"Only Person Who Does Weird Stuff And Talks Trash Is Dillon Brooks. That’s His Gimmick Though"

That dude can legitimately play. Even though he may be small, Jose Alvarado will fuck shit up on a basketball court. The Dillon Brooks part, I mean, where is the lie? Isn’t that what Dillon Brooks is known for? Doing weird shit and then also talking a whole bunch of shit? Being described as a player whose identity is to get under your skin isn’t even a bad thing. Tough as nails, incredible defensively while being spotty offensively at times....

April 7, 2025 · 1 min · 125 words · Christopher Myers

'Yes, Y'all Got Some Big Bitches Here'

Not after Auburn lost. This was an event for the public. It’s perfect timing for Charles Barkley. He put his smile on with the studio show and sweating out Auburn. But the moment that was over, he was ready to attack. He will never stop his fight with San Antonio and that’s a promise. There’s something to be said about the level of dedication Barkley has to this. He will never waste a moment to bring up his rivalry the entire city of San Antonio....

April 7, 2025 · 1 min · 120 words · Erik Barnett

Apparently Peeing In The Opposing Team's Water Cooler Goes Against The Unwritten Rules Of Baseball. And Against US Law As Well

The charges will be forwarded to Juvenile Probation and Parole, the release said. The police department added that it could not release further details, citing an active investigation involving a minor. First it’s teams banging on trash cans to let hitters know when a breaking ball is coming. Then you have guys using torpedo bats left and right. This is all their fault. That it’s okay to break the rules if you’re free to get away with it....

April 7, 2025 · 1 min · 115 words · Jared Gonzalez

Being The "Hands Ovi 2 Beers When He Enters A Party" Girl Is The Most Important Job You Can Hold

After the record breaking goal yesterday the team went back to DC for a big ol' party. Open bar and caviar as far as the eyes could see. But the most important person there? This mystery woman who immediately handed Ovi 2 beers the second he entered the venue. She might be the Ovi of beer delivery, the greatest to ever do it. I like to think that’s her only job- have beers ready for him at any given moment....

April 7, 2025 · 1 min · 131 words · Leah Wallace

Coach Dan Hurley, Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus, Ovi Breaks The Goal Record, An Incredible Final Four And All Time Choke By Duke

Whos back including a possible Rodgers to Steelers theory and Masters Week. We finish with a Monday Reading from our favorite fan fiction writer, Mike Florio

April 7, 2025 · 1 min · 26 words · Patricia Humphrey

Every Single Damn Thing You Need To Know For Tonight's National Title Game

Alright, last game of the year. The storylines are easy and all over the place. Either way, we need one more great game. Saturday delivered, it helped save the bad Tournament talk. A great final will have everyone forget about a couple weeks ago. The last time all four No. On the other side LJ Cryer was the reason Houston won against Duke. He was on fire, keeping Houston just close enough to give them the chance for the comeback....

April 7, 2025 · 3 min · 519 words · Tanner Andrews

Florida Middle School Principal Gets Arrested For Oddly Enough A Crime Committed By Most Middle Schoolers

We sit around talking, Hey I did this. I did something dumb today and I understand it. I found this story to be hilarious to be honest. And again, shoplifting is all time scum, and theft across a ton of industries fucks innocent people. But even with all that said. This guy is so stupid it’s alarming. The total being $37.45 is just a remarkable fact. Is he kidding me?...

April 7, 2025 · 1 min · 92 words · William Bullock

Former Dogwalk Guest Has Brought The Dire Wolf Back From Extinction

The cutest little future future 200lb furious beast I’ve ever seen. Is this a good idea? I would’ve answered…“because it’s cool”.

April 7, 2025 · 1 min · 21 words · Laura Gray

Good Luck's Title Game, Absolutely Zero Chance It Stops People From Going Nuts

You know this isn’t going to work. you could’t break out some JV style grease here. You gotta take down the light poles or start painting them with excess grease. This ain’t gonna stop a bunch of drunk college kids. They will find a way to the top of the light pole, that’s a guarantee. I think you gotta go the other way. you could’t make a run at stop this....

April 7, 2025 · 1 min · 118 words · John Travis

History Tends To Repeat Itself: The Mexican Government In Playa Del Carmen Says That No Fyre Festival 2 Event Is Taking Place, Even Amidst The $1.1 Million "Prometheus Pass" That Is Still For Sale`

Listen, this whole thing immediately felt like deja vu. Feed the people their dose of drama and they’ll follow.

April 7, 2025 · 1 min · 19 words · Claire Hicks

History's Biggest Falls From Grace

When you hear of someone having a fall from grace, who is the first person you think of? The guy who went from being Americas dad to an(alleged)blind serial rapist? This New York financier? Hear all about these historical losers(and their mummified penises)on the latest episode of Twisted History.

April 7, 2025 · 1 min · 49 words · Linda Jones

It is With a Heavy Heart I Report Jack Jones Has Been Released by the Raiders

You hate to see it. So why does this matter? ), flock to training camp and support the franchise in every way possible. Which apparently isn’t enough for us to have opinions, never mind expressing them in public. But the good people of Raiders Nation would think that of one of their own. So all this was on us. The multiple suspensions over his very brief Patriots career. The weapons charge that Bill “Not as Good as Antonio Pierce” Belichick was willing to overlook....

April 7, 2025 · 1 min · 131 words · William Newman

It Just Means More: Florida Fans Have Been Camping Out, Sleeping In Tents Outside Of A Bar To Get Ready For The National Title Game

I know this isn’t uncommon to see, but I still love the move. I still appreciate the move. This is the pop in of dedication I want to see from teams playing in a national title game. In fact, Florida should lean more into a basketball school than being a football school. Been pretty fucking good at basketball! This has to be the dream for a college kid. But to do that for a national title?...

April 7, 2025 · 1 min · 141 words · Jonathan Rodriguez