Josh Allen is My Father and The Dolphins Are Still The Bills Bitch

Josh Allen is my father. Josh Allen owns me. Im Josh Allens puppet, and theres nothing I can do about it. The Buffalo Bills own us. Were their little bitch. They tell us to bend over, and we do it. They tell us to get on top and ride, we do it. They tell us to get on all fours, and we comply. What the Miami Dolphins did tonightand what theyve done over the years against Buffalois an embarrassment....

September 13, 2024 · 2 min · 230 words · Cynthia Sullivan

Kumar Rocker Made His Much Anticipated MLB Debut And Man Did He Deliver

How could you not pay attention to a guy with a name like that? The guy was a freak. They made his medicals unavailable pre-draft and a lot of folks thought maybe they were trying to hide something. It was something that could only happen to the Mets but it was a killer to Rocker. He didn’t go back to Vandy and ended up signing with the Tri-City ValleyCats in the Frontier League....

September 13, 2024 · 2 min · 239 words · Stephanie Torres

Lil Wayne Finally Spoke Out Saying It “Hurt A Lot” Not Being Selected To Perform At The Super Bowl LIX Halftime Show In His Hometown Of New Orleans

But, you know, there’s definitely a bit of an edge there. It’s bound to create a little friction, right? Plus, there have been a few instances where things got a bit spicy. Birdman, Lil Wayne’s mentor, once claimed Wayne was a better rapper than Jay-Z. That probably didn’t go over too well. Lil Wayne seemingly responded on his 2011 song “It’s Good” with lyrics aimed at Jay-Z. But you know the saying, “keep your friends close and your enemies closer” right?...

September 13, 2024 · 1 min · 169 words · Sarah Bishop

Matvei Michkov Is Here And He's Perfect

It’s hard to remember the last time there was any reason to be excited about Philadelphia Flyers hockey. Maybe the pandemic bubble? That feels like a lifetime ago. Ever since then, this organization has been a directionless disaster. Multiple seasons of refusing to go all-in on a rebuild has left them purgatory. Sure, most of us weren’t alive to ever see them win a Cup. But they were a team that you either loved or you despised....

September 13, 2024 · 1 min · 153 words · Jessica Smith

Mike McDaniel Concedes the Dolphins are Looking for a QB. Might I Suggest the Obvious Choice, Mac Jones?

Mike McDanielspoke to the media this morning. Skylar Thompson replaced Tagovailoa on Thursday night and is the only other quarterback on the 53-man roster. We can all empathize with a coach dealing with a huge injury to a star player. A condition as frightening and potentially tragic as chronic concussions, no less. Now is the time to put rivalries aside and be a human being. To venture to do right by others in the spirit of Christian and AFC East fellowship....

September 13, 2024 · 2 min · 260 words · Troy Russell

Modern Day Crash Davis: Twins 2024 6th Round Pick Released After Being Caught Telling Minor League Opponents The Pitch That Was Coming So That His Team Would Lose And Not Make The Playoffs

At some point, no matter how great your job is, you will get sick of it. A job is a job. So when you see that headline you automatically think gambling, right? Then you remember that people aren’t gambling on Low-A baseball, at least legally. Fort Myers coaches were notified by Lakeland coaches about Bender’s pitch tipping after the game, sources said. Bender had told teammateshe wanted the season to be over, according to sources....

September 13, 2024 · 1 min · 175 words · Mary Russell

My QB Wish List For The Dolphins If Tua Doesn't Play Again This Year

Without Tua at the helm, this team is as dead as my grandfather. Ive seen this movie before, and I know exactly how this is going to go. No disrespect to Skylar Thompson, but we cant win with him at QB. Jameis Winston No logical explanation for this, I just love me some Jameis. Mac Jones Ugh, the more I write this blog, the more my stomach turns. How did I get to this point in my life?...

September 13, 2024 · 1 min · 162 words · Kathryn Huynh

NFL Week 2 Mega Preview, TNF Recap, Shannon Sharpe Went Viral + Brooks Koepka & Talor Gooch In Studio

The Bills are back and Tua got another awful concussion that has us worried about our future. Shannon Sharpe went viral for accidentally having sex on Instagram Live. Fantasy Fuccbois and our TD picks. We finish with Fyre Fest of the week.

September 13, 2024 · 1 min · 42 words · Suzanne Cole

NO DRAMA AT THE WEIGH-INS

That’s the best. I should get some good stuff outta him! Check out our interviews with Brian Ortega and Merab Dvalishvili ahead of the fights tomorrow….

September 13, 2024 · 1 min · 26 words · Billy Moore

No Matter What, History Is Going To Be Made At The PLL Championship This Weekend

The Whipsnakes won the first ever title in 2019. They won it again in 2020 during the pandemic-shortened season in Utah. They were pretty up and down all year and had a regular season record of 6-4. The Whipsnakes were extra sketchy to start the year. They were 2-4 with losses right before and right after the all-star break. So clearly you had no idea which way they were going to go....

September 13, 2024 · 1 min · 140 words · Douglas Medina

Pat Narduzzi Said Pitt Practiced Inside This Week Because West Virginia Might Have 'People in the Hills' Spying

In a post-Connor Stalions world, though, I suppose no team can be too careful. Some may call Narduzzi insane, but his only real sin is wanting to win.

September 13, 2024 · 1 min · 28 words · Denise Thomas

Putting With An Audience

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September 13, 2024 · 1 min · 57 words · Sarah Harrison

Spencer Wants Me To Come Hunting With Him In London, Where I Will "Learn What My Role Is" And Possibly Benefit From His Father's Sale Of A $500 Million Company

I woke up to a slew of DMs from Spencer. The guy is a straight shooter, and he’s going to London very soon. What do you think the unfortunate ramifications are of his father’s sale of a $500 million company? At least that’s how I figured it. From what I hear, it’s quite in vogue these days for the poor to eat animals. Ah yes, Spencer. Inconsistent as the day is long, I fear....

September 13, 2024 · 2 min · 220 words · Marissa Mckinney