FIRE ME UP!!! START THE GAME ALREADYI NEED IT LIKE I NEED AIR. I woke up this morning ready for war, and I havent stopped pacing all day. Emotionally, I cant afford to see this team lose to Buffalo. Screw all that loser mentality nonsense. Its time for this team to either put up or shut up. Tonight is the night we make a statement. Tonight is the night the bitch-ass Dolphins die....
It’s just horrifying that real-life movie villains exist doing supervillain shit. I mean this is crazy stuff. The war in Ukraine is a horror beyond comprehension when it comes to modern warfare. But getting captured and being put in a cage with a lion is diabolical medieval shit. Its just a crazy dystopian storyline to the crazy world we live in. The unit also operates a strict code of conduct....
NFL Week 1 overreactions are the best. People wait a whole offseason just to lose their minds over one game. There’s always one team that completely stuns you with how poorly they show up to start the year. you might’t lose at home to a rookie coach with arguably the worst roster in the game. Jerod Mayo and his boys pulled off the upset, sending the Bengals faithful into a tailspin....
But Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Famers are neither average nor ordinary. Even the ones who are slobs. Which definitely does not include Jon Bon Jovi. This is, after all, a man with aDoctor of Music from Penn. Who is seeking to join the most exclusive club in American life, the fraternity of NFL owners. Try as I might, I could never offer him that Rock Star Life. Those multi-platinum vocal chords belonged to JBJ, not OB....
What an incredible stat! Josh Allen has never lost on a Thursday in his entire career? Theres no way he loses tonight, right? I mean, what on Earth is Vegas thinking making the Bills a two-and-a-half-point underdog to the Miami Dolphins? Have they not watched the games? Do they not know their history? From a historical standpoint alone, the Bills should cover with ease. Hundo P, no question. Why on Earth would anyone take the Dolphins?...
Entirely unacceptable way to behave as a patron of Panera Bread. You expect this key in of scene at a Waffle House. Assaulting the wait staff at a Waffle House is how you ask for more syrup. I did want a bowl, but what if I hadn’t? What if I had wanted a burrito? But this doesn’t fly at Panera Bread. Panera Bread is a classy establishment. Yes, the lemonade may kill you....
All good choices I guess, but the real answer is clearly Jayson Tatum. I get it though, he plays for a team opposing fanbases hate, mostly out of jealousy. As you might imagine, he crushed it First off, Deuce getting his own championship ring is incredible. Saying the Knicks will have more than 50 wins? I’m not sure how they’ll do it but it was the perfect answer for that crowd....
Mariasella Harun, in her 30s, was ambushed by the animals while jogging. The creature jumped out and bit me while I was running, and there were many of them. I could not even stand up when it happened." Two other joggers who attempted to help were also caught up in the bloody assault. No, not packs of slight of frame, hairy gay dudes. This is what you get when you walk into the wrong park, wearing the wrong colors....
So the takeaway from those numbers is clear: Deshaun Watson held onto the ball too long. I’ll admit that the play above was very bad from Deshaun Watson. And I’ll admit that Deshaun Watson looked fucking terrible on Sunday. Or that the Defense played well. Or that Kevin Stefanski coached well. I’m afraid the Browns are Ass….
So no, this is not a Deion Sanders hate blog. This is a Shilo Sanders laugh blog. I’m laughing because isn’t it funny how karma works? That sucks and I wish him well. Can we get an Old Takes Exposed tweet on this one? Oh, and then the second possession as an immediate Pick 6. Shilo said he was going to roll ass, but he got his ass rolled! **How could you ever talk shit after witnessing this in the pregame?...
WOOHOOOOOO!!!!! No surprise at all that they’re doing the same thing for the series! Let these kids BECOME their characters, and do the same amount of justice as the originals. I also love that it’s UK/Ireland only. SORRY HOLLYWOOD KIDS, none for you!!! This is a UK series, and it’ll stay that way. I can’t wait to see how it ends up!!! !
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WOOHOOOOO YESSSSSSS!!!! Espresso is truly the song of the summer, year, decade. If anything else won in this category I probably would’ve called the whole show fake. 10’s all around. SHE’S WORKING LATE, CAUSE SHE’S A SINGER! !
