'Felt And Saw Things That We Shouldn't Think About'

It was filled with E.coli and shit. Actual human shit too, not just using shit as a catch-all word here. So yesterday the triathlon went as planned after a day delay and everyone loved it! Well, now I’m stuck only thinking about what she saw and felt. There had to be a couple of human logs floating down there right? No chance we’re talking about animals or dead fish or something like that....

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 175 words · Derek Suarez

'The Enhanced Games,' in Which You Get to Use Whatever PEDs You Want, is Close to Becoming a Reality at Long Last

Through the MLB Steroid Era. Congressional hearings into the MLB Steroid Era. Dozens of NFL players failing tests. And of course the various Olympic “scandals.” … All of this is, of course, perfectly legal here at the All Drug Olympics." Just before the weightlifter’s arms detach at the shoulder. Today, we dont even view amateurism as an issue, he said. And its because professional athletes are just a lot better than amateur athletes....

August 1, 2024 · 2 min · 397 words · Adam Hicks

2024 Takie Awards Cheat Sheet ft. All Award Winners And Nominees (SPOILER WARNING)

Folks, the wait is over. Welcome to the 9th annual “Takie Awards.” Lib of the Year - JerseyJerry,Billy Football,Chris Long, Travis Kelce 3. Death of the Year - OJ Simpson, Richard Simmons, Toby Keith, Matthew Perry 4. Joe of the Year - Joe Mazzulla, Joe Biden, JoJo Siwa, Joel Embiid 7. Girlfriend of the Year - Taylor Swift, Kyle Filipowski’s girlfriend, Jake Brownings girlfriend 8. Dom of the Year - Big Dom, Dom of the Year, Maxs nephew, Taylor Swift...

August 1, 2024 · 2 min · 241 words · Leonard Rowland

5-Star QB Dylan Raiola Showed Up to Nebraska's Fall Camp Looking Like a Patrick Mahomes Impersonator

15 and rocking the Mahomes curly mohawk, things are going to be at a fever pitch. Every kid in the state will be wearing a Raiola/Mahomes wig.

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 27 words · Patrick Salazar

After 14 Seasons Gordon Hayward Is Officially Retiring From The Game Of Basketball

You have to remember, while on the Jazz this is a dude who almost never missed time. He was a lock for 75+ games a year where he played himself into an All Star caliber player. I mean look at this! In all honesty, it’s not all that different from what we also later experienced with Kemba. For me, Hayward will always be high on my personal list of NBA “what ifs”....

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 134 words · Peter Perry

America's Enforcer: Anthony Edwards Is Sick And Tired Of The French Booing Joel Embiid For The No-Brainer Decision To Play For The USA

I’m by no means a Joel Embiid fan. He’s a foul merchant, comes up short in the playoffs, crybaby. But that’s 76ers Joel Embiid. But this is important. We need an enforcer on this team. That’s Anthony Edwards. Feels like the only options were him, Bam or Kevin Durant. KD will talk shit to anyone and everyone, that’s a promise. Bam can be an enforcer when he wants to. But Ant is the next face of Team USA....

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 174 words · Ruth Green

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August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 24 words · Casey Lee

Clutch Gene Confirmed: Chauncey Gardner-Johnson Hits A Shot To Cancel Eagles' Team Meeting For The Rest Of The Day

Who has that clutch gene to step up and make a play when your team needs it the most? Clearly, Chauncey Gardner-Johnson is one of those guys for the Eagles. You know the boys just want to get back home and relax for the rest of the day. That’s a ton of pressure. And CJGJ stepped up and splashed it. Big time players make big time plays in big time moments....

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 71 words · Michelle Cobb

Decent Day For Bam Adebayo, Promptly Hopped On Twitter To Make Fun Of Brian Windhorst For Suggesting He'd Be Benched

We know Team USA won yesterday because it’s the Olympics. But somewhat shockingly, Bam was the leading scorer. There I said it. Bam Adebayo is good at basketball. Not sure why Bam would get benched in that scenario. Seems like a guy I’d want out there! Anyways, part of being on Team USA is having fun. It’s about mocking people who somehow doubt this team. These guys are over in France, plenty of off days and need something to entertain themselves....

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 109 words · Jose Foley

Does This Little Puddle Look Like Something That Should Ruin An Entire Summer For Little Leaguers ?

SILIVE.com- BEVERLY, Mass. The tourney director declared both teams champs after morning rains soaked the field. The 10 and 11 regionals are a new event and somehow it’s not under Little League’s umbrella. Normally I love to crush Little League and it’s corrupt practices, like their corrupt umpire practices. Long story short, both teams show up to play and decide the Regional champion. I’ll ask you again … does this look like a puddle worth ruining an entire summer over?...

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 127 words · Jennifer Munoz

Elon Musk Accepts President Of Venezuela's Challenge To A Cage Match After Getting Called Out On National Television

Maduro is a socialist, BTW. The Video: We are living in the golden age of politics, my friends. Yet here we are… Elon V Maduro part 1 is officially underway. Will it actually happen? Of course not, but it’s fun to pretend. I’d still like to see Musk VS Zuckerberg but I guess beggars can’t be choosers. If this does happen hopefully it’s broadcast on X. If not, I’d still pay top dollar....

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 78 words · Ronald Moreno

First Pitch Perfect: The Journey To The Majors (Step 8: Single A)

Gave him a jersey, posted him on all their socials, interviewed him etc. Meanwhile, I was driving to Wisconsin to throw one out at the Beloit Sky Carp game. And don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining. They gave me all-you-can-eat chicken fingers, so who was the real winner that night? Anyways, this is how it went down: Right down the fucking cock. And now we’re looking for a AA team....

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 85 words · Cindy Martinez

Glenny Balls Cooks GREATEST Breakfast Recipe's For Lunch

Glenny Balls joins the show to chef up his favorite breakfast recipe- Migas Breakfast Tacos. Be sure to follow me here for more: Instagram @chef.donny Twitter @chefdonnyy CHECK OUT MY COOKBOOK HERE

August 1, 2024 · 1 min · 32 words · William Martin