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It’s been five years. Five, long, grueling, emotionally exhausting years since #Braxit happened. The actual anniversary was last week, March 17th. At 8:30am, to be precise: And let us never forget what came next. The NCAA tournaments were canceled. A spike in depression and substance abuse. All just like I predicted would happen if Tom Brady ever left New England. But I ignored it because I had no intention of ruining anyone’s Irish Christmas, my own especially....

I was going to start this blog by moping about the Giants bringing in a weirdo like Russell Wilson, who will give the Giants no more of a ceiling than being on the In The Hunt graphic into late December or mayyyyybe if everything breaks right, getting their ass stomped into the ground in the Wild Card round. Then I realized I wrote an entire blog abouthow entertaining Jameis would be as a Giants quarterback for better or worseand realized I was being completely unfair to Russell Wilson, who can be entertaining on the field with his signature moon balls along with all the nonsense off the field where he shoots creepy Subway commercials, slings concussion water, does high knees on long team flights, and all the other shit that we were laughing at Broncos fans for before they ate a bazillion dollars in dead cap to cut him....

Steph Curry has been the author of some of the greatest highlights I’ve ever put my eyes on. When he has a basketball in his hand I’m all eyes and ears. So when this clip surfaced this weekend before a game, my jaw proceeded to drop on the floor. As did everyone else’s when you see the amount of likes any of these videos were generating. It looked like one of those Powerade commercials with LeBron casually shooting from 3/4 court....

Viktor Hovland wins the Valspar amid some complicated beliefs on his own game. Justin Thomas continues his very strong play. Frankie and Dave are depicted on Family Guy. The Masters field of contenders has us very excited. A Severance finale debrief.

I mean no Cinderella means no one would ever watch such a thing. Basically some form of this statement has been said over and over again. Well, people still love the NCAA Tournament. It’s almost like the big names draw people in. You want the best possible games for the second weekend, especially when you get to the standalone games. The last thing you want is a blowout. Look at the numbers....

Professional athletes put their bodies on the line every single day. These men are the definition of warriors. Pain, injuries, suffering. Those are all just standard parts of the job that these guys have to deal with. Which is what happened to Phillies pitcher Matt Strahm earlier this week. Matt Strahm suffered a gruesome left middle fingernail irritation. The punch in of injury that would be completely debilitating to any ordinary man....

Raw Dogging at the official hot dog of St. Louis Some Video Shot by Mikey Bets Edited by Chris Armeinti Buy the Classic Shirt

FORTNITE NERDS GO CRAZYYYYY!! Ariana Grande, Lady Gaga, I think even Paris Hilton did a DJ set? For those who are confused, no, this isn’t a real festival. In the game, players perform songs while attempting to achieve the highest score possible based on their performance. Available songs range from those composed by Epic Games Sound Team to tracks from popular artists. And now it’s possible for you to be Sabrina Carpenter!...

What the fuck is going on here? On last night’s Bachelor finale (what? Excuse Moi???? Not the “big move” we all were looking for. I am at a loss when it comes to the Bachelor Universe. I used to be the BACHELOR GIRL! I didn’t miss a single episode of ANY season for years. We used to do a whole live recap show for it at Barstool!!!!! Now, it’s an afterthought, and I hate that....

His family announced the death, in a hospital, on his Instagram account. Roy Foreman, Georges brother, said the cause was not known. But in 1994, he shocked the world by beating the undefeated Michael Moorer to reclaim the world title. The three great champions thrilled fans with one classic bout after another. Foreman was the last living member of the trio. George Foreman passed away on Friday at the age of 76....

This is a public service announcement. Firstly…Chicago has an NBA team. Secondly, post-Lavine Bulls are fun. All the Bulls had to do to become a little bit interesting was trade anyone who had name recognition. Oh you’ve been to an All-Star game? Here’s a one-way ticket. Now that the Bulls are free of Lavine it feels like they have new life. Matas and Coby White trigger the team. Giddey can be on the ball more....

Your face is made up of a bunch of bones, skins and cartilage. That’s what we would call a mismatch. Your face is going to lose that battle every single time. And the Dallas Stars have had to find that out the hard way this season. Time, and time, and time again. Mikko Rantanen just signed a $96 million contract extension in Dallas. It’s going to own you regardless. A couple of times is a coincidence....

Listen, I know you’ve been waiting with bated breath to hear Hawk Tuah speak out. Fool you once, shame on Hawk Tuah, fool you twice, shame on you? Internet 101 in the year of our Lord 2025.