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Putting my hat and glasses on is only going to work to a certain extent. Per VF, he was outfitted with fake teeth, a slightly different nose and glasses. But the tide evidently soon turned. People were kind of pushing past me, not being nice. Nobody said, I love you. I was like, This sucks. I want to go back to being famous, he told VF. Arguably the most self aware statement in the history of statements....

Is he trying to be Michael Jordan with the confidence? Or are these really his thoughts? Because if he’s trying to be like Mike…..I hate this quote. Common sense says that Embiid, who picked USA over France, will be in the starting lineup. I’d say Ant is the clear #3 option from that group to fill the final slot. So how do you pick five out of 12? That would be a fair answer, but I’m also calling bullshit....

Hope everybody had a great holiday yesterday. Confess and come clean.

Boston Herald- The celebratory accolades keep on coming for the Celtics. Anthony Davis of the Lakers received the award last year, being the most tenacious defender in the league. But this year, there was something different. I wonder what changed this year? I wonder why they were victorious this year? Jrue Holiday, Black and Gass said simultaneously. The best of the best, Black added. The cream of the crop. And some fine hardware that is....

Finally somebody in the dugout is willing to get mad. And at the same time, of course he’s a complete moron. We can’t even get a decent metldown without an IL visit. That’s how much the bullpen sucks this year. Guys don’t even know how to express themselves without compromising the depth chart. Makes me sick to my stomach. State Farm deserves better. Point is Colten Brewer isn’t good enough to be punching the wall....

Noel said: I did actually bump into Dave. I would just like him to wind his f***ing neck in about Oasis. I wouldnt talk to him. I havent got time for that f***ing mob any more. I havent got f**k all to say to him. Hes our kids mate anyway. You gotta love it. It seems like everybody in music is pissed off at each other these days. I speak English, obviously, but notBritishEnglish, so this was a bit confusing....

All holiday weekends should be 5 days long like this one. Condolences to the poor souls that had to work on Friday. Your bosses are slavedrivers. But it’s not easy. Hammering cold beers, shooting off fireworks, sweating over a hot grill all weekend is hard work. Take a 5 minute break with Keilah.

You know the “reports” I’m talking about. They look like this Stop me if you’ve heard that before. Remember when Kyrie Irving was going to go to the Lakers for the minimum or whatever? Those were run times. Now, from a basketball fit standpoint, I definitely still have questions. For the Kings, that’s partially why this is such a significant signing. Since that decision, they’ve now offloaded/lost DeMar DeRozan, Alex Caruso, and Andre Drummond....

I’m talking about writing a blog, you creeps. Obviously I have no problem with the little ribbing going on about needing water. Fine, that’s guys being dudes. Roasting each other and talking trash. Friends that are competitors. Holding the potential #1 pick in the draft accountable. Good for you, Cam. And that’s the guy in the background telling Mr. Accountability himself that the workout had to start late because he wasn’t on time!...

Am I writing this to get pageviews? Of course, welcome to the content game. You put Kevin Durant might get traded and people get interested. That’s what happens when you’re one of the best scorers we’ve seen. But it is hilarious that arguably the most online player in the NBA is calling out pageviews. He should know that’s half the game. Not to mention basically every player outside of 6 or 7 could have trade rumors....

Angel Reese had a MONSTER game last night…..anyone who says otherwise is a flat out hater. Either way, statement heard…..and rebuttal given. Oh and she put up that 19/13/12 performance against the 17-3 first place in the WNBA New York Liberty. Caitlin Clark and the Fever just beat them today…… Your move, Angel.

I don’t care how long it took us to find a women’s head coach last year. This isn’t that close to the same throw in of story. Why are we waiting? There should always, always be a backup plan in soccer. USSF had to come into Copa America knowing if Berhalter failed who do they go after. Copa America is the Tournament to put CONCACAF teams in a matching game of sorts....

There are moments that define America- the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Man walking on the moon. And Sydney Sweeney posting mirror selfies for all of us to enjoy. Imagine if Will Smith had these pictures while the aliens were attacking us in Independence Day? Those fuckers woulda been on all fours barking like dogs before Bill Pullman blew them into smithereens. And speaking of, maybe ol' Sweenz should just be our new president?...