Yup, theres no way around it. Florida State simply wont win a game until that guy eats his dog shit like he promised. $400,000 for 666 yards, one touchdown, and two interceptions? DJ is making Deshaun Watson’s contract look like a steal of the century.
I know this might be a hot take, but I stand by it. When the Panthers traded up to the first overall pick, I was certain they would draft CJ Stroud. Situation matters in the NFL, and where you get drafted can make or break a career. Getting drafted by the Carolina Panthers feels like career suicide. Just look at Sam Darnold and Baker Mayfield. While they were there, they combined for 22 touchdowns and 19 interceptions....
Bryce Young may very well be the biggest bust in NFL history. JaMarcus Russell is sitting at home smiling. They don’t hold a candle to this disaster. It’s stunning how much they gave up to get the pick. The more you read the worse it gets. The haul seems never-ending. Bryce Young said his confidence was in the Lord. Never wanna hear your struggling player say that. Less than 24 hours later they pulled the plug....
I hate how right I was about Bo Nix being terrible. Hes so bad its almost funny, like when Sleepy Joe tries to walk off a stage. Thats exactly what it feels like watching Bo Nix play football right now. Im starting to feel bad for him, honestly. Thats INSANE & also hilarious. And how could we possibly forget about those two hilarious interceptions? You couldnt draw it up worse if you tried....
Saying I love this would be underselling it completely. We need this tradition in America. We need teams going to the fan section to get scolded by the fans after losing. Not just the players either. Bring the mascot like Cagliari did here with their giant flamingo standing there to apologize. I want this at all levels of sports too. I got some words for you Scratch, you’re part of the team....
All of the greats always had someone they looked up to and aspired to be growing up. Having an idol isn’t a bad thing at all. Wayne Gretzky had Gordie Howe. Kobe Bryant had Michael Jordan. It’s not even just contained to sports–musicians, artists, chefs. Everybody has idols whose influences are heavily apparent in their own craft. Dylan Raiola is one of the best true freshman quarterbacks in the country....
HAPPY VICTORY MONDAY TO ALL OF WEEK 2’s WINNERS! The Buffalo Bills smacked the Dolphins 31-10 to improve to 2-0. The Las Vegas Raiders went to Baltimore and stunned them to get to 1-1. The LA Chargers are 2-0 after beating Caroline 26-3. The New Orleans Saints skull fucked the Cowboys 44-19 and are now 2-0. The Tampa Bay Bucanneers beat Detroit and improve to 2-0. The Green Bay Packers edged out the Colts 20-16 to get to 1-1....
Zlatan Ibrahimovic swings by the kitchen to try some Swedish Meatballs!
Confirmed: their always daunted football team does in fact have a pulse. But here’s the thing: I’m not sure which way I want to attack this blog. But on the other hand, Indiana fans have been insufferable because of their…..3-0 start. For those keeping track at home, they’ve beaten: Florida International, Western Illinois, and UCLA. Folks, they beat UCLA. That’s what started this onslaught of confidence. They quite literally only play one football team that can even breathe....
Week 2 in the NFL and we start with Fastest 2 minutes. Big Cat picks a pinky team and numbers (02:29:33-02:44:08)
This right here is how you celebrate. No one and I mean no one should care that it’s week 2. That’s why you see to it you pack your trombone or tuba and head down to the stadium. I assume this is how Saints fans check their stuff when they leave. It’s also the sign of a franchise turning around. The Bills have the mafia and tables. The Chiefs have tailgates....
I have no idea how to feel about the international games. On one hand, I love having some morning football. I’m very much against any sort of expansion and trying to make the NFL this global enterprise. Just play games in the stadiums where the teams play, seems simple. This has to be some sort of crime. This is as bad as bad gets in the NFL. It’s not like German fans won’t know either, they go nuts for the NFL game there....
File this under things I never thought we’d see, I thought it was impossible. Heliot Ramos, come on down! Smoked this pitch and showed off his opposite field power in a big way. 394 feet the other way is no small task, that ball was absolutely pissed on. I wonder if Dave and the other kayakers even pay attention when a righty is up. When I think “big oppo power” I don’t think Heliot Ramos, sorry about it....
