Travis Hunter Might Have Changed the Draft by Declaring if He Can't Play Both Ways, He'll Never Play Football Again

It’s as simple as thatSesame Streetmath, not calculus. “It’s never playing football again,” Hunter told CBS Sports last week. “Because I’ve been doing it my whole life, and I love being on the football field. I wouldn’t presume to know what the Browns think of Hunter playing both sides of the ball. Based on that franchise’s history, I’d wager that whatever opinion they have is the wrong one. I mean, it’s not a small sample size of boneheaded decisions in Cleveland....

April 16, 2025 · 1 min · 195 words · Heather Robertson

Untold's Next Documentary, 'Shooting Guards', Will Detail the Wizards Locker Room Gun Incident Between Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton

First off, A+ doc name from Untold here. Zero fat on that title. Watching the trailer, I’m realizing there’s so much more to this story than I ever realized. Or at least have forgotten about. Not that I was too young to remember the incident. I felt like I remembered the incident pretty well. I remember it started with a card game. It’s interesting that Gilbert Arenas in the trailer paints it as somewhat of a “prank war”....

April 16, 2025 · 3 min · 494 words · Devon Cook

We Are Getting A Spinal Tap Sequel and I Don't Know Whether To Cringe Or Be Excited

(Sidebar from the rip - Fran Drescher can still get it) Hollywood just can’t help themselves. They went and did it again. Because, apparently, some things are just too sacred to leave untouched. Rob Reiner, who directed the original, is returning to take the reins. They’re reuniting for one final concert after a 15-year hiatus." We’re getting cameos from Paul McCartney, Elton John, and Garth Brooks. This Is Spinal Tapwas perfect....

April 16, 2025 · 2 min · 274 words · Cathy Nelson

"Dick in a Box", the Principal's Revenge, a Fucking Rat, & the Backstabber...

Previously, Part One: Sometimes You’re the Joker and Sometimes the Joke’s on You… He didn’t hesitate to answer,“Absolutely!” Now you’ll lose your job if someone finds out what happened!" It was a dumb practical joke, and as a teacher, I was all about second chances. I stayed until after midnight and got it done. They looked great, and the shop was approved. He caused a lot of trouble in that class....

April 15, 2025 · 2 min · 350 words · Carrie Phillips

'Like The Adrenaline Rush You Get From Getting Arrested'

I know we’re past The Masters, but we got the RBC Heritage this week in Hilton Head. He knows the feeling. He didn’t play great at The Masters and still was in contention. Yeah, it can be draining. The moment that ball goes in, you get an adrenaline rush. Can only imagine what that feeling is like at Augusta or any other major event. Again, I’m not Scottie. I play bogey golf and blog....

April 15, 2025 · 1 min · 108 words · Kelsey Lucas

A Declassified CIA Briefing Claims Russian Soldiers Were Turned To Stone By Aliens After They Shot Down Their UFO In 1990

The CIA’s dropped another gem on us, and this one is about as wild as it gets. This sounds like a bad B-movie plot. This is supposedly real, according to some declassified CIA document thats recently gone viral. A UFO, (flying saucer-shaped of course), allegedly flew over a Soviet military unit in Siberia. The KGB swooped in, picks up the petrified remains, and sent them off to some top-secret lab....

April 15, 2025 · 1 min · 118 words · Jessica Harper

A Patriots Fan's Wish List for Day 2: Texas A&M Edge Rusher Nic Scourton

How clear?Crystal. First, is that he intends to build this team from the line of scrimmage, out. And third, that he wants his guys to play with violence. One the enemy kept violating. To that, I present you with this potential solutions to all your problems. (Note that this presumes Abdul Carter is going to be off the board by the fourth pick. If he’s still available, I get my selection in so fast it’ll bend space-time....

April 15, 2025 · 2 min · 291 words · Judy Fox

All Signs Currently Point To Zion Williamson Being The Next Star To Hit The NBA's Trade Market Later This Summer

Challenge #2, is partially what makes something like Challenge #1 so difficult. Especially when you consider the players/assets it would even require to trade for Zion in the first place. That’s ultimately the risk. From a basketball standpoint, adding Zion could be a difference-making move for the right team.

April 15, 2025 · 1 min · 49 words · Janet Smith

Barstool After Dark Tonight: White Sox Dave, Chief, and Tate Attempt To Bowl a 300

White Sox Dave lied to me:

April 15, 2025 · 1 min · 6 words · Nathan Williams

Bezos Finally Gave Our Space Program What it Needs Most: Hot, Rich Celebrities

Growing up, one of my first crushes was Lt. Uhura fromStar Trek. SubsequentStar Trekseries followed suit. It had been tried everywhere else with success. Especially attractive female people. And the public quickly lost interest in the entire operation. T: And A: Yes, Katy Perry was going to do Katy Perry things. Hair perfectly on point. Striking poses right from the title card of a promo forReal Housewives of Blue Origin....

April 15, 2025 · 1 min · 154 words · Joshua Hays

Braves Reporter Wiley Ballard Got a Girl's Number Live On Air in One of the Smoothest Moves You'll Ever See

This man can do it all. Wiley made his choice, called for an iso and got to the hoop. I hope Wiley enjoys the next couple days in Toronto.

April 15, 2025 · 1 min · 29 words · Chad Jacobs

British Tennis Player Harriet Dart Asked The Umpire To Tell Her Opponent Lois Boisson To Wear Deodorant, Proceeds To Lose The Match 6-0 6-3

All I know is that this would never happen on a basketball court. No sport like tennis man.

April 15, 2025 · 1 min · 18 words · Christopher King

By All Accounts It Appears That Two Hip Hop Acts From The 2000s, Missy Elliott and T-Pain, Completely Stole The Show At Coachella This Weekend

But its damn hard. Except it wasn’t Journey on stage. The dude leading the charge? Not even close to Journey. Today, T-Pain is 40 years young. You cant even think about one without the other. It was good to see that this weekend at Coachella everyone was hit with that Y2K nostalgia. It wasn’t just the festival, but there’s a movement going on. His entrance was fucking awesome. As was this heartfelt moment where Mr....

April 15, 2025 · 2 min · 220 words · Meredith Coleman