What Happened to Ball is Life? Chicago Office Has Lost it's Love for Basketball

Im disappointed, to say the least. What happened to “ball is life”? Is everyone already tired of their brand new shiny toy? The turnout at last week’s basketball run was embarrassing. We play every Friday at 2pm and last week was flat out embarrassing. What kind of loser mentality is that? All it takes is one bad apple to spoil the bunch. Respectfully, shut up, Hank. I’m well aware it’s the summer, but who gives a fuck?...

July 19, 2024 · 1 min · 156 words · Troy Webster

You Know You've Had a Great Convention When Your Daughter-in-Law Can't Keep Her Hands Off Herself on National TV

Say what you will about Donald Trump. Over the past four days, that trait was on full display. Making her the most sought-after interview subject in the world between now and November. And she expressed her opinion, not in words, but in actions. Making it clear just how excited she was: Can you really blame her? The most hyper-sensuous political convention since JFK was Eiffel Towering Marilyn Monroe with his brother back in 1960....

July 19, 2024 · 1 min · 99 words · Stacy Jackson

"If You Want The World Champion Title, Come And Beat Us In OAKA."

I’m sorry, we’re still doing this? Haven’t these people learned by now what happens when call out the Boston Celtics? Basically, it’s a death wish. It’s the best collection of basketball players in the world in the best league in the world. Who cares that people say “world champions” when talking about the NBA. But you know what? I don’t hate this idea. Remember, this is the team we’re talking about here in the 2024 NBA Champion Boston Celtics....

July 18, 2024 · 1 min · 141 words · Keith Scott

"The Doctor Wouldn't Give Me Toradol, So I Refused To Play"

The NFL was and is a wild place. Between the Bosa’s, and Lebron’s showing up how do you continue a dynasty? That and a lot more on this episode of Audiocraic.Here is part one. By The way do remember this is the first podcast ever done In a Lake.

July 18, 2024 · 1 min · 49 words · Joyce Williams

#1 ONLY FANS MODEL BRYCE ADAMS JUST BOUGHT ME MY $30,000 DREAM CAR

I am stunned and when I say stunned I mean STUNNED! I am now forever grateful to the lovely Bryce Adams for fulfilling my dream of being a Moke owner. Only 180 days till it’s ready!

July 18, 2024 · 1 min · 36 words · Stephanie Peterson

'I Don't Know What You're Good At': Lane Kiffin Brought the Heat to Paul Finebaum While Recounting All the Times He Said Kiffin's Career Was Over

Kiffin apparently doesn’t forgive very easily or forget at all. 1 team in the country. His firing was not a shock. “I don’t know what you’re good at,” is a fire line, though. Kiffin definitely cooked there, regardless of how much ground he really had to stand on to begin with. College Football 25 is out, coaches are yelling at Paul Finebaum … we’re so close, boys.

July 18, 2024 · 1 min · 67 words · Joann Joseph

A British Guy Drove a Truck to Hooters in America and Now Understands Why We're the Best

I’d actually give anything to be able to feel that first rush of American freedom as an adult. Do not take this life for granted. There are people in this world right now walking down cobblestone streets to go eat fish and flaccid fries. Enjoy an ice cold beer and some wings tonight for those who can’t.

July 18, 2024 · 1 min · 57 words · Alexander Taylor

A Swordfish Almost Took A Guy’s Head Off In A WILD Video

Jesus Christ, what a week for being on the water. The big unanswered question I need to know is if they ended up catching this thing. If they did, its all worth it. What a bananas video. Big time risk vs. reward.

July 18, 2024 · 1 min · 42 words · Adam Griffin

Alec Martinez Giving Up The Number He's Worn His Entire Career For The Legend And Hall-Of-Famer, Jeremy Roenick

The Blackhawks signed Alec Martinez a little under three weeks ago when the free agency window opened. For that, I hated Martinez. One of those names that irked me for a decade even after the Blackhawks and Kings were both dismantled. When they signed him I was excited. He has Brent Seabrook vibes. Does things the right way. Always comes through in the playoffs. Still…residual…ehhh because the most vivid memory of him is associated with pain....

July 18, 2024 · 2 min · 311 words · Christine White

Britney Spears Tells Ozzy Osbourne To Fuck Off After He Said He Was Fed Up With Seeing Her Dance On Social Media

You know, its sad, the legendary rocker said. Very, very sad. His family, wife Sharon and adult children, Kelly and Jack Osbourne, agreed. Spears then pushed back on the Osbournes complaints. She thinks the Osbournes are the most boring family known to mankind? Maybe compared to her family they are but has she seen most families? Britney says she hardly ever dances? She even has multiple videos of her dancing with knives....

July 18, 2024 · 1 min · 182 words · Jacob Schultz

Caleb Williams Turned Down Millions In An NIL Commercial So It Could Go To His USC Offensive Line

What a great little story hitting the internet today. There was so many questions about his character at USC leading up to the draft. More and more it sounds like they’re alllll false. The media was making him out to be some combination of Bo Callahan and Jonny Manziel. This is the punch in of gesture you want from a leader. If you’re not then the problem is with you and not Caleb at this point....

July 18, 2024 · 1 min · 113 words · Darren Schmidt

Dubai Princess Sheikha Mahra Declared On Instagram That She Is Divorcing Her Disloyal Husband

The triple “I Divorce You”!!! You don’t come back from the triple. A single “I Divorce You” it’s possible for you to work out in a night. A double “I Divorce You” is just a threat. But the triple “I Divorce You”? That’s game over. I didn’t even know that was a real thing. The method is banned in some countries and isnt customarily invoked by women against their husbands....

July 18, 2024 · 1 min · 162 words · Joseph Nguyen

First Pitch Perfect: The Journey To The Majors (Step 7: The Left-Handed Leprechaun Game)

Anyways, long story short: the beers were 16 ounces, and I finished those. But either way, when I went to order my hot dogs, they were all sold out. So I had to eat brats. People said I should put an asterisk by it but I won’t do that. And Liam would have to dress up as a Leprechaun to introduce me. Well here’s what happened when Liam the Leprechaun introduced my left-handed pitch....

July 18, 2024 · 1 min · 117 words · Austin Howell