Mr. Kraft Names Bill Parcells to the Patriots Hall of Fame

I have to admit, this one caught me by surprise. “In the early 1990s, the Patriots were in disarray,” said Kraft. We had never had a head coach with his credentials. He was a master motivator and always got the most out of his players. Those are memories I will never forget and achievements worthy of this honor. I concede that every word of this statement is correct. Parcells is an all time great coach....

April 1, 2025 · 3 min · 457 words · Thomas Kelly

Not April Fool's: Coastal Carolina Is Introducing Unlimited Free Concessions at Football Games in 2025

Hot dogs, nachos, popcorn and fountain drinks will be available at no cost. Every Group of Five school in America should do this tomorrow. Give the people as many dogs and popcorn boxes as they can handle.

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 37 words · Megan Lawson

OVI!!!! NUMBER 891!!!!! ONLY 4 MORE!!!!!!!!!

Simply a beautiful layup That’s 891. I’m legit nervous/excited/nauseous. Do I need to go to Raleigh tomorrow? My head is spinning guys. We’re so close.

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 25 words · Lisa Chang

Power Ranking The Cities Rico Bosco Is Most Likely To Be Murdered In On His Bus Ride To The Final Four

The Pump Party is an exclusive party held annually at the Final Four. A party that college basketball coaches from across the country feel obligated to attend. Limited food and drinks are provided. Despite what ChatGPT may tell you, it isnotassociated with Barstool Sports in any way. Rico just likes to go there. But rain, sleet, or shine, Bosco will be there. Had Alabama beat Duke on Saturday, Dave & Big Cat would have been right there along with him....

April 1, 2025 · 5 min · 900 words · Rodney Bell

Raw Dogging at Fitz's in St. Louis

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April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 19 words · Lisa Larsen

Ryan Leonard Is Officially In The Caps Lineup Tonight In Boston!

What a week for Ryan Leonard! Name a more insane 3 day stretch, you might’t. I cannot wait to see him make an impact on the already in first place Caps. What a season it’s already been, and now we add Leonard? It just may be….#OurYear PS: They are already best friends, it’s the best.

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 55 words · John Lopez

Ryan Leonard Signed With The Caps Today And Ovi Took Him Out Tonight To Celebrate

What a life, what a world, and you know Ryan is drinking it all in. And how bout Ovi??? You might think “all captains would do this”…but would they? Go out with a guy half their age without ever having met? That’s the Ovi difference. It truly might be #OurYear once again. Edit: And another great video. Bandz a make her dance!

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 62 words · Benjamin Sims

The "50/50 Challenge" List For Tonight's Barstool After Dark Has Been Released And It's Flat Out Bullshit

So I blogged it earlier buttonight’s Barstool After Dark is a 50/50 Challenge. This has to be some sort of April Fools joke by that terrorist we employ, Lucas. I’m fine with the activities like Heads or Tails and Red or Black. I can already see it now. We’re 10 for 10, heading into the 11th straight bet….and Mintzy fucking misses. I’ll be upset. I’ll call Lucas a word I shouldn’t say....

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 137 words · Kimberly Waters

The A's Appear To Have Spared No Expense When It Comes To Their Fancy New Press Conference Area In Sacramento

Last night the A’s made their Sacramento debut and it did not go to plan. I’m curious how all of this is going to turn out. One thing of note is what the press room looks like. It’s, for lack of a better term, a shed. Looks like something it’s possible for you to make after a trip to Home Depot. If it’s a windy day you’re just going to hear the wind....

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 174 words · Stefanie Perry

The Brain Melting Takes Are Back After Vince Carter Wonders If The Celtics Offense Is Sustainable For The Playoffs

There are a lot of ways to know that the NBA playoffs are on the horizon. Despite an entire season of belt to ass dominance, we heard the same shit time and time again. “Wahhhhhhh they shoot too many 3s. Waahhhhh this style of play isn’t sustainable. Wahhhhhh they’ll never win a title playing this way” Every step of their run was questioned. But here’s what you always have to remember when it comes to the Boston Celtics....

April 1, 2025 · 2 min · 354 words · Shane Harmon

The Yankees Torpedo Bat Is Now About To Destroy Hockey Because It Has Inspired Connor McDavid

The Yankees and the torpedo bat designers owe the entire National Hockey League an apology. Connor McDavid doesn’t need any help. This little tweet did change my entire perspective on the torpedo bats though. Think of the changes that have happened in hockey to the stick and all of the other equipment. Things get better seemingly every year. The first sticks were basically just tree branches. I feel like the new thing now is where the torque of the stick is....

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 202 words · Cynthia Schroeder PhD

The Year of the Document Dump Rolls On: Argentina is Declassifiying Evidence That Hitler Survived WWII

The center is famous for tracking down Nazis and is named after the famed Nazi hunter. Which is their prerogative. But not everyone sees it as the stuff of mere rumors. Which obviously it did. Even if it is about history’s most notorious genocidal maniac possibly escaping justice. (Which is ironic given who Indy was always going up against.) The flight took them to Denmark. Then to the Baltics. Then to Spain, where the government was paid off with Nazi gold....

April 1, 2025 · 2 min · 233 words · Derek Garrett

This League: Alejandro Tosti Is Now Fighting With All Of Golf After Being Accused Of Intentionally Playing Slow To Get Back At Min Woo Lee On Sunday

We got ourselves a little golf drama, folks! Nothing gets people going like a little pissing match the Houston Open. To set the stage you had the final group and Min Woo Lee with the lead. It does further the argument that we need a shot clock of sort in golf. There’s nothing worse than a slow round of golf. I don’t care what level we’re talking about. It’s the ultimate comeback because how can you argue with someone who needed to go to the bathroom?...

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 143 words · Darius Reed