Simone Biles Continues To Make The Haters Sick By Winning Another Gold Medal And Her Second All Around US Olympic Gymnast Title

Simone Biles is the definition of “putting your money where your mouth is.” Drama aside, Simone moves in a way that doesn’t feel human. Its ART!!!!! It’s PERSEVERANCE!!!! Bravo, Simone, Bravo. A second congrats to our fuckin girl Suni Lee for getting bronze!!! Suni Lee might have the best attitude I’ve ever seen out of the olympians. What a great group of girls.

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 63 words · Matthew Potts

Simone Biles Did It Again- August 1st, 2024

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August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 17 words · Mikayla Blake

Tank Cooks Chimichangas

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August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 12 words · Bailey Hodges

Tennis Legend Andy Murray Loses In Doubles At The Olympics And Officially Retires From The Sport, Concluding An Incredible Career Full Of Endless Fight

This was the known end for Murray, going out representing the country he loves so much. He put a bow on it with this hilarious tweet. While he was always this lunatic on the court, he showed a great personality off of it. By all accounts a world class fella if you got to know him. Fitting that him and Evans kept pulling matches out of their ass before losing today....

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 212 words · Sarah Smith

The Beginner’s Guide to Shitting at a Friend’s House

With the right steps followed though, it can be a rather stress-free experience. Its like organizing the perfect crime…if weve ever heard about it then you already havent executed properly. Were covering all our bases here. Have this on hand in DROVES. Maybe give yourself a little spray too before you leave. Apple Spotify Amazon YouTube Rumble

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 57 words · Julie Maxwell

The Buccaneers Make Tristan Wirfs The Highest Paid Offensive Lineman Of All-Time

Wirfs was dominant from his first game. He was entering the last year of his deal and wanted to be smart about his future. So this morning, the Bucs made Wirfs the highest paid Offensive Lineman in NFL history.

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 39 words · William Bradford

The Intern Pool Party IS A JOKE!!!

I have been taking shots all summer about this alleged Barstool Intern Pool Party. Read my lips….. it was NEVER going to happen! I am an easy target so I naturally get rained on as I always do! The sky is blue in other news….. I have already been cancelled once on the 1st of the Month. Let’s not make it twice. I shockingly somehow passed a pop culture quiz too....

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 82 words · Jo Walker

The Olympic Surfing Photo Going Viral Is No Where Close To The Most Iconic Surfing Image, It's Absolutely The Crocodile Hunter Riding A Wave In His Full Khaki Jumpsuit

Look at this blurry, beautiful, bastard ride a wave in his iconic khaki outfit. They don’t make them like The Crocodile Hunter anymore. This man was built different. I’ll poor out a Foster’s oil can tonight for this man. RIP to a legend.

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 43 words · Erin Christian

The Wendy Fiore Appreciation Blog / GIF Dump

I wrote a history blog earlier this week and a boxing blog earlier today. But here’s the thing… She’s NOT too chesty… Any idea who that may be? Lemme give you a hint… (She’s dressed up as aBIG CAT.) Thanks for the mammaries, Wendy, and take a report. It’s a good one.

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 52 words · Mark Anderson PhD

The Yak Ice Bath Sent Some People Into The Shadow Realm

We decided to create a game for today’s Yak around it. The rules were easy. The wheel picks someone to create a game of chance vs. a challenger. If the challenger wins, the original person goes into the ice bath. We do this until everyone but one person gets sopping wet. Titus was the first to lose. And KB’s near perfect pop-a-shot round sent Kate to the bath. Zah didn’t take well to the cold water....

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 103 words · Tiffany Williamson

This Alleged 12-Year-Old Needs To Show His Birth Certificate Right Now After Launching This Comical Moonshot in Cooperstown

Yeah, I’m going to need to see some documentation. The North County Mavericks showed up to Cooperstown with fuckin' Aaron Judge hitting third. Those are 200-foot fences and that ball lands well onto the next field. That shot has to be close to 350 feet. And look at the size of this lad as he’s rounding the bases! Just a good, old-fashioned HOSS smacking dingers out of the ballpark. There’s nothing better....

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 87 words · William Smith

This French Diver Going Viral For Having a Massive Hog Might Have The Best Life Out of All The Lives

This is Jules Bouyer’s. He is a medal hopeful in the Men’s Synchronized 3m Springboard Final at this year’s Olympic games. But nobody cares how in sync Jules Bouyer will be diving with his teammate Alexis Jandard at tomorrows final. The people just want to gawk at Jules Bouyer’s ginormous hog stuffed into a skin tight Speedo. Those aren’t even the pictures going viral. Those pictures are actually pretty modest....

August 1, 2024 · 2 min · 399 words · Linda Smith

Tom Cruise Is Allegedly Closing Out The Paris Olympics By Repelling Down The Stade de France Then Skydiving With The Flag Onto The Hollywood Sign In L.A.

Quick question - what are we doing here? I feel like everything with these Olympics has been so fucking weird. Still, the whole thing feels so goofy. “Hey guys…hear me out.” To be honest, I kind of love it. Tom gets what Tom wants.

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 44 words · Crystal Clark