Best Of 2024 - 'I Enjoyed the Playboy Melons While It Lasted', Jessie James Decker Says She Will 100% Get Smaller Breast Implants

Jessie James Decker has been a staple on this forum for quite some time. The ultimate ride or die girl for years as Eric Decker navigated his way through the NFL. ‘My mom did and she’s really happy with it. I know [my sister] Syd is going to as well. Do I really think I will end up doing it? Will I get smaller implants? ‘They look pretty good. But eventually I will want to downsize....

December 26, 2024 · 1 min · 164 words · Jennifer Dickerson

Best Of 2024's Willingness To Skip A Sibling's Wedding To Watch College Football Is Childish Behavior

Ok the table is set. Further, my pal Kelly backed them up. Not to mention, the amount of months leading up to that day that require extensive planning. I appreciate that his job requires him to watch cfb but family takes precedence over everything. In the South, cfb is king and I appreciate that. What can I say, they don’t have much else going for them. I agree that you should avoid planning your wedding for fall if possible....

December 26, 2024 · 1 min · 172 words · Kelsey Coleman

Best Of 2024, Fake Stage & Edited Crowd To Record Viral Standup Clips Alone From His Apartment

Let’s just say this guy exists. Uh, green screen background at different stages. There’s also a laugh track that he adds into some of them. What do we do about that? Do we call him out on it publicly? Because I.. it’s so obvious to us? Does he know that we know? I just have so many questions. Then he ends it directly addressing the mystery comedian in question. If you see this enjoy filming standup in your closet....

December 26, 2024 · 1 min · 198 words · Kimberly Charles

Best Of 2024, Maddening Art Of Texting With Dave Portnoy

Years ago, Dave Portnoy gave me his phone number. But that’s not what happened. I bet it’s tons. Dave Portnoy, right down the middle, my friend, boss, mentor, but mostly friend. That’s how I knew him. That’s how I thought we would text over the ensuing years. Something changes in people when they make hundreds of millions of dollars. Whatever you thought this was, it isn’t. Still, there were periods of robust correspondence....

December 26, 2024 · 2 min · 343 words · Nathaniel Peterson

Best Of 2024. BONUS

Breaking up with a girl is the worst. (It’s notactuallythe worst. Getting cheated on is the absolute fucking worst. That’s what somebody needs to tell this guy. I think the grace period should be 3 days. Then you gotta suck it up and move on. Dust yourself off and get back out there. Life’s too short. “Marvin’s Room” is such a solid male breakup song. Not sure this video would have been so good/funny with any other song....

December 26, 2024 · 2 min · 304 words · Charles Lewis

Best Of 2024: Last Chance Uganda

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December 26, 2024 · 1 min · 12 words · Luis Phelps

Best Of 2024: My Teaching Career Is Officially Over

It’s 2:10 on Friday afternoon. And I’m not really sure what to say right now? Nope, not me. And I feel like for the last 9 years, I’ve worked very hard to do that. Love that you understood the importance of a shirt and tie at a young age, though. A symbol of professionalism and hard work. Both of those go a long way in any career. I can’t believe those kids are adults now…....

December 26, 2024 · 2 min · 264 words · Terri Moore

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December 26, 2024 · 1 min · 112 words · Christopher Jones

I Gave Year End Reviews To The Barstool New York Office

The good ones got Pink Whitney. The bad ones got some spanks. Presented by Pink Whitney.

December 26, 2024 · 1 min · 16 words · Lawrence Chang

Looks Like Lamar Jackson And The Ravens Won Christmas Yet AGAIN

What we’ve just watched is cream rising. As for the game tonight… buddy. That was a shitpumping if I ever saw one. It is Tractorcito szn in a big way. The 10-0 lead is one they wouldn’t look back on. Lamar was special tonight, despite only throwing 15 times. He got unleashed in the run game, picking up 87 on only 4 carries too. He made a bundle of highlight plays, most of which only he could pull off....

December 26, 2024 · 1 min · 166 words · Joseph Evans

Love Has Never Been More Alive: Tennis' Number One Power Couple Katie Boulter And Alex De Minaur Announce Their Engagement

If not, welcome. Katie is the top ranked female British tennis player and number 24 overall in the WTA. They’re a monster power couple in the sport, occasionally taking home trophies on the same weekend. Not a bad gig, huh? Well, after years of questions he finally did the damn thing. That sound you heard is every man in Great Britain falling to their knees in devastation. Just in time for the Aussie swing to begin!...

December 26, 2024 · 1 min · 125 words · Michelle Rogers

Policia Nacional Del Peru Carried Out a Real-Life Drug Bust With Officer Dressed in Full Grinch Costume

Have your customer service reps answer the phone with a “Ho! before getting reamed out by pissed-off clients. People love that stuff. Rummaging through a bag of fentanyl cocaine is significantly more merry when you’re dressed as the Grinch. A good, solid bit. I’ve seen a lot of embarrassing mug shots and arrest photos/videos on the the internet. But all things considered, I’m not sure any are quite as emasculating as scenes in this video....

December 26, 2024 · 1 min · 143 words · Mrs. Dana Maddox

Shams Successfully Bullied Pat Riley And The Heat Into Publicly Declaring They Are Not Trading Jimmy Butler

Most if not all the Jimmy Butler buzz is coming from Shams. He seems like he has made it his life’s mission to get this trade to happen. But then came Christmas. All eyes are on the NBA, what does Adam Silver want? He wants eyeballs and he wants attention on his league. Does it surprise anyone that Shams had this tweet ready to go early Christmas morning? I mean that headline and topic on the morning of NBA Christmas was an engagement cheatcode....

December 26, 2024 · 2 min · 272 words · Steven Rodriguez