After Securing Back-To-Back 60 Win Seasons, Do Not Take This Version Of The Boston Celtics For Granted

Where did all the time go? I’m sorry if this offends, but it’s simply the truth. The 2024-25 Boston Celtics have just secured their 15th 60 win season. It’s the most in the league by FAR, with the Lakers next up with 11. Then you realize this is coming in a title defense season? That makes it even more special. How does this stack up? You’ll remember, that team went on to win the title....

April 12, 2025 · 3 min · 584 words · Christopher Martin

Breaking Down Some Wild Shai Gilgeous-Alexander And Nikola Jokic NBA Most Valuable Player Stats

Now you might say voter fatigue has a large part to play here. That seems to be no longer a speculation like it was when Jordan lost out to Malone in 1997. It’s out there in the open now. Especially if you compare figures historically to past recipients. But no past winner has faced as formidable a foe. Let’s run through some stats to show why. Because two things can be true....

April 12, 2025 · 3 min · 475 words · Dustin Mora

Dream Job: An Augusta National Member Is Playing In The Masters Alongside Tom Kim As A 'Marker' Because An Odd Number Of Players Made The Cut

This is it, this is the dream. But then you get to be the actual marker? That’s the life. Oh, you got to attend The Masters? I’m a member and played 18 during the third round. Yeah, no big deal, I’m a scratch golfer, millionaire and the marker. Dream job all the way around. You still gotta keep score and see if you beat Tom Kim. In fact I’d say if he beats Tom Kim, he gets Kim’s purse....

April 12, 2025 · 1 min · 157 words · Michael Smith

Isiah Thomas Has A Problem With LeBron Going Tarps Off In His Pregame Warmup

Wonder why that is. Fuck it, greatest LeBron highlight reel:

April 12, 2025 · 1 min · 10 words · Steven Perez

Josh Heupel Announces Tennessee Is Moving on From Nico Iamaleava After He Attempted a Holdout Prior to the Vols' Spring Game

Nico Iamaleava and his father are two of history’s great cocksuckers. And when that didn’t work, he just quit on his team 24 hours before the spring game. I love the response from Josh Heupel and Tennessee, though. See ya, bitch. I want to say I hate that it ended like this, but I guess I really don’t. Rest in piss, bozo. We #JerkForMerk now.

April 12, 2025 · 1 min · 65 words · Michael Ramirez

Nick Dunlap Took Out His Anger After Shooting A 90 At The Masters By Bringing 100 Balls To His Rental Home, Launching Them Into The Woods

We saw what happened on Thursday. Nick Dunlap shot a 90. It’s one of the worst rounds we’ll ever see at the Masters. Not to pile on the kid, just a fact here. You don’t see too many rounds from any professional that starts with a 9. But Dunlap had the yips. Every patron standing around the tee box was in danger on round 1. Still can’t believe he didn’t 3-putt on the way to a 90, but here we are....

April 12, 2025 · 1 min · 153 words · Jodi Edwards

Rory Is On Absolute Fire, Leads By 3 Early

Good God, man. There are very few things like seeing one of the best in the world do things like this. It’s the biggest event in golf, the most prestigious event out there and Rory is doing this. I know, I know. Wait for him to choke is what everyone will say. But we’re witnessing history. We’re witnessing a guy with a loaded leaderboard just take full control of the course....

April 12, 2025 · 1 min · 136 words · Jeffrey Gomez

Stool Scenes 500: Uncovering Barstool’s Most CONTROVERSIAL Moments

Stool Scenes 500!!! !

April 12, 2025 · 1 min · 4 words · Jason Jensen

The A's Medical Cart Ran Out Of Gas As It Was Being Driven To Pick Up An Injured Player Because Of Course It Did

Not because teams like the Dodgers and Mets are spending unimaginable amounts of money trying to win.

April 12, 2025 · 1 min · 17 words · Jo Terry

The Amish Rebuild Homes So Fast That The National Weather Service Isn't Able to Determine The Strength of Tornadoes

I never pass up on an opportunity to blog about the Amish. My first pair of ice skates were actually purchased from an Amish general store. My heathenistic family once accosted an Amish family in their home over Christmas. We just showed up and knocked on their door out the blue. No warning at all. Not that you’ve got the option to call ahead or anything. So one day when we driving by my dad just did it....

April 12, 2025 · 2 min · 335 words · Donald Jimenez

The Stage Is Set For An Absolutely Chaotic Final Day Of The NBA Regular Season

One of my favorite days on the NBA calendar is easily the last day of the regular season. Still fun, but not quite the drama I’m talking about in this blog. Look at seeds 4-7. If you want chaos, well then here you go. Who they face, is anyone’s guess at this point. They gain nothing by playing anyone of substance in that game so why even risk any potential injury....

April 12, 2025 · 2 min · 295 words · Christopher Sanders

UFC 314 In Miami Is Going To Be Awesome Tonight

Tonight is one of those nights I would say yes without hesitation. There’s just so many questions that will be answered tonight. Hell, in that case, does Joe Rogan give Bryce Mitchell a live microphone on PPV? That’s another question that could be answered!

April 12, 2025 · 1 min · 44 words · Nicole Avila

"I'm Taking My Words And I'm Throwing Them Out There"'s Doing A Grenade Celebration

Personally, I love the move. That’s a fun and create way to make your point while not being a complete dick about it. Adam Silver just has to sit back and take it. So when you see me do that, that’s what I’m doing. Thats how it’s going to be. It’s hard to say! I believe we call that plausible deniability? I can’t lie, that spinzone is a 10 out of 10, with no notes....

April 11, 2025 · 1 min · 89 words · Joel Miller