There are times when I feel like an anachronism. A man out of his time. A product of a bygone era. But I offer no apologies. I grew up in an age where we were taught to believe there was nothing America could not do. And we were right.As John Winger put it, we’re Americans, with a capital “A. “That means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world....
Oh my god, he actually said it. And now the head man, Jimmy Haslem himself, has confirmed it. And it’s not just what we gave up. And we still have him on the books for two more years. I love what Jimmy Haslem finally said today. One gripe though: it seemed like he missed a key point in his reasoning. Listen, it’s flat out wrong to look at this tweet and say he’s not right....
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Nope, Sweeney attended Glenn Powell’s sister’s wedding. She reportedly RSVP’d months ago. Again, it’s all probably just one big coincidence and funny timing. He’s got nothing to worry about. Nothing… to…. worry…. about… They’re just friends, nothing more. UPDATE: It’s officially official, they’re split. Assuming all of this above is just friends being pals then Tommy still has a chance. Tommy Smokes and Sydney Sweeney. Just need to come up with a strong Make-A-Wish terminal illness and we’re in the game....
Yankees might be cheating but also why shouldn’t we want more runs (00:44:49-00:52:07)? We finish with Monday Reading (01:46:02-01:58:08).
The first Instagram post after a breakup. Whether you know her personally or not, everyone can recognize a post-breakup post when they see one. Its the clearest message a girl can send. Theres no subtletythis isnt some cryptic, subliminal message. The post-breakup Instagram post is a loud, unmistakable announcement to the world: Hey, Im single. And if youre the ex? Well, its one of the lowest moments of your life....
One of the best parts of the NCAA Tournament is you never know who becomes a breakout star. You don’t expect a Dunk City to come into your life. You don’t expect to make a run at teach people about Harold ‘The Show’ Arceneaux. And now this year we have our guy. But, no, the star is clearly Bennett Andersen. The man has the nickname Buckets. I don’t see anyone calling Walter Clayton that....
He’s done it, folks. This has been one of my favorite sub-plots in sports over the last five years. They may take a few detours, but they’re never lost.
On today’s Pardon My Take… JOHN FANTA! But how about the coaches who are leading them there? Here is what Fanta had to say about that… Final Four Coach Rankings According To John Fanta 1. Todd Golden I think it is hard to disagree with this list. Saturday night in San Antonio. The Road Ends Here. Let’s freaking goooooooo!
Yankees might be cheating but also why shouldn’t we want more runs? We finish with Monday Reading
It already had plenty. Obviously, the conversation about how the transfer portal is ruining the madness has already started. This is sure to keep that flame ablaze. I mean - in fairness, it was a good theory. I was absolutely psyched for Duke/Alabama. What a let down. And that performance severed the Tide like Moses. So the question is - is March Madness in trouble? Have WE been forced into the portal into an upside down March Mundaneness reality?...
For so many years, we’ve heard that the NFL is a copy cat league. And in just 3 short years, the Philadelphia Eagles have completely debunked that. When the other teams suck and they can’t figure out how to do it? They just run to their mommy and take a stab at get that play or formation banned. Funny how that works. The Tush Push has never been about the actual push....
Listen, I have no idea what makes sense and what doesn’t in terms of car insurance. At first you are in shock and confusion as to what happened. You have a massive dent in your car that you didn’t have when you parked it. An immediate “what the fuck happened?” is likely to be said. Then when you start to connect the dots, or see the rogue cart nearby you are in disbelief....
