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I got sworn in with those words literally hundreds of times and kept the oath. One, because there’s absolutely no upside to breaking it. And because jobs are on the line. Anyone interfering with a deliberating jury is committing career suicide, even if it’s a shoplifting case. And as it turned out, this is another case of “Right again, Old Balls.” Which we’ll get to in a minute. Because if this is provably true?...

Few things to unpack. First off, of course ESPN left the camera on the guy What do you expect them to do ? Some of the funniest moments in sports broadcasting are background characters or random moments. Like : Once they saw they had a golden moment they had to leave the camera on him. Speaking of picking your nose, I feel like no one ever shakes it. You are a nose picker at a young age, and then become a nose picker for life....

MARGOTTTT!!!!! Good for these two. Slay queen, girlboss as close to the sun as you want!!! Having a blast, nobody bothered them, absolutely normal as hell. IM SO PROUD OF OUR BARBIE! !

This is not what we needed to see our first day back after a little break. But he’s turning it down? We got embarrassed at the last Ryder Cup. Not that it’s extremely shocking considering we never win in Europe, but we were embarrassed. Zach Johnson was a disaster of a captain, no one really showed up, it was a mess. We need to do the same now in the States....

But yeah, it’s about damn time for trash cans. Fun, not so much. As for the rats, if you’re reading this don’t panic. You’ve still got a couple summers to marinate in the stink. The bin mandate doesn’t go into effect until June of 2026.

First off, I still can’t believe we have a BBC here. One of those things you don’t think of the British Broadcasting Corporation first. Porn has ruined that word/acronym more than possibly anything else. Tough break for the Brits. Second, funny is funny. Calling Ronaldo ‘Misstiano Penaldo’ is fair game. He also doesn’t play for England, so why the fuck are you complaining anyways? Have some respect and cheer for England and other big names to lose....

If I were Paul George, there would be no way I would take that 2/60M offer. No chance in hell. I think PG is totally fair in how he responded to that offer. Now, asking for Kawhi money? With that comes perks/contract offers etc. Not everyone is created and treated equal in business and in life. As a reminder, this is Kawhi’s deal. No options, all guaranteed Well, as George explains, the Clippers eventually came back with this number....

So this video is starting to go viral the last day or so. Let me be very clear, I love seeing this from Malik Nabers. People are losing their mind over him in a strip club. I’m sorry, when is it illegal to party in a strip club? And people saying he’s throwing thousands of dollars? Buddy, those are singles he’s throwing. He’s not tossing hundreds all at once. We all know this sort of guy at a strip club....

Let’s go on a little ghost hunt this week. But what about the ones that never really got that chance? He is a phantom. A phantom of the kick off. Step into this stathole, because we’re going to find the phantomest of them all. May as well while we’re all stuck in the thick of the summer sports slog. Perfect time to kill some time while we wait another 59 days before kickoff....

And with very good reason. This guy really has it all. A 100+ MPH fast ball. A 94 MPH sinker. A slider that can’t be touched. And a hot ass girlfriend that realizes all a guy needs is pizza and alcohol to have a celebration. Good job Livvy Dunne….and even better job by Paul Skenes. Just in case any of you forgot who Livvy Dunne is, here are some pictures FOR REFERENCE:

Laugh out loud funny. Look at this man!!! Now he’s whipping around on a Bird scooter, without a care in the world. Tiktok dances with George and Charlotte? Video evidence of him blasting Charli xcx for his Brat summer? Front row at Lollapalooza for Chappell Roan? The possibilities are endless for the future King, and I for one am thrilled to see it.

Yesterday marked the first day of Spain’s annual Running of the Bulls. Turns out that’s not the case. The Running of the Bulls is an 8 day festival that runs every year from July 7th-July 14th. Well.. usually it’s open. Last year they forgot to fire up the gate. The crowd the goes wild. PETA throws a fit. The bulls all die. It’s a Spanish tradition that dates back to the 1300’s....

The thing is tons of natural parks are really not that dog-friendly. Nevertheless, the salt flats were probably the best spot for the dog. Zion National Park’s Pa’rus trail was most likely the best dog trail out of all the national parks. It was perfect for allowing easy water access in the heat for the dog. Crazy spot that had a ton of Colorado river toad tadpoles. The pop in you’re able to trip on....