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Break out the hose pipe baby!!!! All thanks to running backs coach Randy Jordan and his hose pipe. Is hose pipe a southern thing? Why wouldn’t you just call it a hose? Hose tube would make more sense, it’s not really a pipe? Idk, I’ve never heard it called a hose pipe. Can’t watch someone get sprayed with a hose and not think of this scene from Billy Madison

Nobody has ever been more strapped up in the history of history. Put that receiver in a booster seat with the double straps. Oh what’s that? You want even an inch of separation? Not against 66, brother. A football field is 871,200 square inches and 66 has you locked up on every single one of them. You just don’t get this anywhere outside of high school football. There are 134 division 1 football teams out there....

Don’t go into the mindset like we’re comfortable. We didn’t do shit. We got to the Eastern Conference Finals, that don’t mean shit. We still got to hunt. We’ve got to go out there every night and play like the fucking dogs that we are." Pascal Siakam DMX BARKING NOISES Goosebump city. Idiots who are saying Indiana overpaid for Pascal Siakam can go kick rocks. The Pacers will probably lose a few more games to the top teams....

As much as it pains me to say, this review was tough to swallow.

Maybe Cam Heyward and his “Not Just Football” needs to get its follower count up! And then bring back a top WR prospect in the country (named Boobie Feaster). Texas A&M commit at RB. Virginia Tech commit at QB. SMU commit at WR. SMU commit at Safety. TCU commit at Linebacker. Syracuse commit on the Line. 12 athlete in the country, who is still uncommitted. Etc, etc, etc, etc. And honestly, I’d even let him play on the Defensive Line....

Look, everyone has their price. No, I don’t. Do I think he would actually do it? No, I don’t. He realized that pretty quick when he went to the never mind, just kidding motion on camera. HOWEVER, if I’m a Michigan man…….my ears just perked up.

So we have all known that someone else has been running Antonio Brown’s twitter. Now this guy is apparently a UCF basketball staffer. Which makes sense because AB originally proposed a UCF CTESPN account. Now why would you pick UCF out of all the schools? Because you work there and can help manage an account like that. That’s pretty damn lame. AB did admit he doesn’t run his account previously but now we see the wizard behind the curtain....

What is the most awkward activity to do as a solo adult? Welcome to VOLUME 142 of THE BRACKET.

Honestly it’s pretty genius. All you have to do is step up to the plate and obliterate every ball thrown your way. After that was Buddy Kennedy, the greatest baseball player to ever come out of Millville, NJ. And just to keep the good times going, Bryce Harper slapped a double out to left. 5 batters faced, 4 hits, 5 runs. Thanks for coming out, Edwin. This is exactly what the Phillies needed....

Inexperience dealing with sudden success 2. Chronic feelings of under-appreciation 3. Paranoia over being cheated out of one’s rightful share 4. Resentment against competence of partners 5. Personal effort mustered solely to outside a teammate 6. A leadership vacuum resulting from the formation of cliques and rivalries 7. Feelings of frustration even when the team performs successfully. So why does this matter? Enter the 2024-25 Boston Celtics. But that’s only part of the equation....

Nicky (or Nikki) blogged what happened on Shannon Sharpe’s Instagram Live up top there. A ridiculous story on its own, but that’s before we found this little play-by-play happening. Oh, let me clarify. There’s no bigger Bill Raftery fan in this world than this guy right here - his family included. He already has built in lines for sex. ‘A little lingerie on the deck!’ ‘Ohh with a kiss!’ And of course the ‘onions, double order’ call as you cum....

Lawrence Taylor is the best defensive player that the NFL has ever seen. I will stand by that argument now and forever. So if he thinks he can go out there and make a play? Fuck it, let him. What’s the worse that can happen? He gives up a long 3rd down? Used to that watching these guys play. Let Eli back under center, I trust him more than Daniel fucking Jones....

This is going to blow up because of what Joe Mixon did in week 1. Trust me, look at Saquon and the Giants. Sometimes a breakup needs to happen. That’s what happens when the offense has Burrow, Chase and Higgins. You’re an afterthought. Now he goes to the Texans, DeMeco Ryans is going to fire off the ball. There’s a reason Mixon got 30 carries against the Colts. You don’t need Stroud to throw the ball 50 times a game....