Some Eagles Players Are Allegedly Telling Family Members Not To Go To Brazil Because Of The High Crime Rate

Um…that’s certainly not ideal. Like, really, Roger? And don’t tell me it’s not dangerous. The teams are going to be fine. They’ll have enough protection and support to actually invade and conquer Brazil if they so choose. But the point remains. And to repeat, this Friday night South American Goodell greedfest is the Eagles officialHOME OPENER. Thanks a lot, Rog! And like Darius Slay said, it’s Week 1. Time to get excited....

September 3, 2024 · 1 min · 108 words · James Mayo

Spittin' Chiclets Episode 521

But first, the guys discuss Swayman as his contract extension looms over the Bruins. All this and more on this week’s episode.

September 3, 2024 · 1 min · 22 words · Kari Evans

Stan Bowman And The Oilers Just Gave Leon Draisailt THE BAG. 8 Years And $112M

BIG contract for Leon. This deal should take him right to the very end of his career. Deserved to get paid. He was always going to get paid. It was just a matter of by who and when. Stan Bowman parachuted in to give him a deal that resets the market as he loves to do. Truly a rock and a hard place situation. The Oilers were one game away from the Stanley Cup last year....

September 3, 2024 · 1 min · 163 words · Amanda Malone

The Boeing Starliner That Marooned Two Astronauts for at Least 8 Months is Now Emitting Unexplained 'Strange Noise'

Maybe it became officially official or something. And that craft had less computing power than a Speak ‘n Spell. “There’s a strange noise coming through the speaker… I don’t know what’s making it.” Wilmore, apparently floating in Starliner, then put his microphone up to the speaker inside Starliner. Shortly thereafter, there was an audible pinging that was quite distinctive. “Alright Butch, that one came through,” Mission control radioed up to Wilmore....

September 3, 2024 · 2 min · 282 words · William Mitchell

The College Football Playoff Broke Florida State, 2024

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September 3, 2024 · 1 min · 93 words · David Whitaker

The Coward Who Said He'd Eat Dog Shit if Florida State Lost to Boston College Has Deleted His Twitter Account

You deserve whatever you have coming to you after that. What a disaster that team is.

September 3, 2024 · 1 min · 16 words · Daniel Allen

The Indiana Fever (0 Team USA Members) Have Jumped The Las Vegas Aces (4 Team USA Members) In The Newest WNBA Power Rankings

Not just in the weekly rankings either, in the actual standings too. They started 1-8 on the year. They have now won 16 of their last 24, including 4 straight. Couldn’t be on Team USA though! Her time will come! No, her time is fucking now. ^ If Dave Portnoy hits that bet it’ll be the craziest thing this planet has ever seen. A bigger win than when Michael Burry bet against the housing market....

September 3, 2024 · 1 min · 132 words · Kelly Green

The Most Ass Teams In CFB After Week 1

Even if you’re a boobs guy, everyone can appreciate a nice ass. Personally, I lean more towards titties, but that doesnt stop me from appreciating greatness. When it comes to hot women, I believe I was born in the golden era. I know ass when I see it, and these teams? Colorado State You cant seriously be trying to hide your play calls when youre down 38-0. Thats an automatic ticket to being ass....

September 3, 2024 · 1 min · 180 words · Allison Jones

The Whipsnakes Are Heading To The PLL Semifinals Thanks To The Nastiest Goal You Ever Did See

However, this year could potentially be seen as a little surprising. The Whips started off the season at 2-4 with losses right before and right after the all-star break. It looked like maybe we were finally watching the demise of the Whipsnakes. Like when Trent Dilfer said the Patriots just weren’t good anymore in 2014 after a week 4 loss. Late in the 3rd quarter. The Outlaws had scored the last 3 goals to take a 9-7 lead....

September 3, 2024 · 1 min · 181 words · Nancy Perez

The Yankees Sticking With Alex Verdugo Over Top Prospect Jasson Dominguez Shows They Are Completely Delusional

It’s the best chance they’ve had offensively since 2019. That lineup has the chance to fully optimize with one simple phone call to promote Jasson Dominguez. Instead this was the news we got. Now no offense to Duke Ellis, but what the fuck is a Duke Ellis? That’d be the biggest slap in the face the organization could conjure up. Brutal prospect manipulation, but it’s part of the game. Well, apparently that’s not even the case because of his time on the IL....

September 3, 2024 · 2 min · 258 words · James Poole

This High School Ran the Most Genius Fake Punt in Football History

The kids will understand. That’s real American ingenuity. I need a college football team to try this immediately. Thank you to the coach that engineered this moment of brilliance. This is why we love the beautiful game.

September 3, 2024 · 1 min · 37 words · Julie Levine

This Is BY FAR The Most Remarkable Baseball Statistic I Have Ever Seen: The Chicago White Sox Are 39 Games Out Of 4th Place

This is a picture of the American League standings from ESPN.com. You caninvestigate for yourself hereif you don’t believe me. It’s very much true. They never strikeout and the bullpen is consistently one of the sport’s best. The Tigers are marginally above average with room to grow in the long run. Tarik Skubal certainly established himself as one of the absolute best arms in baseball this year. And then 39 games behind them are the 108-loss Chicago White Sox....

September 3, 2024 · 2 min · 336 words · Maria Martin

This Is The Greatest Badminton Highlight I've Ever Seen

Take a bow, paralympics! But this one fucking rocks. And turns out the paralympics as a whole fucking rock. I’d go to war for that guy. Having to hit his head on the wall to finish the race must suck.

September 3, 2024 · 1 min · 40 words · Amanda Morgan