Tiger Woods With An Absolutely Reckless Start To The Morning On April Fools Day

Crazier things have happened. But alas, it was just a prank. For 6 minutes he gave the golf world the biggest orgasms of their lives. Frankie Borrelli must look absolutely disgusting right now. Kinda love the move from Tiger to be honest. He knows the entire golf world is, and always will be, obsessed with him. So why not throw them a little jab just to get the blood pumping?...

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 102 words · Elizabeth Leonard

Tonight On Barstool After Dark: Tate, Big Tennessee, and Katic Will Try And Break Big Cat's 16 Straight Winning Bet Streak

And we’re back tonight on Barstool After Dark with another challenge that makes no fucking sense. I think it’s going to be a fun stream. But uhh, it’s going to take a while. See you tonight at 9 Eastern / 8 Central.

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 42 words · Gregory Smith

Torpedo Take?

Everyone has the wrong angle on the great torpedo bat debate. What an absolute… swing and a miss… by every MLB equipment manager ever. Come to think of it. Maybe it’s not really under the equipment manager’s purview. you might’t expect Jonah Hill to come at you being an expert on the technicalities of the rules. That’s on you. Here’s another question. Is the Torpedo Bat MLB’s Tush Push? As for the Torpedo Bat, it requires zero strategy....

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 171 words · Madison Price

We Got The First Trailer For Season 2 Of 'Tires' And It's Once Again Going To Be The Perfect Show For The Summer

I honestly can’t wait for season 2 of Tires and hope it keeps living up to the hype. Season 1 was awesome, even if I’m a simple man. I want to laugh and be entertained. It did that for me. I’m not some diehard fan who can breakdown what everything means or deeper meaning of shows. Now it’s important to note it drops June 5. This needs to be a summer show....

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 157 words · Mr. Jeffrey Ortiz

What Age Do Dudes Stop Playing Beer Pong?

Im 25 years old, just five months shy of 26, yet I still feel like a kid. When my dad was my age, he already had my half-brother. Meanwhile, Im out here hitting up dive bars with my boys, chasing ass like its my job. Maybe its a generational thing. Maybe were just built differently. But what I do know is that your mid-twenties are a strange time. Some of your friends are settling down, getting married, having kids....

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 180 words · John Ayala

What Happened To White Sox Dave?

We discussed it on The Yak. Now let me be clear - I am a big White Sox Dave fan. He makes me laugh all the time. I think that’s the case for everyone here. But we want to laugh more. Some of my favorite Dave memories. The velcro wall will forever be iconic. Many other moments like John Cusack confrontation, the gum incident, and a ton of others. But what changed with Dave?...

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 97 words · Theresa Weaver

"Holy Shit, I Need To Poop"'s Worst Nightmare Came True This Weekend

As someone with lifelong stomach issues who has felt the"Holy shit - I need to poop. “sensation in plenty of less-than-ideal situations, I think that was the PERFECT move by the cornermen. Get that person’s mind off the poop immediately! And it worked - because she made it through the round and got the decision win! Thank god she didn’t go full Kish…. Can you imagine that, though? You’re ten minutes into a fist fight and you realize you have to take a fucking dump?...

March 31, 2025 · 1 min · 90 words · Joshua Harris III

"I Think It's Terrible. It's The Yankees, So They'll Let It Slide"' Perfectly Legal Torpedo Bats Which Are Being Used All Over The League

The “new” torpedo bats are all the rave throughout Major League Baseball right now. The whole world, outside of New York, typically waits patiently for something to jump the Yankees on. In the blink of an eye it’s a frenzy. Thats where the sweet spot typically is. Thats the original concept right there. (Athletic) A Major League Baseball spokesman told The Athletic that the bats dont break any rules. The bat shall be one piece of solid wood....

March 31, 2025 · 2 min · 279 words · Keith Dominguez

"More Giggles, More Laughter, More Fun"

Again, not all the giggles, laughter, and fun will be the good variety. More giggles, more laughter, more fun…for someone!

March 31, 2025 · 1 min · 20 words · Andrea Henderson

'Our Guys Stay', Rightfully Talked About How America Should Love This Team

A lunatic fan, who just wants to see their team win. It’s really the best person to be in March. Now, we’re all not Jim Nantz. That’s a dream. Nantz also played a role here. America should love this Houston team. Well, this is a team built on guys Sampson brought in and developed. Milos Uzan is really the only transfer for this season. LJ Cryer has been in the program for a couple years now, same with Mylik Wilson....

March 31, 2025 · 1 min · 195 words · Mary Richardson

19 Year Old Jakub Mensik Had Withdrawal Papers In His Hands At The Start Of The Miami Open But Couldn't Submit Them Because The Official Was Out To Lunch, Beating Novak Djokovic In The Final

Mensik’s serve was dominant as he out-classed the GOAT for two sets. He had it all going with his speed, power, and backhand wreaking havoc on the Serbian. Novak could never figure him out,. Safe to say it became tolerable enough to give it a shot. Six matches later he hoisted the first championship trophy of his pro career. On top of that he denied Novak his 100th title of his career....

March 31, 2025 · 1 min · 141 words · Shelby Rich

A Massive Fight Broke Out Between The Pistons And The Timberwolves That Ended With Five Total Players And Two Coaches Getting Ejected

Well, there’s something you certainly don’t see every day! All of a sudden, he was in the crowd and Marcus Sasser/Isaiah Stewart were going after him. Seems like a bit of an overreaction by DiVincenzo in that instance, but shit happens. The fact that the coaches were also going at it is what brings a great element to this fight. Usually, the coaches are the peacemakers, but not here. Sometimes, you have to go down for your guys, even if they’re in the wrong....

March 31, 2025 · 1 min · 100 words · Adam Peterson

Another Day, Another Fight Over The Age-Old Debate: Should You Recline Your Seat On An Airplane

Footage captured the dramatic moment that two male passengers clashed during a wild inflight rumble over a reclined seat. Do you think one of us is going to fking die? We had to import this clip from Australia. Feels like we’ve been having a shortage of airplane fights lately. These are auto-clicks in many cases. We need more people fighting. If you don’t want people fighting at 30,000 feet then you better just stop having seats recline....

March 31, 2025 · 2 min · 329 words · Eric Smith