Shut Up and Run: Tyreek Hill Says He Would Beat Noah Lyles in a Race

Did someone say “American hero”? Thank you, Tyreek, for saying what weve all been thinking! I dont know what Noah Lyles problem is. This has to be one of the worst marketing campaigns in Olympic history. How is that even possible??? Why on Earth would you go after the athletes who play the two most popular sports in our country? And lets not act like the NBA and NFL dont have active players from other countries....

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 102 words · William Henry

Simpsons Creator Matt Groening Addresses How He's Able To Predict The Future

Oh we just get somethings write because we write so much and write ridiculous things that sometimes come true. Uh, there’s no chance, Matt. What seems way more likely to me is that he’s a member of the Illuminati. He just knows shit from the secret club that runs the world and is plant into the entertainment space. There’s no reason for the Simpsons to still be making TV. It’s been damn near 40 years....

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 115 words · Dr. Jason Peck DVM

Stephon Marbury Narrating Steph Curry's Olympic Dagger Courtside Is One of the Videos of the Year

This guy would be more entertaining than pretty much every commentator we currently have in the game. Now we just need videos of Curry and Marbury hitting the town in Paris tonight.

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 32 words · Adrian Jordan

Tank's Taste Test Wild Bill's Berry Blast Ring Pop Soda

A soda made by veterans in New Jersey

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 8 words · Tyler Ballard

Taylor Swift Has Just Ended Kanye West's No. 1 Streak on the Billboard Charts

Alexa, play Karma by Taylor Swift. TAY-VOODOO WILL FOLLOW YOU FOREVER. Once you come at the queen, she will never let you forget it. Whether she does it intentionally or not. Keep in mind that The Tortured Poets Department came out in APRIL. Almost FIVE months ago, and Kanye can’t get his album to debut in front of her. He should probably never show his face again. He should also probably never make music again....

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 96 words · Briana Spencer

Team USA Hid Tyrese Haliburton's Leg Injury, Which Means He Probably Would Have Been An Olympic Hero If Healthy

That’s why he didn’t play a single minute in the semi-finals / finals of the Olympics." His hamstring injury from February has yet to have time to heel 6 months later. Wow, these two guys are best friends. Being secure enough to make fun of yourself? Sorry to all the Haliburton haters, but this man doesn’t miss.

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 57 words · Jesus Brewer V

The Celtics Opening Their Season Against The Knicks Is The Perfect Early Test On Their Quest To Banner 19

And we’re off! Add in the no KP factor and it should be a great game. I also love the choice because it forces the Celts to be mentally focused right from the jump. While some may have preferred an easy matchup for Banner Night, not me. I want the challenge. I want the pressure. You don’t think the Knicks are going to be motivated to spoil their ring/banner night?...

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 77 words · Erika Anderson

The Future is Here: Jonathan Taylor Wore a Concussion Resistant Guardian Cap Overtop His Helmet During The Colts Pre-Season Opener

It was only a matter of time before this happened. I’m honestly surprised we haven’t seen this already. Concussions are probably, almost certainly, the biggest issue the NFL faces. Helmet technology has come so far in the last however many years. It looks stupid, or 2. It hinders your performance. It looking stupid really isn’t an excuse. I mean… it does look stupid. I can’t deny that. But not having a fully functioning brain makes you literally stupid....

August 12, 2024 · 2 min · 279 words · Adrian Alexander

The IOC is Demanding Jordan Chiles Give Her Bronze Medal to a Romanian She Outperformed. She's Refusing. Team USA Has Receipts. So It's War, Then.

Just check out what happened in the 1914 Sarajevo Games whose opening ceremony was Archduke Ferdinand’s assassination. Because what followed is a pretty accurate depiction of what happens any time the world gets together for anything. And so it is with the Olympics generally. It’s just a matter of degrees. The list is endless. International controversies are every bit as much a part of the Olympics as Track or Field....

August 12, 2024 · 2 min · 258 words · Roy Harrison

The Preseason AP Poll Is Out and College Football Is Back

We’re so back. I can almost taste it. In terms of this year’s Week 1 AP Poll, there really isn’t anything too surprising. I’d be shocked if any one of the other four teams was not in the College Football Playoff. After that, though, we start to get to the real interesting teams of 2024. Is Ole Miss really going to be that good? What does Michigan look like under Sherrone Moore and with Alex Orji at quarterback?...

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 127 words · Brian Lynch

The Undertaker Says He Didn't Know He Would Be Chokeslamming The Rock At WrestleMania 40 Until The Day Of

It’s like 80,000 people all screamed “WHAT THE FUCK?!” at the exact same time. All time WrestleMania ending. Completely unrelated to the clip above, but I forgot about this hilarious Undertaker moment….

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 32 words · Jesse Jones

The VMAs Have Been Rescheduled To 9/11 So They Won't Clash With The Presidential Debate

Interesting day choice, I’ll say that! Especially considering it’s being HOSTED in New York. But to move it to 9/11? Were there really no other dates available? Maybe it won’t be a big deal at all. It certainly feels uncouth, borderline disrespectful, but again, who am I? I guess they do all of the 9/11 tributes in the morning? Whether they want me to or not.

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 66 words · Brandi Weber

This Devil Named Curry's France Is Considering Getting Rid Of Its Curry Sauce Because Steph Ripped The Country's Heart Out

I know this is in jest, but this is also a declaration of war. One thing you don’t mess with is people’s condiments, especially when it comes to McDonald’s. Everyone in the world knows the McDonald’s sauces and everyone has a favorite. We all ate at McDonald’s at some point in our life, probably on a regular basis. Top of the list. Second, we only have one response if this happens....

August 12, 2024 · 1 min · 101 words · Karen Stone