Tank Cooks Pretzel Bites and Cheese Sauce

Thanks, Kala Felsh, for the recipe Send recipe ideas to NJTank99@gmail.com. The football season is here. Pretzels Ingredients Directions Cheese Sauce

September 5, 2024 · 1 min · 21 words · Michael Collins

The Cleveland Guardians Hot Dog Account Has Been Tweeting Taylor Swift Lyrics For 11 Months Without Anyone Knowing

Got out the old notepad, found a pen, and went to work. Wait, I’ve heard that before! That’s Taylor Swift’s music! One being that I’m a huge Swiftie! I’ve left hints though… And to the people wondering WHY? And Travis Kelce is from Cleveland….

September 5, 2024 · 1 min · 44 words · Ray Moore

The Drama Surrounding Brandon Ingram And The Pelicans Is Heating Up After He No Showed A Week Long Voluntary Minicamp

Well, I think we can consider this the least surprising news of all time. Whether they were true or not doesn’t really matter, it happened. So is it crazy to think Ingram would be pissed at the moment? Uhhhhhh, ya think? Now there are two ways to look at this in my opinion. If they show up and buy in and are committed, the rest of the roster usually follows....

September 5, 2024 · 1 min · 110 words · Christina Patton

The Hating Of Rudy Gobert Has Reached A New Level After Shaq Calls Him The Worst NBA Player Of All Time

Rudy Gobert is the “worst NBA player of all time”??? What are we even doing? The most embarrassing part of that clip is Shaq feels like serious. The thing about that is there’s just one problem. If that’s the criteria Shaq is using to determine the WOAT, well…. You are worth what you have the leverage to negotiate. We’re a few years away from guys having $80M+ yearly salaries. Are they worth it?...

September 5, 2024 · 1 min · 87 words · Caroline Walton

The Memphis Shitshow Grows(Still A Thing Somehow)

I know I like to make fun of Memphis, but come on, this is too easy. Was it one of the fired assistants? That’d be an all-time hate move if so. At some point someone has to step up and be the person who admitted they sen it. It wasn’t me, let me be clear there. I would never do such a thing just to make fun of Memphis. They provide everything I need to make fun of them....

September 5, 2024 · 1 min · 147 words · John Wallace

The Pussificiation Of America Continues: Shota Imanaga Pulled In The 7th Inning Of A Combined No Hitter

Do people care about combined-no hitters? I feel like that’s a bigger reach every year but maybe that’s just getting older. That’s what my gut instinct says. On the heels of another major Japanese free agent being linked to the Cubs no less. Does this shit matter? I certainly hope not, but it’s fun to complain. Meantime you couldn’t pick a worse spot to try and rally the Cubs fan base....

September 5, 2024 · 1 min · 146 words · Nicole Garza

There's No Need To Get A Fancy Smoker When You Can Just Smoke Meat With 500 Cigarettes

But at the end of the day, smoking meat is really just about two things. Average price for a pack of smokes in the US is $8. 20 cigarettes in a pack. Carry the 1 and that brings you to about $200. You could probably find a janky pit and a bag of charcoal for around $150. It’s smoke, it’s meat, that’s barbecue. And at the end of the day, you’re still doing more fire management than pellet smoker users....

September 5, 2024 · 1 min · 99 words · Anthony Peters

This is Definitely the Best Way to Sell a White Wicker Fan Back Chair!

“Buy it Now"listings that accept"Best Offers"dominate the site. Although I’ve offered shipping, most sales are in person, usually in my driveway. The buyer texts me when they arrive, and I walk outside and complete the cash transaction. Recently, I sold six vintage baseball gloves I took great pride in owning. I can’t say I was happy about it, but it was time. Beginning in May, I sold amint RawlingsTony Conigliaroautograph model....

September 5, 2024 · 3 min · 440 words · John Brown

Today I Learned That Sharks Have No Interest In Eating Humans

On today’s Pardon My Take… FORREST GALANTE! As mentioned above, the fellas spent some time discussing shark attacks. They have bigger fish to fry (pun certainly intended). Maybe I am late to the party in discovering this fact. Maybe a ton of AWL’s found this fact out at the same time as me. But I guess not. Polar Bears, Crocodiles, and Tigers, on the other hand? They’re coming for us.

September 5, 2024 · 1 min · 70 words · Gregory Hanson

Travis Kelce Is Starring In What Looks To Be A Terrible FX Horror Show

As ridiculous as seeing O.J. Simpson in The Naked Gun is, at least that’s a great movie. While the Juice was a horrific monster, you have to give him some credit for picking good projects. Kelce provides the intro for the official trailer, promising a couple of “familiar faces.” He’s right about that. There may not be a television or movie future for him after this. This trailer is so bad, it includes these lines:...

September 5, 2024 · 1 min · 202 words · James Duncan

We Finally Have An Answer On Why Hot Dogs And Buns Are Made In Different Amounts And It's Because Of Pans

I mean forever we have wondered why hot dogs come in 10’s and buns come in 8. It’s been one of the biggest pains in the ass in the world. Forever we wondered why on earth this phenomenon was a thing and now we finally have an answer. It’s because of … of all things … the pans. Of all the reasons for this annoyance, it’s the pans in which they are cooked....

September 5, 2024 · 1 min · 127 words · Steven Koch

We Have Unveiled The Largest Will Compton Museum In The World

But we put together a beautiful day. We all wore special shirts to commemorate the occasion. Dave Portnoy even cut the ribbon! Will prepared a great speech for the opening ceremonies. A beautiful time was had by all. Catch the full show here:

September 5, 2024 · 1 min · 43 words · Jeffery Carlson

What Is The Best Part Of Fall? (The Bracket, Vol. 142)

What is the best part of fall? Welcome to VOLUME 142 of THE BRACKET. Kenjac is host alongside Tommy Smokes, Nick Turani, KBNoswag, Rudy, Marty Mush and Klemmer. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/LIGHTS today to get 10% off your first month. #fall #football #halloween

September 5, 2024 · 1 min · 41 words · Sandra Davis