How The NFL Tried To Destroy Their Youngest Agent Ever

On today’s Audiocraic we have the Founder & CEO of EnergyX Teague Egan. Definitely check out today’s episode, it covers a lot of ground on some very interesting topics.

September 17, 2024 · 1 min · 29 words · James Jackson

I Regret to Inform You That Ohio's Tate is The Most Daunted Man in America

The Indiana Hoosiers (football) are 3-0. But this year’s version of the Indiana Hoosiers may be even better. You couldn’t have drawn up a better start to the season for Indiana. They project them to finish with a 9-3 record. But most importantly, they’ve given Indiana a 23.4% chance to make the college football playoff. That’s cold hard data. you might’t argue with math. Facts don’t care about your feelings, etc....

September 17, 2024 · 2 min · 260 words · Brian Baxter

It's Time To Get Nerds Out Of Football And Be Done With Analytics For Good

We’ve become much more accepting and inclusive over the years. Society today is significantly less racist and homophobic than it used to be just 50 years ago. It just seems like coaches have completely lost having a feel for the game. There’s nothing about this Eagles offense right now that makes them seem like they’re “unstoppable”. They’re not shoving the ball down their opponent’s throats every time they have the chance....

September 17, 2024 · 1 min · 141 words · Stephen Hudson

Jason Kelce Got To Enjoy His First Eagles Tailgate Tonight, Immediately Destroys Large Eagles Fan's Knee With Violent Chest Bump

If you’re from Philly then you’re well aware of Dunphy. The thing about Dunphy is that he’s as round as he is passionate about Philly sports. He puts the “fill” in Philly. And dudes who are that big are typically better off just staying as grounded as possible. All things considered, Jason Kelce could probably have himself back into playing shape within a couple of weeks. Even if you know you’re about to get royally fucked up, you go for it anyway....

September 17, 2024 · 1 min · 118 words · Rachel Bernard

Kirk Cousins Orchestrated the Easiest Game-Winning Drive in NFL History To Give the Falcons a Massive Road Win Over the Eagles

Well that was easy. Gotta catch those! What a huge road win this is for the Falcons, though. But this team battled and can clearly compete with anybody even without playing its best game. It feels nice to be on the right side of the win probability graph for once.

September 17, 2024 · 1 min · 50 words · Ricky Wong

Meeting Obama & Big Fore Play Tracker News

Trent & Riggs met President Obama. We discuss the entire interaction, from Trents handshake to the comment section to the golf Dad jokes. Fore Play Tracker makes a big announcement. NEW GIVEAWAY: Win a free 2-night stay at Riggs' Cottage for you and up to 7 friends. Book at least one round of golf through Barstool Golf Time app to enter. The more rounds you play through Sept 30, the more entries you get....

September 17, 2024 · 1 min · 78 words · Kurt Thomas

Mike Tyson Says 'It's Hard to Walk Right Now,' but Nothing Will Stop Him from Fighting Jake Paul

So why is Mike Tyson moving forward with his fight against 27-year-old Jake Paul? Thats (B.S.) I want to go out there and I want to expose myself to risk. Sometimes I want to see who I really am. I want to see what I’m really made out of. … “I want to perform in front of the world,'' Tyson said. “To me, that’s all I ever knew how to do since I was 14....

September 17, 2024 · 2 min · 279 words · Stephanie Potter

NFL Week 2 Power Rankings

Alright, its time to piss some people off. And for the record, youre supposed to be pissed off reading my rankings. Theres no system I based these rankings onjust my eyes. So without further ado, I present to you my Week Two power rankings. Anyone who gets to open their season against Bo Nix and Jacoby Brissett should count their blessings. Although, I will say Jacoby and the Patriots dont look that bad....

September 17, 2024 · 2 min · 380 words · Christopher Miller

Only 2 Weeks Into NFL Season And The Body Count Is Piling Up

Play Fantasy Football they said….. it will be fun they said. WELP So much for that. It is hard to believe your fantasy team has not already been affected by some sort of injury. And it does not help Achane either. Could they bring back Ryan Tannnehill even? There’s no good solution here. You cannot bench Tyreek but expectations must be severely lowered going forward. Waddle is such a home run threat that he is hard to bench....

September 17, 2024 · 2 min · 218 words · Amy Dominguez

Peyton Manning's Disgust And Eli Smirking As Saquon Dropped That Pass, Blew The Game Makes The Play Even More Enjoyable To Watch

Welcome to the Saquon experience. You see those big brains to decline the offsides to keep an extra down to burn more clock? Remember that and not any mistake he did. just, we’re all begging you, keep him. But this is about the Manning’s. Fuck being neutral or not showing you still despise an organization. He tried his hardest to be ‘upset’ about it but the smirk comes out. I’ve seen that smirk before, any Giants fan knows exactly what Eli is thinking there....

September 17, 2024 · 1 min · 120 words · Joy Garcia

Poor Fella Splits Penis In Motorcycle Accident, Infection Post-Surgery Leads To Amputation

Ready to hear about a fella’s life who will instantly make you feel better about yours? Well, I’ve got the perfect sucker just for you, Eagles' fans listen closely. An anonymous man split his penis in half during a motorcycle accident back in 2020. Not great, but hey modern medicine is a beautiful thing, right? Doctors quickly reconstructed his penis and made it brand new. It got infected immediately and forced them to amputate....

September 17, 2024 · 2 min · 341 words · Michelle Chavez

Rankings That Will Make People Mad, Volume II: The 124 Major Sports Teams (2024 Edition)

Two years ago, I published a rankings list that triggered plenty of people online. Introducing the rankings for…. It is safe to say that there will be some changes this year. These rankings are based on the state of each franchise based off where each team stands right now. Let’s not waste any time and get right to it… 1. Kansas City Chiefs 2. Los Angeles Dodgers 5. New York Rangers...

September 17, 2024 · 2 min · 255 words · Richard Stewart

Tennessee Is Adding a 10 Percent 'Talent Fee' to the Cost of Football Tickets Starting Next Year To Offset the Cost of Revenue Sharing

Does this suck for Tennessee fans? Yes, it sucks that the price of tickets is going up. But if you win, nobody cares.

September 17, 2024 · 1 min · 23 words · Nicole Harper