaving a large hole to fill as they officially say goodbye to Joey Chestnut. It’s an incredible shame. And an incredible opportunity. My main argument was that we historically see new contestants make their biggest leaps in year two and three. James Webb folowed suit by improving from 41 dogs eaten in 2022 to 47 in 2023. Even though the wienerlytics came up a bite short last year it’s important to think processed over results....
The first A Quiet Place is a legitimately great horror movie. There is so much care that went into building that world. Director John Krasinski did an amazing job balancing the scares with caring about that family. The constant silence just helped build the suspense. A Quiet Place Part II was written solely by Krasinski and the story suffered. It just felt like a crowded epilogue to the first movie....
For reference: LeBron James as the No. 1 overall pick in 2003: $18.78M Bronny James as the No. Did he deserve it? He averaged 4 points per game on a below .500 college team and he has health concerns. Who cares if it costs an extra couple hundred thousand or whatever the 55th pick makes……right? And we’ll start with a Trivia Question: who went 55th overall last year? …… ………....
On today’s Pardon My Take… GUNNAR HENDERSON! In fact, Henderson is behind two guys named Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani. You may have heard of them. He was actually the Alabama State Player of the Year for hoops after averaging 17 points and 11 rebounds. I feel like the combo of him and Bruce Pearl would have been must-watch television.
Were back to update NBA Free Agency and Playoff P is officially a Sixer. Klay Thompsons time in Golden State is over and Lebron has the Lakers by the balls. Hank is going to have a go at buy the Celtics. Hot Seat/Cool Throne including USMNT sucking and Hawk Tuah girl getting her first big interview with Brianna Chickenfry. We then do our annual Dingers Only fantasy baseball draft with special guests Jersey Jerry and Brandon Walker
The $99 ticket is good for general admission Sunday and is the best deal in town. The non Barstool GA tickets are going for $269 at the moment. Cya at the track!
Slowly but surely the robots are taking over. What a pathetic showing from the robots. At least not in our lifetimes. You know what the problem is? Then come Monday, they fired it back up and it was right back to work. It’s whole life was work. Humans are able to drown their misery in alcohol and drugs. That’s what makes us so resilient. People need vices to survive. So maybe this isn’t much of a “win” for humans after all....
The Snack Boys cool off by reviewing the new Skittles Flavors Drinks!
I love cooking it. I love eating it. I love talking about it. And I love writing about it. “Man, Large, that’s WAY too expensive for my budget.” Or"Sounds great, but my wife doesn’t eat fish." Or"You kidding me?!?… I am not willing to travel 30 minutes for a meal!… Got anything closer to my hotel?" There are simply too many variables involved in telling a stranger where to eat....
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So imagine my surprise when I logged onto the internet today and saw the following story. The Greyhound actor explained that although he no longer does drugs, he struggled with cocaine in the past. Im a f**king cokehead, straight-up. What the fuck Chet Hanks? So is that it? Is White Boy Summer cancelled? Think about who you’re letting down Chet. Just think about the 19-year old college sophomores at state schools across the country....
Alright, is “basketball legend” a little much? Sadly, like so many explosive smaller guards, injuries ultimately did Kemba in. Once you lose your explosiveness/first step quickness, that’s pretty much it. Personally, I’ll always have love for Kemba. To help make the Jays great. No ego, no drama, none of that shit. Suddenly, all was right in the world once again with Al Horford returning to Boston. Not a bad career if you ask me....
