The Votes Are In And Carmelo Anthony Is Rightfully A First Ballot Hall Of Famer

The production is the production. This is a fact, not an opinion. Current guys like LeBron, KD, and Harden will be too. No, but who is? I’m not a Nuggets or Knicks fan, I have no rooting interest in this. An easy lock to be a First Ballot player. Where the hell has all the time gone? So congrats to Melo.

April 2, 2025 · 1 min · 61 words · Jessica Goodman

Thoughts And Prayers Go Out To This Hawks Fan That Completely Destroyed His Knee While Participating In The Halftime Contest

Talk about things you absolutely hate to see. I’m not even saying that to be a dick, I genuinely feel awful for this Hawks fan. What happened here with this Hawks fan is what I’m talking about. This is the other side of that coin, and my heart breaks for the guy. Talk about a wave of emotion and how quickly your life can change. That is quite the matzah ball if we’re being honest....

April 2, 2025 · 1 min · 183 words · Christopher Smith

Tommy Smokes Responds to Dave Portnoy's Torpedo Bats Rant- April 2nd, 2025

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April 2, 2025 · 1 min · word · Jennifer Williams MD

Val Kilmer, Star Of TOP GUN, THE DOORS, And HEAT, Has Passed Away At 65

And keep it coming. Cuz you’re free to never get enough TOMBSTONE. Just like you might never get enough HEAT. Kilmer learned his reloading technique so well,it was used in military training materials. Essentially, he was a perfectionist whose style could rub co-stars, directors, and crew the wrong way. And there’s no doubt he reached it on several occasions. Farewell to the inimitable Val Kilmer. My condolences to his family and friends....

April 2, 2025 · 1 min · 72 words · Mary Mayo

Watch This When You're High? The Phantom Time Hypothesis Claims That We Are

Anyway, if we aren’t living in the year 2025 A.D., then what fucking year is it? And why do we think it’s 2025 to begin with? Enter the"Phantom Time Hypothesis". According to this theory, were all living in the 18th century, not the 21st. (A bigger lie than your gay uncle, who just hasn’t found the right girl yet.) History books,Robin Hood Prince of Thieves,Monty Python-the whole deal could be one giant conspiracy....

April 2, 2025 · 2 min · 225 words · Kimberly Proctor

White Sox SP Shane Smith Has Freaky Good Shit

At least not yet they don’t. Fuck off"and at a glance, you’d be correct. It is only 5 games and myself & the White Sox very much still suck ass. We suck loads and loads of ass. But the starting arms on the White Sox don’t suck ass. They’re actually pretty filthy. Notice I didn’t say thestarting pitchersdon’t suck ass. That part remains to be seen, in spite of their fun start....

April 2, 2025 · 2 min · 287 words · Melissa Estrada

"It's Almost Time For War"

9 in a row. 14 of 15 in the month of March. 8 straight on the road and 16 of their last 17 road games. This team is a fucking wagon. Look at all this green! It’s crazy to think where this team was when they couldn’t stop playing .500 basketball in January. From 32-15 to 56-19, I mean god damn. Winning, is in fact fun. Just get to the finish line healthy and let the chips fall where they may....

April 1, 2025 · 4 min · 790 words · David Banks

'The Biggest Balls In Balls History''30-for-30' After Checking Back Into The Elite Eight, Hitting A Three

We all saw the injury on Sunday. We also know what happened after. Feel like I’d cum if I checked back into a game and drilled a game-sealing three. I would have no problems doing that if it meant I sent my team to a Final Four. Here’s where it should be talked about. If Auburn wins the title, they get an SEC internet production. Feel like that’s fair. You don’t get a 30-for-30 when people are questioning if you pulled a Paul Pierce/Lamar Jackson....

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 195 words · Tamara Martin

Addressing The Garrett Crochet Extension...And My Lack Of Making Addresses

His twitter feed is LITTERED with takes, opinions and schools of thought. Feeling I was starting to spiral down a similar path, I stopped caring about literally anything and everything. I have no doubt he’ll contend for multiple Cy Youngs over the course of this contract. He’s that good. But like… he will. PROS/CONS FOR CROCHET: Crochet and his family are now obviously set for generations and he has stability....

April 1, 2025 · 2 min · 249 words · William Stevens

AI Is Amazing

But sadly, this is not an expose on the top pick in the 1996 NBA Draft. When asked about X (formerly Twitter) and their artificial intelligence tool, Grok, I was clueless. It turns out, we all were. But TJ on the sticks took us on a ride that blew our collective minds. Watch the full Yak here:

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 57 words · Nichole Sosa

All Four Upcoming Beatles Biopics Will Release In April 2028 As "The First Binge-able Theatrical Experience"

Seriously though, what do we think “the first binge-able theatrical experience means? Will four movies all separately release on the same day? Are we gonna have to buy tickets to four different movies? Or maybe both of those options?! I don’t know! I like all four actors as well! You know what this really reminds me of, though? Plus, the album covers were nothing short of iconic…. ….but I digress....

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 97 words · Danielle Colon

Argentina Set To Release Documents About Nazis Who Escaped Germany After WWII And Settled In Argentina

Grassley is investigating Credit Suisse and its historic servicing of the Nazi-linked accounts and ratlines. We are living in a GOLDEN AGE of document dumps. If you don’t like what people are saying, change the conversation. This would have to be the biggest scandal of all-time. The worst person ever just chilling in Patagonia for years while the world thought he was dead. I need the documents released.

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 68 words · Chloe Gonzalez

Bryson Stott Breaks Down The Ins And Outs Of The Torpedo Bat And Says At The End Of The Day "It's a Bat"

Trevor Megill punching air right now. First of all I didn’t realize Stott was such a man rocket. Kinda took my breath away. -He’s not surprised it’s legal at all, it’s just a different kind of bat. Boone also gave his take on the hysteria going on. I’ll reiterate my take that I think these are a cool addition to the game. If the Reds scored 20 on the Giants no one would have batted an eye....

April 1, 2025 · 1 min · 184 words · Deborah Weber