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So I can understand remembering your first few goals in incredible detail considering it’s such a crazy accomplishment. Then you score 100 and maybe each goal starts to mean just a little less to you. Once you get to 500, I’d assume you’re only remembering the major milestone goals. It would be one thing if he remembered scoring an overtime game winner in Nashville a few seasons ago. But remembering it was Corey Perry who set the screen in front is borderline psychotic....

I can’t stop catching shade from my horrendous WSOP Main Event Day 1 Bust. It has been coming from literally everyone from Big Cat to Nate to Twitter. Now you’re free to add UCF Football Coach Gus Malzahn to that list. I got the message loud and clear. The last week has stunk since. Hopefully UCF does not do the same this fall in the Big 12. The Knights are pretty hyped up for this season behind Arkansas QB Transfer KJ Jefferson at the helm....

A few months ago, I saw the movie Unfrosted and gave it a superb review. I even gave it the “must see” tag. That’s when all the big time movie boys and others came after me for my take. I hopped on Lights Camera Barstool to discuss the film with my friends. We agreed to disagree. That’s the great thing about art. It’s subjective!But then the Emmy Award Nominees came out today and look what we have here!...

Everyone deserves a chance at love! and watch my previous adventure at the Shanghai Marriage Market here:

The great thing about the world today is that we’ve become accepting of so many different people. It seems like everybody gets a month, or a week, or at least a day. Except for dudes who sweat their dick off throughout the day anytime the temperature gets above 80 degrees. Just look at the way we are mocked and ridiculed and persecuted. And it’s systemic. Some dudes don’t even have a chance....

What the hell happened to John Mara? He won two Super Bowls, he once felt like he knew what he was doing as an owner. Now he’s out here arguing against taunting and trying to influence free agency decisions because of … popularity? Buddy, have you watched Saquon play football? What the fuck is that from him? It’s clear John Mara isn’t even concerned about money let alone winning. People will buy fucking anything), sure I get it....

We’re close enough to college football season that we have airtime being spent on horrific takes. It won’t be long now. I love Paul Finebaum’s face throughout Mad Dog’s entire nonsensical rambling. Good coaches win football games.

OK MAMA!!! He looks….perfect. I’ll even go as far as to say that the outfit is perfect, too. A look from his 2022 Coachella set. Seemingly fresh off the stage from his latest tour, the tattoos, the chest hair??? You could set this Harry up in front of me on the street and I’d be fooled. I’d start shrieking like its 2010. Snaps and claps to everyone down at Madame Tussauds in Nashville for this true masterpiece....

Now let me be very clear, I was onto Saban from the beginning. He may have taken off his whistle but he hasn’t changed who he is. Oh how the mighty have fallen! Anyways, Saban tried to fire up Alabama and fire them up he did. And Nick Saban smiled wider than he has in years. A proud father moment. A “they actually listened to me” realization. **yo don’t ruin this and tell me that Tyler Booker was joking....

They all need to be first and have a source off. This is how you do it. Easiest guarantee in life. But then there’s the golfers on the Internet. No one and I mean no one is more ruthless about your swing or game than someone on Twitter. Now you’re doing an interview while trying to break 90. I love the move. Don’t let work get in the way of a round....

A great man once said, “Enough is enough. It’s time for a change!” I am 38 years old. I’ve worn glasses for the past 28 years. So while I do have a pair of non-prescription sunnies, I don’t wear them frequently. So I looked so some fashion icons of the football world that also were four eyed nerds like myself. Ron Rivera always looked so damn cool. So does Jim Harbaugh....

We added some new wrinkles and an additional Rat Trap physical challenge as well. Also, we will be having a Watch Party for the first time onWednesday July 24th at 7 PM. I know it’ll be fun and I already have massive anxiety about it. Also, I’ll get compact and/or do a mildly decent Johnny Carson impression upon request. If that doesn’t make you want to leave your house on a Wednesday night, nothing will....

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