Big news out of Cincy as Joe Burrow chopped off his locks. It makes him look cool as shit. Which even fans of division rivals have come to learn Joe is. Both of which I’m sure he’d be great at because that what he does … cool shit. But QB1 is supposed to have long locks. Final thought - Vince Chase cutting his hair on Entourage may have been when the show jumped the shark....
If you asked me this morning about Bryce Young, I’d say I still believed in him. He was the Heisman Trophy Winner! The “too small” concerns were not enough for me. His offensive line didn’t help much either! That was until this afternoon when I saw the video above. Is he even 6 feet tall? And this backpack was NOT helping the vibes: It looks like he just off the SCHOOL BUS!...
Quite the improvement, no? Not according to WNBA Legend Cheryl Miller. That offer right there is a LOWBALL. “You said how much?” Cheryl Miller “2.2 Billion” - Reporter “Not enough, not even close. How did we allow her to walk out the door without further explaining that quote? Or did she mean 11-years, 2.8 billion? Either way, I can see where this one is going to be a polarizing topic....
While some may not care and roll their eyes at a Summer League title, I say grow up. At the very least this is on par with the NBA Cup title in terms of significance. If the Lakers can have a championship moment for a fake title then why can’t the Summer Heat? We’ve seen that time and time again with them. For starters, Jaime Jaquez Jr looked incredible. We all see what he’s currently doing next to AD with Team USA correct?...
According to Ryan Whitney, there is a pissed-off whale taking out boats in Portsmouth Harbor New Hampshire. There have been examples recently of whales attacking ships off the coast of Spain. I’m going to give the whale the benefit of the doubt. This looks like an accidental whale breach on top of a boat. Going to be a hard insurance claim for that sunk boat. Thank god there is this video so they can see how crazy of an accident it is....
In short, the movie was exactly what MCU fans wanted and exactly what the MCU needed.
Just a quick follow up to my pal Rico Bo$co’s blog about an hour ago. It now appears that Joe is going full Slim Shady. Bleach blonde, folks…or it isbeachblonde? I don’t know, but I do know that Joey baby means business. A football player shaving his head is the equivalent to a pop star putting out their first dirty single. It’s a rebranding. A moment in their career when they look in the mirror and decide it’s time to get serious....
It’s summertime in Philly. The slip n' slide is such an underutilized summer bro down activity. But if you really want to rip? you oughta bomb downhill. Just look at how much fun the boys are having here. You don’t get that by just inviting a couple of friends over to swim in a pool. You don’t get that by having to lug a million chairs and coolers to the beach....
If you’re new to the program, then let’s catch you up real quick. Blake Lively dominates the fashion game and anything else she tries her hand at. So what happened tonight at the Deadpool and Wolverine movie premiere in New York City? Reminder, this is a movie starring her husband and possibly featuring a cameo of herself. Of course she brought the 101 mph fastball and dotted it with pristine location....
So tonight is the next episode of Hard Knocks. At the same time it’s a dark reminder that we’re stuck watching Daniel Jones this year. Look at Daboll’s face when he mentions Daniel! Confidence through the goddamn roof. Plus, Daniel Jones clearly has the eyes of a winner. I just don’t trust Daniel Jones. Not to mention every clip is Schoen and Daboll trying to trade up. At least for another year....
I’m here to be a uniter, not a divider. (Which seem to last about a half hour these days.) As painful as that may be to admit. Here’s where things are going to get ugly. And based on my experience, Civil War-levels of ugly. Though I don’t doubt it could break out in hostilities. Fought all across America. From sea to shining sea. From tee to green. Breakfast ball to 19th hole....
She said, I got a salmon sperm facial with salmon sperm injected into my face. This treatment promises to give you that glass-skin look everyone is craving right now. Dave Portnoy once famously said, “Anybody at Barstool can be a star, except for Nate.” All they have to do is put in the work. So there comes a time in every Barstool employee’s tenure where a decision has to be made....
Can we come up with a speed version of College Football 25? I ask, because this is a million times better than a coin toss. Well we got a new one right in front of our eyes. Coaches playing each other in like an 8 minute game? Just constant 2-minute drill offense? That’s how you do it. I also want this to be just head coaches. Players are too good....
