The New York Giants Are Officially In The Driver's Seat To Ruin The Sanders Family's Lives For The Next Five Years

The Raiders won their game against the Jaguars, but their draft pick lost a a bunch of value. I know the Sanders have been very successful mixing football with family. However, they are walking into a COMPLETELY different situation if stuff doesn’t change here. I’m not talking about just the GM, the coach, or the players either. Okay, that’s fake.

December 23, 2024 · 1 min · 60 words · Sarah Kelley

The Time I got Shitfaced Before Noon and Missed Christmas...

When I first started dating my wife Susan, I was invited to spend Christmas with her family. There was a long-standing tradition. Frankie Jr., his oldest son, hired Steve to do snow removal. We all graduated high school together in 1974. Frankie was a real prankster in high school. “So, Blanchon doesn’t want to see me?” Just getting you out of class so we can all have a smoke together!"...

December 23, 2024 · 2 min · 309 words · Paula Evans

The Zambian Government Is Prosecuting A Man For A Heinous Plot To Bewitch The President

Political tensions in this country have been high lately. There’s plenty of U.S. citizens who couldn’t fathom life under the leadership of their non-preferred political party. That’s why our president was shot in the head. That’s probably the biggest difference between Africa and America. A healthy belief in witchcraft. People swear by it though. Zah also said he encountered space aliens at recess. So you know he’s seen some real shit....

December 23, 2024 · 1 min · 197 words · Crystal Neal

This Father-Son Fight Just Proves That Saskatchewan Senior Hockey Means More

Contrary to popular belief, nobody is playing senior hockey in Saskatchewan for the fame or fortune. I mean I’m sure they get their fair share of puck bunnies/lot lizards. The moment you put on that jersey, nothing else matters. It’s you vs whoever else decides to put on a different colored sweater than you. Could be your friend, could be your enemy, or it could be your dad. Here we have Chris and Tyler Ewen....

December 23, 2024 · 2 min · 217 words · Kathryn Scott

UPDATE: Blake Lively Is Now Suing Justin Balodni And The Released Texts Are Crazy

The lawsuit lists the demands that were addressed … she says because of Baldni’s conduct. Then Baldoni hired Melissa Nathan, the PR person that worked for Johnny Depp during the Amber Heard trial. So here we are, months later, and Lively has fired back. I thought she was a legit supervillain! But leaving all this shit over text? Turns out she’s just an amateur bad guy. After seeing all these allegations, I think my original assessment was correct....

December 23, 2024 · 1 min · 78 words · Raymond Anderson

Watch: A Bar Full Of People In Kansas City Beat The Shit Out Of A Dude With Chairs After He Allegedly Tried To Stab One Of The Staff

Huseinovs bond was set at $75,000. Huseinov was taken into custody. No one was seriously injured, police said. What the fuck man? This is supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year. Court documents list the man as a resident of a nearby apartment complex along Ward Parkway. Bar staff told The Star the patron was originally removed Thursday evening because he had been disruptive. Shortly before 11 p....

December 23, 2024 · 1 min · 146 words · Thomas Bentley

After Further Review, Dorian Thompson-Robinson Is NOT The Future Of The Cleveland Browns

So the Jury had already come back with their verdict on many cases regarding the Cleveland Browns this year. We found out the team stunk within about two minutes of opening kickoff in Week 1 vs the Cowboys. Turns out he’s a fucking ‘98 Saturn with shitty brakes and no muffler, too. I am not using hyperbole when I say DTR might be the worst quarterback in the history of football....

December 22, 2024 · 1 min · 163 words · Katherine Wolfe

AWESOME: Charlie Woods Gets His First Ace, Does It On National TV And Has A Perfect Celebration With Tiger

Oh that’s it right there. Charlie Woods is up next and I don’t care about overreacting any other way here. And shout out the hug, that’s an incredible moment. But still an incredible moment. Can’t wait to see Charlie wearing the Sunday red at the Masters in a few years. Would only be fair in I would have zero problem with it. PS: Tiger was pissing, right? They said he had to take a break for a second that has to be a little bathroom stop....

December 22, 2024 · 1 min · 86 words · Clifford Hood

Joe Davis And Greg Olsen, Both Idiots, Ought To Be Ashamed Of How Moronic Their Call Of The Eagles vs Commanders Game Was After Jalen Hurts Was Injured

The Washington Commanders came back from being down multiple scores today to beat the Philadelphia Eagles. You’d think it would have taken a miracle for them to pull off something like that. And turns out, you’d be absolutely correct. But it’s Jalen Hurts, so there wasn’t even a flag thrown on the play. In comes Kenny Pickett. The thing about Kenny Pickett is that he’s just not very good at football....

December 22, 2024 · 1 min · 204 words · James George

Nothing Sums Up Why The Giants Suck And Are In Complete Tank Mode Like This Play By Evan Neal

I’m dying laughing because this is all I have to do at this point as a Giants fan. Every week seems to be rock bottom. Every week seems to be doing something so dumb that it questions how we’re still an NFL franchise. Of course it did. Why wouldn’t it? Drew Lock is elite at throwing pick-6s. Our offensive line is elite at giving up hilariously awful plays and pressure....

December 22, 2024 · 1 min · 153 words · Ivan Morrow

Ohio Stadium Has Been TAKEN OVER by Tennessee Fans

It seems the rumors of the Neyland North invasion were not, in fact, greatly exaggerated. Ohio State should be embarrassed and horrified for allowing this to happen. I can’t even imagine.

December 22, 2024 · 1 min · 31 words · Daniel Vega

Ravens Assert Their Dominance, Smoke The Steelers In Baltimore

It’s awfully satisfying when a team goes and stands on business in their building in a big spot. Today was a proper correction and then some. But unquestionably, the play of the game is the pick 6 by Marlo. It’s in our DNA. This team is not perfect, but it is capable of a championship. They just have to fight to the finish line here to best position themselves for that tournament run....

December 22, 2024 · 1 min · 101 words · Lee Davis

Ryan Day and Ohio State Successfully Avoided Becoming the Most Embarrassing Story in College Football History

Congratulations to Ohio State on its dominant victory over Tennessee in the College Football Playoff. So give me the loss. I can take it. Good for Ohio State.

December 22, 2024 · 1 min · 28 words · Michael Ross