Watching The Patriots Become A Terrible Team Isn't As Much Fun As I Had Hoped

I thought all of this would be a lot more fun. I kinda liked them even as a Jets fan. They almost moved to St. Louis and then almost went to Connecticut! That was just in the 1990’s! I kid you not. Then this happened and everything changed. During the greatest stretch by any team in modern sports history, it was unbearable. Thank God I had moved to New York when the Butt Fumble happened....

August 20, 2024 · 2 min · 300 words · Mary Khan

What I Saw In The Ring This Weekend

If you have an issue with that, blow me. I’ve even had my left eye swollen shut by a couple oferrant loadsstraight right hands. Not violent enough?… I got one more. Octagons are basically without any corners, and boxing rings meet up at four 90-degree corners. Which is exactly what happened Saturday night to this other poor bastard you’ve never heard of… I’ve been to a liveBKBevent before… Sat on the apron with a former pro boxer named Paulie Malinaggi....

August 20, 2024 · 1 min · 113 words · Susan Yu

Will Taylor Swift Finally Put Us All Out Of Our Misery And Announce Reputation (Taylor's Version) In London Tonight?

It’s her last concert on the European leg of the Eras tour, right before a short break. It’s the only true clue we have left that NOBODY can figure out. 8/2 passed, so we’re faced now with 8/20. The last London show starts in 3 hours, Taylor comes on in 4. WE’RE READY FOR IT! I’M READY FOR IT! THE WORLD IS READY FOR IT!!!!!!! Sure, could she be announcing something else?...

August 20, 2024 · 1 min · 142 words · Elizabeth Lynch

'The Acolyte' Has Been Canned By Disney+

‘The Acolyte’ was truly a bizarro series. One incredibly intense, technical swordfight move might be followed up 3 seconds later with thedumbestlooking wire fight movement. A great performance by Manny Jacinto will give way to a stupid ewok dude throwing a tantum. It was truly maddening. On top of that, there are just bizarro, canon-busting scenes like introducing a memory wipe force power. Just a massive mess. I do think there are some positives that hopefully make it into other Star Wars series, though....

August 19, 2024 · 1 min · 113 words · Anthony Grant

After 10 Blown Saves, Clay Holmes Is "The Guy" According To Aaron Boone, Which Further Shows You How Fucked The Yankees Are

Clay Holmes is such a fascinating baseball player to analyze. When you look at his numbers you see a very good relief pitcher. When you watch him you have legit zero confidence he can get you three outs to save a game. That doesn’t necessarily mean he’s a great closer though. After last night, Holmes leads the league in blown saves with 10. His 1.3 WHIP this year helps paint the picture of constant traffic on the bases....

August 19, 2024 · 2 min · 294 words · Terry Anderson

Am I The Asshole For Ruining A Guy's Bachelor Party Because He Refused To Play Basic Strategy And Fucked Up The Cards For The Entire Blackjack Table?

Here’s the scene: Cleveland, Ohio. Friday night, midnight, at Jack Casino. It’s rough, folks. The dealers are unkind, snide, and utterly miserable. Nobody tips, and why would they? This is not the sort of casino that even feigns happiness when players win. It’s us versus the house, and there’s no confusion about that. Mook and I took our seats at a blackjack table. Of the five seats, three were occupied....

August 19, 2024 · 2 min · 332 words · Sandra Lopez

Best Fantasy Football Draft Values Based On 2024 ADP Vs 2023 Wins Above Replacement (WAR)

Preseaon football is in the air and we are officially entering fantasy football draft season. so we still need to give like a little looksie to see what’s what. Here’s the list. The higher/greener the “Difference” column, the better blunt value before considering year-over-year changes in situation. Turns out, Dak isn’t really one of them. But perhaps he should be. I smell a regression candidate. I mean think about it....

August 19, 2024 · 2 min · 247 words · Jessica Rivera

Damian Lillard Suggesting He Doesn't Get The Credit He Deserves As a Player Is Rather Insane

I’m curious, who exactly isn’t giving Dame the credit he deserves? It’s why Dame Time is a thing! Who realistically does not give Dame credit as an outside shooter other than Paul George? I guess my question is what other pop in of credit would Dame like? If this is about the whole RINGZ thing, well yeah. It’s not the end all be all by any means, but it’s part of the equation....

August 19, 2024 · 1 min · 168 words · Heather Miller

Dennis Schroeder Thinks That Kevin Durant Is "Weak As A Person" Because Of The Way Durant Tweets

For me, that’s just being weak. It was just what I see from both sides, you know what I’m saying? I didn’t appreciate it. For me, it was never no negative stuff. It is what it is. Kevin Durant is just a troll on twitter that makes me laugh every time he tweets. If you don’t understand the context, this is what Dennis Schroeder said about Olympic basketball. I don’t think it makes you weak to dunk on someone when you prove them wrong....

August 19, 2024 · 1 min · 84 words · David Jacobs

Doritos Dinamita Hot Honey Mustard Sticks Will Ruin Your Day!

If you’re a fan of Hot Honey Mustard, these may be for you. However, we’re staying far away as these received our first no score review!

August 19, 2024 · 1 min · 26 words · Tara Foster

Former 5-Star Malachi Nelson Has Gone From Presumed Caleb Williams Successor at USC to Losing the QB Battle at Boise State

110-ranked QBin the 2022 class is a tough blow to the resume.

August 19, 2024 · 1 min · 12 words · Katherine Smith

FULL VIDEO EPISODE: Ryen Russillo, Mt Rushmore Of Best Feelings, Hank Lit The Lighthouse And Preseason Hype

Hank is back and we get the full recap of his big day as keeper of the lighthouse. Patrick Mahomes is not fair. We talk preseason football and Simone Biles jacket (00:00:00-00:37:21). Whos back of the week and we may have found the Busters guy (00:37:21-00:48:22). We finish with Mt Rushmore of best feelings (01:46:11-02:09:35).

August 19, 2024 · 1 min · 55 words · Shannon Williams

I Forced Myself To Finish Season 3 Of "The Bear" This Week Just So That I Could Blog About What A Giant Letdown This Season Was

By now there should be no spoilers as everybody has had plenty of time to watch this latest season. it took me this longsince it came out (June 26h)to finish it. That’s how rough of a season it was. Several of my friends gave up on it completely. If it’s not sports I don’t usually watch TV. “The Bear” was perfect for this. Even the prototypical “misunderstood asshole” Ritchie. But this season was different....

August 19, 2024 · 2 min · 254 words · Lori Cook