Kid Rock Has Built A Replica White House For Himself In Nashville And I Gotta Be Honest...It Kicks Ass

I feel like that character’s arc just turned into the real life Kid Rock. That’s the American Dream right there. Harry Sisson is right. No more missiles for Kid Rock.

April 2, 2025 · 1 min · 30 words · Lydia Kerr

Major Development in The Age Old Rivalry Between 'Fast Drivers' vs 'People Who Live on Busy Roads'

You’ll often come across this situation on a standard two-lane highway. You’re driving along, listening to your favorite Barstool SportsTM podcast. Speed limit is 55. Then out of nowhere, a come across a small town. A town where every house is right along the highway. Its population may or may not reach triple digits. The homes are all kinda shitty. There isalwaysa deaf child living there. As you approach the town, the speed limit drops to 45....

April 2, 2025 · 2 min · 420 words · Christine Nguyen

Nintendo Is Releasing A New Mario Kart Game Called Mario Kart World Where You Can Control The Weather And Drive "Virtually Anywhere" Out Of The Map

Empty check to Nintendo if they can make that a reality. Warzone and Fortnite be damned, we’re getting back behind the wheel fellas. See you on the track.

April 2, 2025 · 1 min · 28 words · David Chavez

No One Should Give Kristian Campbell Shit For Signing An Extension With The Red Sox

This is an epic extension for a player who could be very, very good. He’s considered a Top-10 prospect by just about every major publication. I think all of this is a wild take by people talking out of their asses. Is this a smart extension for the Red Sox? They are a large market team who should be making exactly these kind of moves. But, I also think it’s not a bad move by Campbell at all....

April 2, 2025 · 2 min · 294 words · Tara Vazquez

Rico And Max Start Screaming At Each Other During Tension-Filled Yak

We dressed up in suits today in solidarity with KB who is enduring suit week on The Yak. He was squarely in danger of missing the Pumps party, which was his entire reason for going early. The next thing you know, a screaming match erupts between Rico and Max. But for the record, Rico has been positive this whole time. It’s important that is clear. Catch the full Yak here:

April 2, 2025 · 1 min · 70 words · James Phillips

Russell Westbrook Is Getting Roasted For His Missed Layup But It Was The Right Play

The Nuggets vs. T’Wolves game ended up going to double overtime, which thankfully let me hit a parlay! But in what was maybe Nikola Jokic’s best game ever. Against a division rival minus Jamal Murray and Michael Porter Jr., he put the team on his back. That’s where things get wonky as Russell Westbrook gets a steal that immediately turns into a fastbreak opportunity. But let me tell you something - the layup was a good decision....

April 2, 2025 · 1 min · 194 words · Justin Ross

Steph Curry Went Absolutely Nuclear Again And Continues To Show Why He's Still The Best Show In Sports

Each and every time, it’s must watch stuff. Every second he’s on the floor, your eyes are glued to him. The way he navigates off ball around screens, the build up of anticipation starts to grow. Sure other players get hot during an NBA game. We’ve seen guys explode for 60 and 70+ points. But none of them do it like Steph. They find ways to win games. My question to you all is, do you finally believe me yet?...

April 2, 2025 · 1 min · 181 words · Amy Clements

Tank Cooks Chicken and Waffles

For the chicken: For the honey butter: For the waffles: Directions

April 2, 2025 · 1 min · 11 words · Chelsea Morris

The "Double Heads" Disaster 7 Hours Into Barstool After Dark Last Night Felt Like Rock Bottom

Flip a Coin - Heads or Tails 2. Flip a Card - Red or Black 3. Roll a Dice - Odd or Even 4. Pick a Gender of the next Random Celebrity - Male or Female 5. Beat the Chat in Rock, Paper, Scissors 6. Pick the winner of a Two Horse Race 7. Throw a Dart - Even or Odd 8. FaceTime Cheah - Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down on a movie...

April 2, 2025 · 1 min · 211 words · Patrick Johnson

The NBA Is "Looking Into" Ja Morant's Finger Gun Motions Towards The Warriors Last Night

There’s a saying somewhere about repeat offenders, giving people a second/third/fourth/infinity chance, etc. That’ll show the league.

April 2, 2025 · 1 min · 17 words · Dana Thomas

The Padres Made a Genius Move This Morning (Thanks Maybe To Me?) And Gave 21 Year Old Stud Outfielder Jackson Merrill a Nine Year Contract Worth Up to $204M

The Fathers are off to a red hot start and are somehow keeping pace with the world-beater Dodgers. Second year stud Jackson Merrill got things going for San Diego with this bomb to right-center. He’s such a stud in every way. Turns out what I conjured up at night was happening just a few hours later. Really, really weird timing. I had nothing here with Merrill, this was just insanely coincidental timing....

April 2, 2025 · 1 min · 175 words · Timothy Davies

The St Louis Blues Have Been Unstoppable Shit Kickers Ever Since They Brought Jobu Into The Locker Room

The St. Louis Blues have been on an absolute heater lately. They have gone 16-2-2 ever since the 4 Nations FaceOff. Who, or what, do we credit for this remarkable turnaround in St. Louis? The Blues fired head coach Drew Bannister around the end of November before hiring Jim Montgomery to replace him. Did it just take a few months for Monty to really get these guys going? Have the Blues benefitted from playing a softer schedule over these last few weeks?...

April 2, 2025 · 1 min · 181 words · Dustin Chapman

The Timberwolves And Nuggets Played The Game Of The Year Which Included Russell Westbrook's Brain Melting In Real Time

Dating back to Game 6 of their playoff series last season, every game has been electric as hell. There’s so much to get to you almost don’t even know where to begin. First, let’s shout out all the Wolves who were incredible down the stretch of this game. As I write this blog I’m still not even sure I’ve fully processed what happened. For starters, Anthony Edwards has to learn how to handle a double team....

April 2, 2025 · 2 min · 355 words · Erik Wilson