ASSAULT: Cowboys Player Nearly Murders A Rams Coach

Attempted murder!!!!! And Roger Goodell is silent! You have to protect the shield for fucks sake. Do what is right- make the Cowboys forfeit the entire season. you might’t let a player get away with nearly murdering a poor, innocent assistant coach like that. Goodell must take a stand, and to be honest, his silence right now is deafening. That’s the Jerry Jones way, after all. The Cowboys can’t cut him like every other team has, make him play!...

August 14, 2024 · 1 min · 146 words · Kelli Ford

Austin Adams Is An Asshole For Mocking The Mets "OMG" Celebration, But They Can't Say Shit If He Shuts Them Down Like He Did Last Night

Honestly, I looked up and was so surprised I got out of it. I was like, Oh my gosh. So then I did it. I mean, that song is sick. Iglesias is a good dude. So, hopefully no one is offended. Regardless, Edwin Diaz didnt take to it too kindly. He [can] do it always, thats fine. But, he cant get mad if we do something to him the next couple of days....

August 14, 2024 · 1 min · 194 words · Sophia Ellis

BOOM: The Falcons Get Matthew Judon for a 3rd Round Pick and Might Actually Be Good

Oh baby, the Falcons might be BACK. I am choosing to pretend Matthew Judon was Atlanta’s 2024 first round pick. And he somehow comes with 32 sacks in his last 38 NFL games despite being a first year player! This is a no-brainer. Fuck, am I excited about the Atlanta Falcons? Maybe the team that drafted a quarterback No. 8 overall after signing another one to a $180 million contract was cooking something, after all....

August 14, 2024 · 1 min · 75 words · Alexis Lee

BOOOOOOOO: Machine Gun Kelly's First Pitch Was As Lame As It Gets

It’s like landing a plane, you only hear about it when something goes catastrophically wrong. I know what you’re thinking, is anyone a MGK fan? There are more than you think. I’m even here to confess, I might be the biggest MGK fan on the planet. I used to be ashamed to admit it, but no longer am I afraid. It’s like a Blink-182 album, if the Blink sang about popping percs....

August 14, 2024 · 1 min · 110 words · Donna Lopez

Charles Barkley Giving Up "A Minimum Of $100M" To Stay At TNT So People Could Keep Their Jobs Is Why He's The GOAT

I imagine most will agree that it’s a travesty what is happening to Inside The NBA. The whole thing sucks. At times there was hope that the crew would pivot, and take their talents to another online grid. If there’s one thing that remains true about Barkley, it’s that he puts asses in seats. If he’s on the TV, you’re watching. It doesn’t really matter what it is, the guy always delivers....

August 14, 2024 · 1 min · 202 words · Kathleen Clayton

Chris Jones Says He'll Pay For The $1.5 Million In Chicken Wings That A Woman Stole To Set Her Free From Her 9 Year Jail Sentence

Folks, this wasn’t a few dozen either. She ordered 11,000 cases of chicken. $1.5 MILLION worth. And for me, that’s where this story goes from cool to lame. Schools and companies misuse funds all the time. If she was tossing in a couple extra dozen here and there, cool. But when you’re talking about 11,000 cases, she was clearly reselling them to make money. That’s my take. $1,500,000 / $4....

August 14, 2024 · 1 min · 160 words · Sonya Davis

Congress is Finally Doing What We Pay Them For: Investigating Peru's Alien Mummies and Their Possible Link to UFOs

The supremacy of the people through their elected representatives is recognized in Article I. To use Willy Wonka’s words, it’s all there. “To serve its citizens.” “The supremacy of the people” is right there in the very first Article. We the People are starving for information. But there is hope. ‘I will gladly help you,’ Rep. Burchett said. That’s either a wild coincidence or just another example of an elected official buying support with taxpayer money....

August 14, 2024 · 1 min · 119 words · John Rangel

Dana White Says Conor McGregor Will NOT Fight In 2024 (Somebody Kill Me) ((Pain))

Well what the fuck?! I fell for the trap again. This is just such a bummer. Here’s a big knockout from the card to help soften the blow…. I guess we’re onto 2025. Let’s hope next year is the one that sticks. UPDATE:WE ARE SO BACK!!! WE WANT DECEMBER! !

August 14, 2024 · 1 min · 50 words · Joseph Stevens

Dominik Mysterio Made Logan Paul So Uncomfortable In a Hilarious Clip Where He Asked Logan If He's "Shadow-banned From Japan"

“Dirty” Dom is one of the top heels in WWE right now, doing incredible work. He’s so good at being a dirtbag heel, one of the best we’ve seen in ages. But asking him if he’s “shadowbanned” from Japan made me laugh out loud. It’s without a doubt the only thing Logan hates talking about, and it shows. So Dom continued egging him on and it’s awesome. And to bring up THE HAT was just the cherry on top....

August 14, 2024 · 1 min · 79 words · Mrs. Nancy Sutton

Emmanuel Clase Needs To Be Right In The Middle Of The Cy Young Conversation, If Not At The Top

Anudder 1 run win? That means anudder Emmanuel Clase save. And for those of you counting at home, that’s now 4 saves in the last 4 days. He now has 37 saves, a 0.64 ERA, and a 0.66 WHIP this season. He also has 49 strikeouts and only 7 walks in his 56.1 innings pitched. 2nd in WHIP as well. For reference, those are worse odds than Kansas State to win the College Football Playoff (+6500)....

August 14, 2024 · 1 min · 139 words · Mitchell Bailey

Even With A New Name And A Fancy Promo Video It Still Feels Hard To Give A Shit About The NBA Cup

I’m not sure anyone gave a single shit. Whatever significance the league and Adam Silver want this to have just doesn’t exist. This lack of buzz/interest is something I also felt when they first released the different groups. There was no juice behind that either. There’s just something about trying to make the NBA Cup into this whole big thing that feels forced.

August 14, 2024 · 1 min · 63 words · Jerry Jackson

FULL VIDEO EPISODE: Grateful Dead Drummer Mickey Hart & Wright Thompson, Hard Knocks With Peter Schrager, Mt Rushmore Of Soft Things & Hank Has A B10 Team

Its camp season and the Jets have memes in a meltdown looking for Florios everywhere. JJ McCarthy getting hurt is a huge bummer (00:00:00-00:17:17). Hank has picked his Big 10 team and we look at the AP poll being released (00:17:17-00:27:17). Mt Rushmore of soft things (00:27:17-00:51:57). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Matt Kuchar (00:51:57-01:12:36). We finish with FAQs (02:33:31-02:41:51).

August 14, 2024 · 1 min · 59 words · Thomas Johnson

Getting Married on a College Football Saturday Is Selfish and Obnoxious

you’ve got the option to do what you want. And that’s the case for any college football Saturday. I hope everyone has an amazing time, though.

August 14, 2024 · 1 min · 26 words · Christopher Kidd