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August 27, 2024 · 1 min · 4 words · Sabrina Becker

“This is it, this is happening”: Oasis Is Officially Back With Mega-Shows Announced For Next Summer

Two things on my mind right now: Holy shit, they are officially back. After 15 years, man. The brothers are finally back together. No US dates! Perhaps they are saving that announcement for a later time. Or perhaps that leg of the tour was incorrect? Tickets are probably going to be hard as helllllll to get. This is going to be madness. I’m so excited man. If so, make her the new queen of England....

August 27, 2024 · 1 min · 75 words · Robert Rodriguez

72-Year-Old Pete Carroll Says He "Could Coach Tomorrow" If He Wanted To, But Instead He's Going To Teach A Class At USC

So Pete Carroll stepped down from being the head coach of the Seahawks after last season. But the man is 72 years old. He has earned the right to hold an advisory role and coast off into the sunset, right? Apparently hes going back to USC, where he will be teaching a class later this Spring. Can we take a moment to think about how fucking awesome this is? Forget how it ended, the man was a USC legend from 2001 to 2009....

August 26, 2024 · 1 min · 210 words · Maria Kirk

A Broncos Fan Ate 7 Punches To The Face And Lost A Shoe, Yet Somehow Didn't Spill A Drop Of His Beer

I want this fan in the Denver Ring of Honor. But going from jawing to flinching to punching usually involves the customary shit talking and shoves before fists fly.

August 26, 2024 · 1 min · 29 words · Daniel Ramirez

A New Study Says Being Polite To Women Is...Sexist??

NY Post- Chivalry isnt dead but perhaps it ought to be. Let’s read on…. What kind of crap is this? Forget the infidelity, let’s more talk about the fact that they are trying to shut down chivalry. Not on my watch! They stem from being raised correctly, not a branch of thinking you are better than anyone or sexist. At an early age I was taught the facts of life, and being chivalrous was one of those....

August 26, 2024 · 1 min · 176 words · Rebecca Perez

America's Newest Favorite Big Boy: 5'7, 315 Pound Defensive Lineman Is Going Viral For Wreaking Havoc In Pennsylvania High School Football

Shout out Central Pennsylvania baby. This is where stars are made and we got ourself a star here. That man belongs in the SEC right this second. In fact I went and watched the video, he may have been robbed of a TFL count. All this dude does is eat up space, get in the backfield and make plays. He’s basically the varsity version of Rudy with talent. All I know is this dude can play....

August 26, 2024 · 1 min · 128 words · Christopher Calderon

Analytics Debate: Notre Dame Head Coach Marcus Freeman Says He Would Kick An Extra Point If Down By 14 Late In The Game

On today’s Pardon My Take… MARCUS FREEMAN! And that was exactly the case once again today. I will say I’m Team Big Cat on this one. If you get that first 2PC? You suddenly put some additional pressure on your opponent to move the chains a few more times. And if you fail? You’re not done just yet. It’s still a one possession game, and sending the game to OT is still very realistic....

August 26, 2024 · 1 min · 74 words · Olivia Mclaughlin

Barstool Blogger Tries Returning A Serve From The Best Tennis Players In The World

I really appreciate you guys for watching this series. It was an unreal experience where I get to face these guys up close and personal. Seeing a serve go 140MPH at my face was something I imagined dealing with. I want you all to let me know what sport or what players you want me to play next.

August 26, 2024 · 1 min · 58 words · Jamie Morris

Ben Affleck Is Rumored To Be "Hanging Out With" Former Presidential Candidate RFK Jr.'s Daughter, Kick Kennedy

I’m not typically one for celebrity dating gossip. I consider myself above that. Be sure to check out my hit blog series,Dumping Them Out- new episodes drop every Sunday. But what we have here is a nice little completely unsubstantiated rumor for the tickler file. There might be something to this one as well. We even have People magazine getting in on the action. Page Six was first to report the news....

August 26, 2024 · 1 min · 169 words · Allen Hart

Bruce Springsteen is 74 and Still Rocking Us Into the Ground

This past Wednesday and Friday I was at both of Bruce Springsteens shows in Philadelphia. Im no Kirk Minihane, but I like to think of myself as a pretty big fan. Grabbed the phone, and snapped the pic himself. After that he walked off into the sunset. From that point on I was hooked. All gas, no breaks the whole time. The show goes on baby! Just thinking about that potential setlist does things to me....

August 26, 2024 · 1 min · 102 words · Stacy Lane

Can't Do That To A Legend: Rick Pitino Is Begging For Someone To Buy Him A New Sword After Two Lunatics Broke Into His Office And Stole One

You know how crazy you gotta be to break into Rick Pitino’s office in general? That’s before you steal stuff - including a sword. You want that man pissed off at you? Have you watched two seconds of a game? This is a man who is willing to die before he loses a game again Not enough? How about threats to chop someone up in 7 pieces? That’s the guy you want to mess with?...

August 26, 2024 · 1 min · 191 words · Yolanda Thomas

CeeDee Lamb Got THE BAG: The Cowboys Are Paying Him $138 Million Including $100 Million Guaranteed

Obviously as a Washington fan, I wanted to see the holdout drag into the regular season. Unfortunately, none of that happened. The Cowboys miraculously got their shit together an gave CeeDee the bag. I want to hate on him…but he’s fucking good, man. 1700+ yard WRs don’t grow on trees. If that is so, that is great news. I fear Micah Parsons more than I fear anyone. Credit to me for being humble and honest enough to admit it....

August 26, 2024 · 1 min · 79 words · James Delgado

Clerk Helps Man Win $500,000 And The Man Hasn't Said A Word About Tipping Him

The winner said his prize money will go toward buying a new house and a new truck. Regardless, everyone does this one way or the other by shifting their luck to someone else. In this case the exact opposite happened. In the article he says he will be buying a new house and a new truck. Not a single mention of how much he’s breaking off to the clerk. I MEAN HAVE TO give the guy a piece of the action....

August 26, 2024 · 1 min · 95 words · Nicholas Jones