What Was The Best Early Smartphone App? (The Bracket, Vol. 134)

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July 11, 2024 · 1 min · 70 words · Robin Miles

Would You Rather Get $30K Right Now or Get To Play a Week in the Major Leagues With No Pay?

This is maybe the easiest question of all-time. And maybe that happens and you get the best of both worlds, but there’s no guarantee. That’s the dream. But it’s not more incredible than having a down payment on a house. Use your brains, guys.

July 11, 2024 · 1 min · 44 words · Russell Davis

"He Nutted On My Leg!"

Well that’s certainly one way to commit a felony. Just a complete disregard for both humanity and society. Scorsese would be proud. Find this menace and get him off the streets/out of Dollar Stores. Plus hes not even on the Megans Law list? This guy was straight up putting his dick through cheese asking women if they were lactose intolerant. No way, no how Pagano is going to stop.

July 10, 2024 · 1 min · 69 words · Brandy Gardner

'You Guys Were The Least Of My Worries', Doesn't Regret Leaving Right Away

We know what happened, at least I assume we all did. Sunday at the US Open, Rory vs Bryson. Then the missed putts happened: Heartbreak at a major again for Rory. Extends his drought to 10 years and another one that felt like he left it out there. He dipped out right away - something a lot of journalists were pissed off about. They claimed he sped out the parking lot....

July 10, 2024 · 2 min · 250 words · Roger Mcgee

A Bunch Of Amish Guys Showed Up To A Random Inner City Park And Gave Some Indiana Dudes "That Work"

I really thought this was AI. This comes to us from Fort Wayne, Indiana. By my research, I would assume these Amish ballers came from Fountain City/Wayne City. According to Amish 365, this is one of the most accessible Amish communities in America! It’s a damn shame there are no videos from this. There has to be, right? No video is a crime against humanity. I’d pay $100 to watch this full game....

July 10, 2024 · 1 min · 82 words · Tina Jones

A Cheating Scandal Rocks Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Contest

There were other good athletes with huge appetites in their own right. Men who would finally get the chance to compete for the Yellow Belt itself. To achieve fame and glory. And not just runner-up status in the obscurity of Chestnut’s mighty shadow. Men like Nick Wehry, for example: Instead what we’re getting is a major scandal. 100% he cheated, one source told The Post Tuesday. I can only assume he demanded a recount after stealing the plate, the source claimed....

July 10, 2024 · 2 min · 228 words · Brian Stanley

A Lingerie Company is Taking Flak From Female Athletes for Hiring Olympic Rugby Players to Model Their Goods

It might be at work. Your spouse’s family. Some strangers out in public. Which is another way of saying, pull up a chair and enjoy the brawl. I’m not kidding. Ellie Boatman, Jasmine Joyce and Celia Quansah … were signed up by lingerie company Bluebellas #StrongIsBeautiful campaign. … Navratilova, who won 18 major singles tennis titles, and other leading campaigners for womens sport unimpressed. Navratilova said the campaign feels really regressive and sexist to me....

July 10, 2024 · 2 min · 228 words · Melissa Andrews

After Breaking Down The Footage, Caitlin Clark Kinda Sucks

Caitlin Clark is absolute dog shit at pickleball. Caitlin Clark would beat my ass in basketball every which way to Sunday. But I’m beyond confident that I would toast her ass on the pickleball court. Let’s just dissect the film for a minute here. That return of serve is so soft and short. Either way, easy point. Again, we have another short and soft return of the serve here. If that’s me, I am body bagging CC with my 5th shot on this point....

July 10, 2024 · 1 min · 123 words · Kristina Jackson

Angel Reese Desperately Begged for The Ball in the Final Seconds of Garbage Time to Secure Her 14th Straight Double-Double

Chicago Sky rookie Angel Reese had already set the WNBA’s most consecutive double-double’s record. Coming into today’s 12pm game vs the Atlanta Dream, she was sitting on 13 in a row. Going into the Sky’s final possession, she was sitting on a measly 9 PTS & 13 REB. The Sky were up 7. By all measures the game was over. But Angel Reese wasn’t willing to let her streak die that easily....

July 10, 2024 · 2 min · 225 words · Patricia Frey

Argentina's Soccer President Having His Own Personal Sweat-Wiper During Games Is The Ultimate Sign Of Power

Holy shit, this is the definition of power. It’s not even a power move, just straight up power. Sign me up for that sort of thing. I have the slightest amount of dignity (although, what sort of salary is this guy working on? Everyone has a price). The more I think about it, the more I found the perfect job for Gregg Berhalter. Fair is fair in my book. If we’re being honest though, it’s 2024....

July 10, 2024 · 1 min · 95 words · Alexandria Davis

BARSTOOL BASKETBALL DOCUMENTARY SERIES. 1

The first obvious answer was Bosco. Not only does Bosco move the needle, he actually knows how to play basketball. We also added Tommy Smokes who will add virtually nothing expect being a locker room cancer. It’s a real high risk, low ceiling transaction that will surely drive Coach Klemmer into a wall. But Tommy’s my friend so we welcomed him with open arms. Enjoy the episode, and be on the lookout for episode 2 next week....

July 10, 2024 · 1 min · 107 words · Joshua Gardner

Bo Naylor Taught Himself Spanish So He Could Better Communicate With The Guardians Potential Cy Young Closer, Emmanuel Clase

Listen we may not have the payroll of the Mets. And we may not have the Starting Rotation of the Phillies. Are you fucking kidding me??? I love this team so much and they deserve everything that is coming there way. 44 appearances on the year. ^ That’s a Cy Young winner in New York, Boston, Los Angeles, or Chicago. Hopefully he gets the respect to become one in Cleveland.

July 10, 2024 · 1 min · 70 words · Charles Stanton

Congratulations Are In Order For Jalen Brunson For Being An Extreme Knower Of Ball

Hell, it’s even still happening now! Ball Knowers should be praised just as much as the non-Ball Knowers are clowned. Honestly, even as a Knick it’s still hard for me to dislike Jalen Brunson. It’s refreshing if we’re being honest. This is what all of these very clearly upset opposing fanbases and media pundits can’t seem to grasp. What may play on social media and go viral is not real life....

July 10, 2024 · 1 min · 96 words · David Perkins