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This movie franchise is his life’s greatest work. Ethan Hunt is Tom Cruise and vice versa. That character has vaulted Cruise into the upper echelon of the greatest action movie stars in cinema history. Well, how’s dating Ana de Armas sound? Clearly, these two are keeping us strapped in for the ride for now. In his 60s and still pulling some of the best looking women on the planet. In the event they really are dating, what a jump of boyfriends this has been for de Armas....

“Let me tell you a little story. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out. You know what for? He was night putting. Just putting at night. With the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean.” Ty Webb, Bushwood CC. Sometimes theCaddyshackreferences just write themselves. But this story about night putting has nothing to do with Ty’s old friend Mitch Cumstein....

Can’t really explain why, just always loved the guy. Might be weird, don’t really care. He just happened to be the guy I always found myself cheering for. Now, obviously, he sucked yesterday. That didn’t stop him from celebrating with Rory, a guy who is one of his close friends. We had this story ofhim watching Roryand what it all meant. I don’t know though, man. You just cost yourself a ton of money over the weekend....

Dude put together one of the better final rounds you’ll see. But a win here from Rose? Brutal though, I still can’t believe he missed the putt in the playoff. He made ridiculous putts during the final round, the putter kept him consistent the first two rounds. It just felt like we were going to a second playoff when both players landed on the green. Also tough to be the bad guy when you shoot a 66 on the final round....

I promise this is probably the last Rory blog for the day. It’s a slow day, slow week, whatever. It’s also the Masters. I love golf, so this sort of event is something I will go all out for. In case you missed it on Thursday, Rory fell apart late in the round. Then Rory kept happening. He kept hitting shots, he collapsed and rebounded. That’s the ultimate story of Rory’s win....

I thought older fellas were supposed to not supposed to be tech savvy? “It would have been nice to know that when you made your system.

Now that the NBA’s regular season is over, we all know what comes next. Things can spiral quickly, especially when you have no organizational consistency. That man was Frank Vogel, who finished 49-33 and helped fix their defense. Well, that didn’t exactly happen. That’s always going to be a risk, especially in a conference that’s tough as nails. Meanwhile, they keep flying through coaches, all while the front office remains the same....

At age 9, Rory McIlroy went on the Northern Ireland talk show ‘Kelly’. At age 2, Tiger Woods went on the Mike Douglas show with Bob Hope and Jimmy Stewart. Ok so maybe it’s only those two. That’s a good track record for me. My kid just needs a hook. Something beyond simply being above average at golf to make him interesting enough for TV. Rory McIlroy had chipping into the washing machine....

Look how far we’ve come. Much like Dave, he saw it on TikTok and now it’s a phenomenon. Need them in the arena for the full playoffs though.

Saturday, April 9, 2011. Then he went ahead and carded an 80 in the final round to finish outside of the top 10. A dinner which frequently features cuisine from the home region of the previous year’s champion. In other words…gross! Imagine being a Masters Champion. It was an incredible moment for Rory. It was an incredible moment for golf to add a 6th member to the exclusive career Grand Slam club....

If he wants to be beloved, don’t dye your beard". Source: Ryan Day’s wife THE FIRST LADY HAS SPOKEN!!! And you might suck on that one, Clay Travis. That’s what Clay Travis is, too. Get your facts straight next time before you speak about the King of College Football.

I know this is a bold statement but….does Coachella suck? I think the argument can be made that yes, it absolutely sucks. It’s certainly not the music’s fault. For some, I’m sure it still is! So they can run around in the dessert and NOT dance to the biggest artists in the world? “Kelly, where are you getting this information?” Which, quite frankly, looks like ZERO fun. What about all of the brands who have bastardized the entire experience?...

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. I’m going to use this blog to bitch about my landlord. The lease on our current apartment ends May 31st. We do not want to renew the lease. We have been planning to move out that day ever since we moved in. So our landlord calls me Friday morning. He wants to confirm what our plan is. I tell him, “We’re moving out at the end of our lease on May 31st”....