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Dr. Earle Haas (male), invented the modern day tampon in 1931. So much has happened in the world since then. Hitler was just starting to hit his stride. We were still a full 50 years from the government inventing AIDS. But in all that time, the tampon has remained virtually unchanged. Don’t believe me? Go ahead and pull a tampon out of any random woman on the street. It’s going to look almost identical to what Dr....

It was a sad day at the Smokes residence yesterday. Our neighborhood alligator, Bubbles, died. That’s how you know they’re there even when you’re free to’t see them. Bubbles brought a lot of joy to our neighborhood. He was a good one. He never attacked anyone or their pets, for that matter. Other than that, Bubbles was always welcome to catch rays in our backyard. In fact, we’d even feed him if we had leftovers....

It’s called The Midas Touch. Simon Cowell is largely given credit for discovering the original One Direction. He’s the one who formed the group back in 2010 when they were auditioning on The X Factor. Apparently he thinks he can do it again. Allegedly, a depressingly low number of singers showed up to their first Liverpool audition. They went on to cancel the dates of two upcoming auditions. No more than 40 people in line at a time is brutal....

Previously, Part 5: Get a Good Pitch to Hit… The kids were looser than normal and seemed to be enjoying the ride. To me, no vehicle is more uncomfortable than a standard-issue school bus. It’s no wonder all the dogs bark at ‘em… While the kids offloaded, there was still casual conversation and laughter as we walked toward the field. Homeruns at our field had to be legged out, and they were few and far between....

GIRD YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LOINS PEOPLE!!!! I’ve been seeing these rumors all week, “DWP is getting a sequel! All the originals are back! Meryl said yes!!” and I won’t lie, I was hesitant to believe it. This isn’t the first time we’ve been teased with a sequel of this masterpiece of a movie. After this grid post from MERYL HERSELF proclaiming Miranda will return? It’s time to squeeze our Size 6 asses into our seats and start thinking about FLORALS FOR SPRING....

With that said, the internet is buzzing about Detective Danielly De Andrade. If you are asking, yes she does have anInstagram.

Look at how skinny he is! It may not be that way forever, but it’s definitely still the case in 2024. A nice little reminder of who still wears the BITW crown is how I took today’s events. But someone who has the potential to take that crown? You saw him in those highlights. Now imagine if they somehow also land Cooper Flagg next summer? you’re free to’t rule that out....

That was until yesterday, when Linda decided to speak out on the case for the first time. Maybe, but first we have 48 hours to digest this accountability video which ranks high all-time. On that note, the UK paparazzi are some of the most skilled humans on the entire Earth. And when that happens, we’ll truly all be caught off guard. “bouncing on an inmates Willy Wonka” is maybe the funniest sentence ever written on Twitter....

I feel like Im more than qualified to talk about this subject. Say what you want about me, but no one is worse than these types of people. Have some class; wait until everyone walks out of the exit and then call your shot. Those people are the scum of the earth. Venmo me People Everyone has the right to set their own Venmo limit. Mine is $40. I know that my boy will get the next one....

Coaching Legend Monte Kiffin passed away yesterday at the age of 84. He helped lead them to a Super Bowl Championship in 2002 when they massacred the Oakland Raiders. Tributes flooded Twitter last night of a full life well-lived. The man was a LEGEND and changed the way defenses played football. There are not many people on Earth that will ever be able to say that. Monte Kiffin truly did it all on his journey!...

There are two ways to make a list like this. you’re able to make a list of the well regarded favorites and just re-order them. I think it’s a lot more interesting if it’s a personal list. There’s only 19 spots left. I know a ton of people hate that I have Braveheart at 75. That’s totally OK. No one’s top 100 list is going to match someone else’s. If I made this list expecting people to agree, I’d be a crazy person....

One who comes to mind is Ted Williams. And he also got inducted into the Fishing Hall of Fame. And to Teddy Ballgame’s mighty company, we can add the name Tyreek Hill. His wellness influencer wife Keeta Vaccaro, 28, is also expecting a baby, their first together. When most wide receivers approach 30, their production slows down. Both in terms of Passes Caught, Yards Gained, and Babies Made. He has not yet begun to reach his peak....

I say it every summer and I’ll say it again. If you’ve never been, do yourself a favor and go. Yes, it’s hot as hell. But that’s why air conditioning exists. Sure the product may be gross at times, but that’s the beauty of Summer League basketball. Remember when Wemby was dragged like crazy for his first Summer League game stinker? It’s the perfect win/win experience as a fan and partly what makes this week so much fun....