What's Tom Cruise's Next Mission? How About Dating Ana de Armas?

This movie franchise is his life’s greatest work. Ethan Hunt is Tom Cruise and vice versa. That character has vaulted Cruise into the upper echelon of the greatest action movie stars in cinema history. Well, how’s dating Ana de Armas sound? Clearly, these two are keeping us strapped in for the ride for now. In his 60s and still pulling some of the best looking women on the planet. In the event they really are dating, what a jump of boyfriends this has been for de Armas....

April 15, 2025 · 1 min · 176 words · Deborah Turner

'Bryson's in the Backyard': DeChambeau's Legend Grows as the Guy Who Did Some Night Putting With Him Tells His Story

“Let me tell you a little story. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out. You know what for? He was night putting. Just putting at night. With the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean.” Ty Webb, Bushwood CC. Sometimes theCaddyshackreferences just write themselves. But this story about night putting has nothing to do with Ty’s old friend Mitch Cumstein....

April 14, 2025 · 2 min · 389 words · Laurie Montgomery

'He Can Retire Now', Still Showing Up To Celebrate With Rory

Can’t really explain why, just always loved the guy. Might be weird, don’t really care. He just happened to be the guy I always found myself cheering for. Now, obviously, he sucked yesterday. That didn’t stop him from celebrating with Rory, a guy who is one of his close friends. We had this story ofhim watching Roryand what it all meant. I don’t know though, man. You just cost yourself a ton of money over the weekend....

April 14, 2025 · 1 min · 193 words · Anthony White

'I Wanted To Be The Bad Guy Today'

Dude put together one of the better final rounds you’ll see. But a win here from Rose? Brutal though, I still can’t believe he missed the putt in the playoff. He made ridiculous putts during the final round, the putter kept him consistent the first two rounds. It just felt like we were going to a second playoff when both players landed on the green. Also tough to be the bad guy when you shoot a 66 on the final round....

April 14, 2025 · 1 min · 103 words · Clinton Moore

'Would Have Taken This At The Start Of The Week''s Caddie Deserves More Credit For Dropping This Line Right After The Missed Putt On 18

I promise this is probably the last Rory blog for the day. It’s a slow day, slow week, whatever. It’s also the Masters. I love golf, so this sort of event is something I will go all out for. In case you missed it on Thursday, Rory fell apart late in the round. Then Rory kept happening. He kept hitting shots, he collapsed and rebounded. That’s the ultimate story of Rory’s win....

April 14, 2025 · 1 min · 149 words · Justin Lee

200 IQ: This Fella Tried Using An AI Generated Lawyer In A New York Courtroom After Citing Problems With Clear Speech And It Didn't Go As Planned

I thought older fellas were supposed to not supposed to be tech savvy? “It would have been nice to know that when you made your system.

April 14, 2025 · 1 min · 26 words · Russell Martin

After Deciding To Fire Mike Budenholzer After Just One Season, The Suns Are Arguably The Biggest Disaster In The NBA

Now that the NBA’s regular season is over, we all know what comes next. Things can spiral quickly, especially when you have no organizational consistency. That man was Frank Vogel, who finished 49-33 and helped fix their defense. Well, that didn’t exactly happen. That’s always going to be a risk, especially in a conference that’s tough as nails. Meanwhile, they keep flying through coaches, all while the front office remains the same....

April 14, 2025 · 1 min · 182 words · Dennis Hutchinson

Any Golf Dad Worth a Damn Knows if You Want Your Child Prodigy to Live Up to His Potential, You Have to Get Him on a Late Night Talk Show

At age 9, Rory McIlroy went on the Northern Ireland talk show ‘Kelly’. At age 2, Tiger Woods went on the Mike Douglas show with Bob Hope and Jimmy Stewart. Ok so maybe it’s only those two. That’s a good track record for me. My kid just needs a hook. Something beyond simply being above average at golf to make him interesting enough for TV. Rory McIlroy had chipping into the washing machine....

April 14, 2025 · 4 min · 697 words · Lisa Burton

At Long Last, Ovi and Juicy J Collaborated On "Bandz A Make Her Dance"

Look how far we’ve come. Much like Dave, he saw it on TikTok and now it’s a phenomenon. Need them in the arena for the full playoffs though.

April 14, 2025 · 1 min · 28 words · Alexa Sanders

Augusta Has Been Dreading This Moment For 14 Years...

Saturday, April 9, 2011. Then he went ahead and carded an 80 in the final round to finish outside of the top 10. A dinner which frequently features cuisine from the home region of the previous year’s champion. In other words…gross! Imagine being a Masters Champion. It was an incredible moment for Rory. It was an incredible moment for golf to add a 6th member to the exclusive career Grand Slam club....

April 14, 2025 · 1 min · 173 words · Megan Dawson

BREAKING: Ryan Day Has Never Once Dyed His Beard (Source: Ryan Day's Wife Dunking On Clay Travis)

If he wants to be beloved, don’t dye your beard". Source: Ryan Day’s wife THE FIRST LADY HAS SPOKEN!!! And you might suck on that one, Clay Travis. That’s what Clay Travis is, too. Get your facts straight next time before you speak about the King of College Football.

April 14, 2025 · 1 min · 49 words · Jennifer Novak

Does Coachella Suck?

I know this is a bold statement but….does Coachella suck? I think the argument can be made that yes, it absolutely sucks. It’s certainly not the music’s fault. For some, I’m sure it still is! So they can run around in the dessert and NOT dance to the biggest artists in the world? “Kelly, where are you getting this information?” Which, quite frankly, looks like ZERO fun. What about all of the brands who have bastardized the entire experience?...

April 14, 2025 · 2 min · 222 words · Joseph Wolfe

Dumping Them Out: Landlord Hate Blog

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. I’m going to use this blog to bitch about my landlord. The lease on our current apartment ends May 31st. We do not want to renew the lease. We have been planning to move out that day ever since we moved in. So our landlord calls me Friday morning. He wants to confirm what our plan is. I tell him, “We’re moving out at the end of our lease on May 31st”....

April 14, 2025 · 3 min · 484 words · Rita Nguyen