Chris Klemmer and I are driving across the country for purple hats

I showed Big Cat, who said tell him Ill talk to him tomorrow. She said, well, youre going. I mean, my lyft driver to the airport was named Hector. Perhaps, but lyft doesnt provide that information. It had to be a good sign. We landed, we linked, and we were off. Now is probably a good time to mention that I am in fact colorblind. Pure, old-fashioned (surely intentional) irony....

August 27, 2024 · 1 min · 173 words · Lauren Scott

Creator Conundrum Featuring Aaron Rai

NEW GIVEAWAY: Win a free 2-night stay at Riggs' Cottage for you and up to 7 friends. Book at least one round of golf through Barstool Golf Time app to enter. The more rounds you play through Sept 30, the more entries you get.See app for more details.

August 27, 2024 · 1 min · 48 words · Frederick Ross DDS

Dave Portnoy (Michigan* Class of ’99) And LeBron James Teamed Up To Rat Out Connor Stalions For Cheating

And while they did end up sending him those recordings, he never used them. No rules were broken! And the bad news for them is that it was caught in 4K. That’s the only documentation. They’re implicated as well. So if they could clear their name, they would’ve. Wow, really committed to the bit these two are. you could’t bold face lie to the NCAA and expect them to take it easy on you....

August 27, 2024 · 1 min · 99 words · Laura Colon

Embrace History: The NFL Apparently Decided Against Using An Electric Measuring System, So The Chain Gang Ain't Going Anywhere

Billions of dollars in this league, why would we change what we know? Random dudes running onto the field with metal links and the chain to measure a first down. This is football, baby. This is where coaches becomes soft asses and punt on 4th and short from the 48. This is a league where you could’t hit anyone anymore. This is a league where the chain gang is needed....

August 27, 2024 · 1 min · 162 words · Xavier Pena

Enough Is Enough: ESPN And 6 Big 12 Schools Are In Favor of UConn Joining The Conference, Would Be The Dumbest Decision For College Basketball

I’m getting so goddamn sick of this song and dance. The cable giant may be interested because it doesn’t have UConn basketball among its rights. ESPN was an early partner with the Big East when the league exploded nationally in the 1980s. My simple thought process? I don’t want UConn in the Big 12. I say this strictly as a college basketball fan. I want UConn playing schools they should be playing....

August 27, 2024 · 1 min · 209 words · Tammy Shah

Fair or Foul: Fans Ripping Players After They Play Like Shit

Fair: Unless youre Jesus Christ himself, odds are youve talked shit about a professional athlete. But have you ever said it to their face? Say what you want about those passionate fans across the pond, but they stand on business. Theyll chirp you from the stands and to your face. But I would respect the fact that they said it to my face instead of hiding behind a keyboard. Foul:...

August 27, 2024 · 1 min · 131 words · Tracy Miller

I Woke Up At 2 AM To Be The First To Watch The Connor Stalions Documentary: Here's My Review

Or so they said…. Kinda bullshit if you ask me. And that’s where I actually feel bad for him. The 2 biggest lies told in the documentary are: 1. That he “doesn’t recall” if he was on the sidelines with Central Michigan against Michigan State. So how can we take anything else he says seriously if he’s going to obviously lie about that? Not to steal their signs. Not to film their sidelines……even though they did, and they sent him the tape....

August 27, 2024 · 1 min · 188 words · Jennifer Rose

It's Time to Destigmatize the Midlife Crisis

All it sounds like to me is a grownup version of Legos. I think he has to be applauded for never losing his dinosaur. We should all be pro destigmatizing the midlife crisis anyway because guess what? I hate to break this to you, but its gonna come for us all at some point. The nice thing about it is it typically comes along with something really cool. Nothing wrong with that....

August 27, 2024 · 1 min · 147 words · Gregory Clark

Jim Harbaugh Awarded Connor Stalions The Game Ball For His Performance Vs. Iowa In 2022

So I’m kinda over the whole Connor Stalions sign stealing scandal. And if that meant breaking and exploiting the rules of the sport, then that’s what it meant. In a Big 10 game! And he didn’t credit the Coordinator for calling a great game. When Connor Stalions said jump, everyone said how high? Now does that seem like your average analyst to you? No, but again, I don’t even care that Stalions did it anymore....

August 27, 2024 · 1 min · 80 words · Dr. Robert Scott II

Methamphetamine Disguised As Watermelons Seized At US Mexico Border Likely Because They Look Nothing Like Watermelons

Among real watermelons, officers found 1,220 packages wrapped in paper colored to look like watermelon skins. In a past life I coordinated the shipments of watermelons. It was a nightmare. The week before Memorial Day was a legit war. Ie - they would buy it at $12 a case and sell it for $15. On my side there would be transportation provided for the same profit. Now like with anything involving pricing and sales and transportation it’s a game of gambling....

August 27, 2024 · 1 min · 180 words · Jeffery Morris

New Texas A&M Coach Mike Elko Is Going to Have The Aggies Whooping This Fall

And not a moment too soon as the Jimbo era was ROUGH. And he will be counting his millions in retirement for years to come. But the Aggies have a crop ton of money at least & it was clearly time for new energy. Despite that fiasco, there are plenty of reasons for optimism. Then he went to Duke and somehow won 16 games in two years?!?!? Elko also inherits a pretty talented roster and this is far from a rebuild....

August 27, 2024 · 2 min · 350 words · Jeffrey Anthony

No-Brainer: Oklahoma Football's Newest Tradition Is Blasting Toby Keith Through The Stadium For A Sing-Along Between The 3rd And 4th Quarters

You wanna talk about no-brainer decisions? Each school has their song, each school has their thing. Oklahoma is far from the first school to have something like this. Here’s the thing, they need to limit it to one song. That’s begging for your rivals to make fun of you. Can’t go with As Good As I Once Was too. That’s begging for people to make fun of you for hanging out to the 1990s....

August 27, 2024 · 1 min · 175 words · Haley Crawford

Nobody In Cleveland Panic, But The Entire Guardians Season May Have Just Crashed And Burned In 8 Hours

Hug your loved ones. Go on that vacation. But it wasn’t always this way. 3 game lead, no worries whatsoever. And with 4 straight coming up against the Royals AT HOME, we could bury them for good. ….and then I blinked. WHY DO WE SCHEDULE DOUBLEHEADERS? And after that we get a fun little trip out to play the fucking Dodgers. Folks I’ve been the most confident fan in America since Opening Day but I am officially NERVOUS....

August 27, 2024 · 1 min · 169 words · Carl Branch