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Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests. This blog series is simply for confessions(and clicks). It was actually easier to accomplish than we thought.

Life was a lot better when we were despised instead of pitied. Still, no one should blame us for feeling bereft of hope. We’re staring into the abyss of six seasons without a postseason victory. All we have besides to young, emerging superstars are intangibles. A ton of cap space. And probably the first No. 1 overall pick since Drew Bledsoe in 1993. The fact it’s currently occupied, notwithstanding. Even when Brick (giggle) was 14 years old....

No one was injured. The jet never crossed the runway edge line. The flight immediately stopped, and then proceeded after a few moments. Gonzaga was in Los Angeles for its game against UCLA on Saturday. What a wild freaking video. That could have been bad. Really, really, bad. Thank God everybody is alright. Anybody with a brain knows what happened here. It’s December 30th. Pilots are human just like you and I....

There’s a lot of talk about which NFL franchise is the biggest joke in the league. You have three main competitiors. Carolina is out of the mix (for now) since there is some renewed hope in Bryce Young. I guess you could say the Bears too but the organizational disaster over rules that. But let’s get real. The three headliners of bad have been in the unconscionable laughingstock of the league game for years over years....

Real talkl: the head-to-head setup is a bigger joke than the Bears offensive line. I think the best concept I’ve heard thus far is the “Victory Points” model. Weve got to do better. And I think this is the way. As a civilized society, we’ve got to scrap this matchup luck nonsense. Go with total points instead. Let everyone rack up points all year, and the top scorers make the playoffs....

They pose the question - has hockey become too skill focused at the expense of Hockey IQ? Then they dive into the upcoming Winter Classic and analyze both the Blues and the Hawks. They wrap things up with Show/Minzees and their weekend picks.

This is peak Francesa. Only Francesa can do this and not get critiqued. He’s the GOAT. For you kids out there Mike is the GOAT when it comes to eulogies. This one will go down in history as the best ever. Never change Mike … never.

I wouldve said whatever backup QB we had on the roster. I dont think its like a light switch. My whole life (I’m 32) the Colts have been above average. Sometimes they were even great. But they’ve never been hopeless. There was always something to cheer for. When Peyton Manning left, they immediately & successfully tanked for Andrew Luck. But Chris Ballard never got those pieces. They’ve been nothing more thanmaybean above ....

The Buccaneers were leading the Panthers 34-14 late in the 3rd Quarter as Carolina got ready to punt. As that was happening, a duck flew onto the field. Even Big Cat is using the duck for good gambling karma! Maybe this duck will reappear in the near future as a good luck sign for the team.

Let’s get one thing clear up front. That is the objective truth: It’s happened before our very eyes. Bad personnel move by bad personnel move. Draft bust by draft bust. They always have been, and nothing has changed. If anything, this year has brought me the most joy when I’ve been most in need. And I’m saying it again, after yesterdays' debacle at Buffalo proved they should have. Once again, the Jets are the emotional rock I cling to as I weather the Patriots storm....

Now, if you want to call the Browns dumb for drafting him, I’m all ears. Add another 0 touchdowns, interception, and 170 yards….on 47 attempts….to the resume. Job well done, DTR! Because again, the Browns were trying to lose. Never a fucking doubt. Proud of our boys today. They were never going to win this one. Andrew Berry is safe. And we want to get the highest pick we could....

Welcome back to the 2024 Dumping Them Out Finale. Every year on Twitter people talk about what they didn’t have on their yearly bingo card. Kinda weird how nobody ever mentions what theyhadon their bingo card. Usually on the internet people lie about things theydidpredict. But for whatever reason when it comes to bingo cards, people only ever point out their misses. Here is my official 2025 bingo card. I’m just gonna list everything and randomly put the card together at the end....

And lemme tell ya…the kicked looked GREAT. Like Cheah, I thought it was game over. SMOKE MACHINES GOING OFF! I am positive there is still someone at that bar who thinks the Falcons won the game. 100% mortal lock.