Love At First Sight: Big Cat Shows His Appreciation For Bears QB Caleb Williams During Their First Meeting

On today’s Pardon My Take… CALEB WILLIAMS! It is no secret that Big Cat is excited about the upcoming Bears season. “I Love You.” But when a new face comes in who happens to be the No. 1 pick in the most recent draft AND the reigning Heisman Trophy Winner? it’s possible for you to certainly tell him you love him. Will this be a new era on Pardon My Take?...

August 21, 2024 · 1 min · 71 words · Matthew Martinez

Man Sits Down on Toilet, 12-Foot Python Latches Onto His Nuts, Blood Everywhere, It Could Happen To You

It was very painful, so I put my hands in the toilet to see what was wrong. I was shocked that I grabbed a snake, he said.I quickly stood up and plucked it out. It’s scary to think about how this could happen to any of us at any time. It could happen in the comfort of our own homes. We all feel so comfortable when sitting on the toilet....

August 21, 2024 · 2 min · 267 words · Garrett Payne

NFL Owners Are Having A Special Meeting Next Week To Vote On Allowing Private Equity Firms To Purchase Equity In Teams

The NFLs ownership rules are widely regarded as being the most restrictive in professional sports. No ownership group can exceed 25 people, including the lead investor. No private equity firms, public corporations or sovereign wealth funds can own any shares. But certainly the idea is to broaden available capital. The owners discussed the private equity issue at the May meeting but did not take a vote. Were going to continue to be very deliberate....

August 21, 2024 · 2 min · 249 words · Mark Jackson

No Justice At The Pokémon Masters World Championship After A Player Was Disqualified For Making A "Jerk Off Motion"

MetroUK -For Pokemon Trading Card Game fans, nothing is bigger than the World Championships. The Pokemon Masters World Championships. Breaking the rules set in place through years of tradition would be putting yourself above the game. The Pokemon world is split down the middle. Who the hell celebrates a good dice roll with a dice roll motion? What happened to the game I loved? Charmander was obviously a lizard, Squirtle a turtle, so what in the flying fuck is a Regidrago?...

August 21, 2024 · 1 min · 110 words · Andrew Baxter

Out of Order Live Tour Tickets Are on Sale Now

We’re going on the road! Stand up, unreleased sketches, behind the scenes, blooper! Tickets are available now. Link to tickets :https://www.barstoolsports.com/events/outoforderlive BUY

August 21, 2024 · 1 min · 22 words · Ronald Zhang

Reality Hit This Padres Fan Real Quick After He Thought He Was Muhammad Ali During This Fight At Petco Park

Being in a fight sounds awesome in theory, as long as things go your way. Having the high ground appears the most ideal in that scenario. Just a clear advantage. Imitating Muhammad Ali in front of a crowd feels like something you only pull off in a day dream. For about 20 seconds this fella at the Padres game had it all. At the 11 second mark I became fully convinced this guy was Neo from the Matrix....

August 21, 2024 · 2 min · 225 words · Jennifer Anderson

Recruitment SZN Is Here: Sorority Is Going Viral For Their Pump Up The Jam Dance

Death, taxes, recruitment TikToks going massively viral every August. I was shocked when I saw this video and no one else had put it up yet. This stuff at D1 schools is no joke.

August 21, 2024 · 1 min · 34 words · Rachel Phillips

Sean Payton Believes In Zach Wilson And Says His Job Is To Make Him Millions

I will stick with my original take that I died on a hill on while on Pardon My Take. Zach Wilson has unique arm talent and off-platform throwing ability. The fact that he is balling out is not surprising to me. Like legit he is a special QB. I know it sounds crazy after the dumpster fire of a Jets season he had. He is not a bad quarterback, he was in a very bad situation that got worse....

August 21, 2024 · 1 min · 123 words · Christopher Santos

Several Tennis Players Including Nick Kyrgios Blast The ATP Over World No. 1 Jannik Sinner's Non-Suspension For Steroids

The aftermath of yesterday’s Jannik Sinner news has been ugly. In case you missed it, I recapped the drama here. That’s the same PED that Fernando Tatis Jr. got caught with and promptly suspended 82 games for. Sinner was suspended twice, but quickly appealed and won without anyone knowing what was going on. Naturally tennis players all around have called out the handling of this. Simona Halep, a former grand slam champion and world no....

August 21, 2024 · 2 min · 255 words · Emily Morris

Spittin' Chiclets Is Having A Wedding!! Then The Canadiens Arber Xhekaj And The Oilers Jack Michaels Join The Newest Spittin' Chiclets

(Congratulations Mike and Alanna!). An episode you definitely wont want to miss. 00:00:00 - START 00:00:19 - Our Producer Grinnell got engaged! SPORTCLIPS:Sport Clips. Its a Game Changer.

August 21, 2024 · 1 min · 28 words · Tracy Brown

Staten Island Has Been Eliminated From The Little League World Series After Some Extremely Questionable Decisions By Our Manager

For all intents and purposes Bob Laterza is a nice man. A funeral director, a lifelong coach and a guy you’re free to absolutely root for. The fact he got robbed by Danny Almonte is enough to make anyone mad. Paulinos Bronx rivals are worried about the fallout from the scandal. Staten Island also played at 9am that day and couldnt meet the teams at the airport like the others....

August 21, 2024 · 2 min · 253 words · Michele Richmond

Tank's Taste Test Caruso Blood Orange Soda

Italian-style soda from Milwaukee

August 21, 2024 · 1 min · 4 words · Alice Lawrence DVM

The #CampBarstool Teams Have Been Set And Team Cheah Is Built For Day Two

We had the #CampBarstool Draft today and White Sox Dave and I were named captains. He demolished me in rock, paper, scissors and was awarded the first pick. He wised up and took Taylor Lewan with his 3rd pick, but the teams were set. Although I did get an absolute STEAL in Mr. Irrelevant with Nick Turani. Nick is a savvy competitor that wins almost everything he plays. And better yet, he’s a puzzle master....

August 21, 2024 · 1 min · 93 words · Lee Smith