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Well, it was bound to happen eventually I guess. Both in equally embarrassing fashion, we may as well rip the bandaid right off. That’s just the honest truth of the product the defending champs are putting onto the floor right now. It’s been objectively awful basketball. The response to this down stretch has been pretty much what you would expect. You know, just like the reaction we saw after the ATL losses last year in March....

This is why we still bowl, damn it. Never let them take Bowl Season from you. We have the power to Make Bowl Season Great Again if we just believe in it strongly enough.

Confess and come clean. Enjoy the day with your family. And check in on those who might not be able to spend theirs with anybody.

That is as close to real life Simpsons as you’ll see I really have no words. I don’t even know what else to compare it to, what to say to ease the situation. It’s just…so incredibly unfortunate. Even if there is some context, his Will Ferrell face says it all. And also very fun, her seeing it coming from a million miles away. You may have lost the battle, but the war is far from over....

Go ahead and read Dante’s blog above first if you didn’t catch it the other day. You’ll be back in need of a drink afterwards. Now grab yourself a seat at the bar. What’s your poison? Let’s stick with the Old Fashioned. Don’t forget the Luxardo maraschino cherry. But to be honest, we really just need the napkin. Because today, we’re going to crunch some math. What on earth are the odds of something like this happening randomly?...

And people are mad. Jason made the point that Secretariats heart was allegedly 3 times bigger than normal (vaxxed?) But I am here to protect Jasons right to free speech and tell you that he is correct. Science as well as Genetics lays this case out pretty easily. His time at the Belmont is still 2 seconds faster than any other horse ever. In 1973 the 100 m dash record was 9....

I had my struggles in Week 16, posting a record of 7-8-1. Overall, I am 129-104-7 on the season. Christmas The Chiefs and Steelers are playing their third game in 11 days. The Texans have not played well over the past two months. They are division champs but have not played like it. The Ravens are surging and fighting to win their division. This sets up for a Ravens win....

Adam Sandler, you marketing genius. Everyone knows Happy Gilmore 2 is happening, everyone is basically in it. I mean we have a cameo from Travis Kelce to start it all off. But then you have the names we know. Virginia Venit and Shooter McGavin Even the famous Bruins sweater. Hell, that scene with McGavin has him standing at Chubbs' grave. We’re going to play the hits and frankly, good. I keep saying it with this movie....

Jordie kinda blogged this last night after Embiid got tossed. He took the angle killing Embiid like has this season for Embiid’s repeated absences and antics. And make no mistake, nobody can stand Embiid less than me. I think he’s one of the biggest perpetrators in Michael Rubin’s giant crew of frauds. But even I have to admit that what happened last night was a complete and utter joke. Mondays game was officiated with the kind of precision you’d expect from a dart thrower after happy hour....

Merry Christmas (Eve), ya filthy animals! I just had this clip sent over to me and just about lost it. Jesus showing up to the local VFW to Save Christmas? Yeah, that’s the good stuff right there. I feel like this is the perfect encapsulation of why indie wrestling is the absolute best, as well. I only wish we got to see his full moveset - you think he does a Crucifix Driver?...

I was at this game yesterday. I saw it happen and was so confused. And I had zero idea, (or zero announcer to inform me of the chicanery). The mastermind behind this magic? The guy is playing chess while everyone else is stuck on Candy Land. Johnson saw it, took notes, and decided to raise the stakes. Originally, the plan called for Goff to actually fumble, going full fumblerooski. But Goff, being the pragmatic leader he is, wasnt sold....

Over the course of the past year or so, the drug Ozempic has become a household name. On the off chance you’re unfamiliar, Ozempic is the most popular brand of weight-loss drug ‘semaglutide’. The results speak for themselves. Consider the success story of Barstool Sports' own Dana “Beers” Bahrawy. Dana was down on his luck. Too ashamed to look himself in the mirror. He hadn’t seen his own penis in years....

My oldest son became friends with a kid down the street when he was 6. Shortly after, his father called to ask if I could install an icemaker line for his new refrigerator. I told him I could, and we set up a date and time. It was during the summer of 1994. Installing a new water line for a refrigerator is actually quite involving. Steve came home while I was finishing up downstairs....