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Well, end of discussion. Gg, Pat Mahomes! Darrell Doucette just put Mahomes and really the entire NFL in his pocket. As they say, “the proof is in the pudding”. it’s possible for you to’t teach quarterbacking like that. But I would imagine Mahomes will be hitting Doucette up for some coaching after he sees that rocket release. I mean what else can Patty M do? He just has to take the L and apologize for this tweet....

It is also in talks to license and acquire content. Deadline understands this show has been handed a ten-episode order. I know what you are thinking after taking one look at me and let me say shame on you! I mean you are not wrong. Look, there are certain companies that are good and there are certain companies that stink. That’s just a fact of life. I lump Chick-Fil-A squarely in the Good column for a variety of reasons....

As it turns out, NIL funding is no different. “You paid me $90,000 a year and let me handle special teams. I did all this work in your name and was told to pursue it. I burned through all my contacts in my Mormon community, which is worth about $3 trillion. I have email receipts to prove it, and you guys let it fall flat on its face.” We did it, folks....

Completely humiliated by my hero. Because we, as fans, are greedy pigs who DONT DESERVE THIS ALBUM!!!!! No but for real, what a rollercoaster. I am, at least. They had a surprise performance of Florida!!! Safe to say that we as fans, were fed despite the lack of snakes. Fed so much we might as well be cut open to spread our foie gras on crackers. AND YET, our self inflicted sadness still stings....

Today should be a national holiday, but it’s not. (Thanks Obama). Because it’s our Queen Dua Lipa’s birthday. And today she turned 29. Wish her a happy bday and celebrate her excellence.

Yeah, I know it’s crazy. It was the weirdest near-death car accident experience ever. Like spot the damn elephant, it is so damn big and fucking disappears. The thing is that wasn’t even the craziest thing I witnessed in the same car ride. They were like “Yeah we are waiting for our friends so we can butcher it up”. I was like: “No way is that legal?” VIEW DISCRETION ADVISED...

So Kylie Jenner dropped these pics last night hawking her latest business endeavor. As an ardent anti-Kardashian activist, I’ve never really paid her much attention. But full disclosure, as an unbias, impartial lowercase j journalist, I decided to investigate further. What I found is that Kylie isn’t too bad.

And some who repeated the [hairstyle] violation were sent to military courts. It’s a tale as old as time (probably). A young boy is born into a family of proud Taliban heritage. From a young age he develops a deep, deep hatred of western civilization and exposed skin. He spends his childhood doing everything by the book. He abides by Sharia Law. Tortures his classmates until they admit that they’re gay....

QB Josh Allen was turning the ball over a ton as Dorsey was immune to calling running plays. Enter new OC Joe Brady. Brady’s game plan was to trigger the ball more to tone down the Josh Allen turnovers. In the final 7 games, Cook had 117 carries for 507 yards. He was also featured some in the passing game catching 26 balls and scoring 4 touchdowns. Cook ended the season with a solid 1122 yards rushing....

Joey Votto announced his retirement with that Instagram post tonight. He has had an incredible career and seems a genuinely good dude. He has spent this season either hurt or in the minor leagues with the Blue Jays. It’s gone terribly. In 31 games, he’s hitting .165/.298/.271. I’ve been a Votto fan for his whole career and I am happy he did so badly. It meant he will stay a lifetime Cincinnati Red....

Normally, I’m not someone to step in the mud with off-set stuff like this. However, I’m just so impressed that I feel the need to document this. I saw it opening week and thought it was fine. A video here, a “source on set there”. Here are some gossip rag snippets. “There is much more to this story.” While that was the heavy hitter, there has been a ton of mud dredged up in general....

“Im a celebrity,” he said. “I’m telling you this is going to be repercussions. It’s going be repercussions to this because I’m going to get off the plane. I’m going to get off the plane. I’m not going to let y’all disrespect me like that. So I’m going to get off the plane.” Well thats a wrap for American Airlines I guess? after you grab Juve The Great going on Instagram exposing you like that, theres no coming back....

He claims that TSA has never actually stopped a terrorist attack and can often be ineffective. Well you know why that stopped? A little day called “September 11th, 2001.” If you’re not familiar, it’s worth a quick Google. He wants to talk about all the hours of human life that have been wasted waiting on TSA lines. I have three counter points. I don’t know why Klemmer is acting like 9/11 is the only terrorist attack that has ever happened....