52-Year-Old Jaromir Jagr Is Currently Scoring A Point Per Game In The Czech League

Because at 52-years-young, Jags is still producing at a point per game clip. Now granted, it’s just 1 point in 1 game. Just look at this sick bastard go. It’s effortless for him. Winning battles for loose pucks. Finding soft spots on the ice to get a shot off. And when you’re Jaromir Jagr putting pucks on net, good things tend to happen. From the looks of it, this is going to be the final season for Jaromir Jagr....

September 19, 2024 · 1 min · 160 words · Amber Ramirez

A Philly Man Pleads Guilty to Making Bomb Threats Just to Get Back at Guys He Beefed with in His Fantasy League

You don’t have to have been in the United States long to pick up on this. You could have just arrived from some foreign land. Or landed here from your alien world. Or traveled here through spacetime from another dimension. Savage to two counts of interstate and foreign communication of a threat to injure. they plan to take as many as they can at a concert and then head to a department store....

September 19, 2024 · 3 min · 445 words · Ariana Jones

Arthur Blank Is Giving Away Free Hot Dogs, Chips and Soda to Every Fan at This Sunday's Falcons-Chiefs Game

Shoutout to Arthur Blank for being a Man of the People. We may not win a ton of football games, but we have the best concessions in the League. Even when the hot dogs aren’t free, they’re $2. Are we sure 100,000 hot dogs is going to be enough for this promotion, though? Who is not taking advantage of that sweet deal? Let’s hope the Arthur Blank Glizzy Giveaway is enough to spur an upset of the Chiefs....

September 19, 2024 · 1 min · 78 words · Kathleen Ramos

Barstool Pizza Review(White Oak, PA) presented by Rhoback

Use code “PIZZA” at https://Rhoback.com for 20% off your first order through the end of the week

September 19, 2024 · 1 min · 17 words · Dustin Lowe

Doogs Makes An Unforgettable Return To The Yak

It’s been just over a year since Doogs conducted one of the greatest interviews of all-time. He is an absolute gem. We all need more Doogs! If you’re a Moo Deng fan be sure to get the latest Yak/Moo Deng shirt!

September 19, 2024 · 1 min · 41 words · Steven Villanueva

Forecaster Frank Week 3 Picks: Summer's End

Last week, I muddled through with a 7-8-1 record. I am 17-13-2 on the season. Sunday at 1 The Giants are a mess. After losing their first two games, their defense has been soft, and their offense lacks direction. The Colts have had two frustrating losses to start the season. Both teams have started 2-0. While it was expected in Houston, the Vikings are an early surprise. The Vikings' defense, led by Andrew Van Ginkle, has made several big plays....

September 19, 2024 · 2 min · 334 words · Katherine Fuller

Hot Take Alert: Mel Kiper Jr Demands the NFL 'Outlaw' a Standard Defensive Alignment in Order to Save Football

But if you think you’re having a good time, you’d better think again. There’s a problem in pro football. An existential crisis in the making. It’s something much more sinister: Passing touchdowns are down. (That’ll be enough, Gronkowski.) And to some, this disturbing trend is a threat to our very way of life. A situation that calls for something to be done about it, before the problem gets even worse....

September 19, 2024 · 2 min · 242 words · Michael Richardson

I Am Going To Need Rome Odunze's Dad To Chill On Twitter

Dear Mr Odunze, Your son, Rome, seems like a nice young man. I would just prefer if the support/defense of your son happened privately instead of on social media. This all stemmed from a tweet from Dan Orlovsky Everyone needs to relax. Has Rome been lighting the world on fire? No, obviously not. Has Caleb…obviously not. It was definitely NOT on them though. Posting the All-22 on twitter can only lead to more controversy though....

September 19, 2024 · 1 min · 126 words · Joshua Terrell DDS

If Everyone Could Just Shut Up For A Minute, You'd Realize Both Sides Are Right And Wrong About The Sixers New Arena In Center City

One of my least favorite sayings in life is that “everybody is entitled to their own opinion”. Because some people really shouldn’t be. Maybe it’s just social media. Maybe it’s just the times we live in where people are always so quick to choose sides. And both sides of this argument are wrong. I know that’s not what any of these dipshits want to hear. But sometimes I think this world would be better off if everybody just listened to Jordie....

September 19, 2024 · 2 min · 310 words · Aaron Mcclure

If The Bear was a comedy

A few tickets left to our live shows in Philly and Chicago (NYC and Boston are sold out)

September 19, 2024 · 1 min · 18 words · Robert Smith

In the Most Massachusetts Move Ever, Karen Read's Prosecutor Has Been Replaced. With Whitey Bulger's Defense Lawyer.

The murder trial of Karen Read ended in a mistrial on July 1st. And a retrial is scheduled for late January. Which gives the whole case sort of the feel of a league during its offseason. Occasionally one of the teams does something that makes the news. Mostly they just rehash highlights from May and June and offer up a few cold takes. And every so often an update comes along that’s noteworthy....

September 19, 2024 · 2 min · 286 words · Emma Simpson

Jerod Mayo Makes an Example of a Practice Squadder, Demonstrating That Social Media Insubordination Will Not Be Tolerated on His Watch

That Jerod Mayo was going to be more tolerant, patient, and let players be themselves. In short, he was going to be the Cool Mom: Though a stronger, tougher version. But so far, we’re getting a different Mayo that we expected. One with an extremely limited tolerance for nonsense, shenanigans, or even tomfoolery of any kind. When Javon Baker posted a video his own traffic stop, he didn’t dress for the first game....

September 19, 2024 · 1 min · 213 words · Nicole Martinez

Ken Rosenthal And Britt Ghiroli Systematically Dismembered The White Sox Limb By Limb In "The Athletic" This Morning And It Was AWESOME

I want to start by giving a huge shout out to Ken Rosenthal and Britt Ghiroli for this article. It was so, so well put together. Golf clap: Good shit. Reading it was really sad. IF YOU ARE A WHITE SOX FAN IT IS A MUST READ ARTICLE. It’s kinda crazy too. So to us, it’s nothing new. That’s not to say that Hahn didn’t fuck up too. The SELL THE TEAM!...

September 19, 2024 · 1 min · 80 words · Jason Rivera