Tank Plays Pitch and Putt 2: Chipping Boogaloo
Filmed on July 14, 2024, at Cedar Knoll in Bridgewater, NJ
Filmed on July 14, 2024, at Cedar Knoll in Bridgewater, NJ
Open Championship week is upon us, and it comes after yet another crazy weekend in America. NEW GIVEAWAY: Win a free 2-night stay at Riggs' Cottage for you and up to 7 friends. Book at least one round of golf through Barstool Golf Time app to enter. The more rounds you play through Sept 30, the more entries you get.See app for more details.
The US women’s water polo team is an absolute wagoooooon. They’ve won gold at the past 3 Olympic Games. They’ve also won 5 out of the last 6 world championships. The men’s team? Well they haven’t been quite as successful. They’ve also never been on the podium at the world championships. It’s been all Hungary and Serbia and Croatia. But maybe, just maybe, Flavor Flav is the missing piece. Every great team needs a great glue guy....
Itty bitty titties and a bob. This viral trend has taken over female twitter and has come across Kate’s desk. There was quite a lot of resistance, particularly from KB, Nick, Brandon, and Titus. So we wheeled to see who would have to participate in this remake. Much to his dismay, Nick lost. Everyone was a good sport about it, but Jerry came out looking extra spicy! Catch Monday’s full Yak here:
The release of EA Sports' College Football 25 is a major moment in pop culture. The group chats are fired up. You’ve got friends using up their sick days at work to stay home to play. Everybody talking about what program they are taking to the promised land. And yet here you are on the outside looking in. But that’s the thing–youlovedplaying the game. You don’t play them anymore, and now you are stuck in an impossible predicament....
Let’s be adults here for a second. Oh, and remembering that Trump is an endless well of hysterical moments, delivered intentionally and unintentionally. And given what happened on Sunday, we should enjoy the laughs while we can because life is short. If anything, I think this video is good for everyone. But of course the President called Trump to check up. And he made a joke, which Trump found “very nice” and even chuckled at!...
Plus it’s Colin Montgomerie, a fine player, a good player even. But he never won the Open. Tiger has won it 3 times, he should have three exemptions somehow. Pick his friends and let them get exempt too. As I started writing it this morning Colin said this: Uhh isn’t that quote from him? I mean it seems pretty direct. He’s far from the first person to say this, we all know Tiger’s game now....
We’ve seen that exact storyline on the internet too many times. Everything seemed foolproof in the moment and would definitely not lead to her getting in trouble. Just ignore the guy filming the video, the license plate, vin number, witnesses, etc. An investigation into the incident remains open. Maybe she was simply too late to execute her escape. Another stunning development to the story is that she wasn’t on drugs or drunk....
That Katt Williams interview is going to end up applying to the Trump assassination attempt as well. I’m just not sure exactly how yet. Regardless, Skip Bayless is acting like leaving FS1. By the end of this summer, Skip Bayless will be a free agent. So where will he go next? It has to be somewhere. Skip Bayless is a spry 72 years old. I mean look the guy… That’s a man with DECADES of terrible takes left in his arsenal....
So last night’s anthem was horrific. Like horrible, dreadful, brutal, bad, sucky and downright awful. If you don’t think this was worse than last night you are a crazy person. On no planet does Ingrid Andress even come close to this atrocity and I won’t hear differently. Roseanne is plugging her own ears for Christ sakes. This is way worse. But either way, this is the gold medal of bad, and WAYYYYYY worse than last night’s....
I have to ask this, former coach, his dating choice right now. What are we doing? Newton opened up with Jones as the two laughed uncontrollably. The Video: You know what I don’t approve of, Cam and Mac? Your performances as a Patriot. Just two colossal disasters as far as I’m concerned. Cam has one but that doesn’t count. Love is love baby. And if Bill and Jordon are into each other then more power to them....
He got his wish the next day, though. I think it’s awesome that these guys are teammates now. How cool would it be if they became an awesome pitching and hitting duo in the big leagues? Maybe even a bobblehead night.
The fat fuck is just a great line though. That’s when you’ve had enough and words just start coming out of your mouth. You may shock yourself. 100% chance Barkley said it this weekend and every other weekend he’s golfed. The most frustrating sport in the world. It can humble elite athletes, mediocre accountants and everyone else between the two. Can’t wait to play it again!