UCLA Coach DeShaun Foster Had Maybe the Worst Opening Statement of Any Press Conference in History at Big Ten Media Days

Hell, you don’t even have to make an opening statement. Just use the Mike Leach method and get straight to the questions. This was just such a weird moment from Foster. All that matters is if he can coach, though. “We’re in LA” t-shirts will be flying off the shelves.

July 25, 2024 · 1 min · 50 words · Krista Butler

What Is Something That Is Only Cool To Do In College? (The Bracket, Vol. 136)

What is something that is only cool to do in college? Welcome to VOLUME 136 of THE BRACKET. Kenjac is host alongside Tommy Smokes, KBnoswag, Cheah, Rudy, Pat and Doogs. WIN $100!!!! Go to https://Zocdoc.com/LIGHTS to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/DE224591-0242-49F7-8DC0-1F9912EA3A93?channel=BARSTOOL

July 25, 2024 · 1 min · 45 words · Allison Perez

What's the Best Inning of Life?

Its an incredibly formative time in life. Might even be a bit of a bad boy and not wear sunscreen. Still sounds pretty sick. Winner by a slim margin:8th inning (70-79). Gimme 5 straight shutout innings so I can get here immediately. Apple Spotify Amazon YouTube Rumble

July 25, 2024 · 1 min · 47 words · Larry Lewis

Wild Times & The World’s Most Famous Internet Golfer

Donald Trump appeared on Brysons Breaking 50 video series.

July 25, 2024 · 1 min · 9 words · David Larsen

Will Team USA Rugby & Women's Soccer Impress, Or Embarrass? (Olympics Day 2 Viewing Schedule & Breakdown)

Things can only go up! Here is what to watch for on Day 2… That streak is on the line after losing the previous World Cup Australia this last Summer. you should probably WATCH RUGBY SEVENS Seriously, I say it every year! Before getting into the USA’s Rugby Sevens chances, let’s talk about the sport… Honestly, it’s the perfect sport for the TikTok generation! Bizer then opened the scoring in their next match of the day against juggernaut Fiji....

July 25, 2024 · 2 min · 239 words · Eric Brown

"Different Teams, Different Approaches"'s Reaction To The Mets Walking Aaron Judge Regularly Last Night To Face Non-MLB Hitter J.D. Davis Will Make Your Head Explode

Lineup releases will always be faced with criticism. Then you see a lineup like the one the Yankees threw out last night. Aaron Boone decided to shake things up after a nice win on Monday. Every baseball mind on Twitter took to the app to mock whatever the hell this was. Jahmai Jones and his career .535 OPS as your lead off man. Nope, the Yankees chose him as the table setter last night against the Mets....

July 24, 2024 · 3 min · 458 words · Amy Lopez

'Biggest Circus I've Ever Seen''s Manager Rips The Olympics For The Morocco/Argentina Shitshow And Player's Jewelry Being Stolen

In case you missed it earlier today we had one of the wilder soccer games. That might even be underselling it. You had 15 minutes of extra time. That led to the players being pulled off the field and everyone thinking it was ending a 2-2 tie. [Translation] - It’s a piece of history. Nothing like this ever happened. Morocco didn’t want to play it and neither did we. We waited an hour and forty but no one told us anything....

July 24, 2024 · 2 min · 257 words · Elizabeth Lowe

'There's Idiots Everywhere', Calls Out Some Anonymous Executive

So a couple weeks ago some anonymous executive said that about Josh Allen. One of the more overrated players in the league. Somehow this wasn’t Nicky Smokes. This was a real person who works somewhere in the NFL. Like Beane says executive is a loose term. Could be some personal assistant to a coach to a front office guy to a scout. But Beane ain’t gonna back down from defending his guy:...

July 24, 2024 · 1 min · 122 words · Jamie Wood

16 SEC Teams in 16 Days.... Will Auburn Get Back on Right Track in Year 2 Under Hugh Freeze?!?!?

The proud program has the 2nd worst record in the SEC ahead of only Vanderbilt the last 3 seasons. They did Gus Malzahn kind of dirty then whiffed on the desparation Bryan Harsin hire that never made sense. Auburn hired the lightning rod Hugh Freeze to clean up their mess. And I would be lying if I said I did not like the hire. The Tigers finished 6-7 in Year One under Freeze....

July 24, 2024 · 2 min · 426 words · Dawn Swanson

A Man Broke The Guinness World Record For Twerking...BONUS

He’s lucky he didn’t tear an ACL. Anyway, got me to thinking … who are the 3 best twerkers in the company. I’m pretty sure that’s a list everyone wants to see. Who shakes it the best ? Who would you want to see shake it for 3 hours non stop? I’m here to answer those questions. Without further ado … here’s the list. 3- Jersey Jerry Good form, solid effort, I just wanted more pop....

July 24, 2024 · 1 min · 153 words · Jeffrey Hamilton

Alex Golesh, The Undisputed Best College Football Coach In The Country, Says "Bama and Miami Gotta Play South Florida" This Year

Alabama and Miami do have to play South Florida this year. Fact check that one and let me know where he was wrong. The Nobel Peace Prize? Good news for him (and bad news for the rest of the AAC) is that he does. One won the Heisman and the other…..wasn’t even on the All-AAC Honorable Mention list? UTSA, I guess. Tulane, probably not. But who the fuck voted for ARMY to win it all?...

July 24, 2024 · 1 min · 187 words · Timothy Sanchez

Apparently The Phillies Were So Dominant From 2008-11 Because They Fattened Their Opponents Up With The Best Cheesesteaks In Philly

They made it back to the World Series in ‘09. They brought in Roy Halladay and he won a Cy Young in 2010. They were the only 100+ win team in baseball in 2011. The roster was absolutely stacked, which definitely helps you win some games. I need to get my hand on one of these bad boys. This was such next level warfare from the Phillies organization. Anybody can come up with that, but also anybody can quickly snuff that out....

July 24, 2024 · 1 min · 118 words · Clinton Carpenter

CrowdStrike, The Company Responsible For Last Week's Microsoft Computer Crashes, Is Offering An Apology To Its Clients In The Form Of A $10 UberEats Gift Card

Some would say he’s smart, and others would say he’s a madman. Not Barstool, that’s for sure. Maybe All Business Pete really is cooking. This tweet will be etched in the record books when it’s all said and done:

July 24, 2024 · 1 min · 39 words · Lydia Ross