The Montreal Canadiens were sitting in dead last place in the Eastern Conference. They were 8-13-3 through their first 24 games. Patrik Laine made his Habs debut after missing the first couple of months with an injury. Montreal beat the Islanders in overtime, and it set off an 11-5 run since then. They’ve won 8 out of their last 10 games. You love to see that level of loyalty to one another....
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. Good teams, bad teams, it doesn’t matter. The talent has never been better and this season continues to deliver with every new opportunity. Take this random Monday night in early January. Another electric Ball Night. Let’s start with the Pistons and the Blazers. Yes, that is a real sentence. See this is something you may not be aware of if you’re not paying all that close attention....
Say what you want about Donny, but you simply cannot say that he is not funny. I mean, “Gulf of America?” Now that he mentions it, who gets to name the oceans and rivers anyway? Plus, think of the T-shirts and bumper stickers they can sell down there. Did Donny just save the Gulf’s economy in one fell swoop? This is just Don being Don. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if his next move is to rename New Mexico “New America....
Anyways, I collected user submissions for punishments for losing to Texas and 925 ideas were submitted.
Oh sweet child, you couldn’t be further from the truth. In reality, we’re just getting started. to “where is he going”? Well just a few days later….whoops! It’s no secret that Haynes mentions Memphis here. Given they’re a contending team in the West, why wouldn’t Butler want to go there? The funny part about all of this is exactly what Windy said. The Heat are getting poo-poo platter offers for Butler....
Weddings are so damn emotional. The happy couple puts in months, sometimes years, of meticulous planning into this one ultra-important night. Spent money they don’t have. There’s so much on the line. It’s the first night of the rest of their lives. Couples always think it’s smooth sailing once they make it through the ceremony. Alcohol hasn’t even been introduced into the equation yet. The most dangerous part comes at the end of the night....
The Reds started the season strongly, showcasing their trademark high pressing and fluid attack. However, the cracks evident in the United clash cannot be ignored. Uniteds equalizer in the dying moments highlighted a lack of cohesion and communication. The post-match fallout between two key leaders amplifies these concerns. As an Arsenal fan am I trying to gaslight myself into believing we can win the league? Be sure to check out the latest episode of Pitch Picks!...
Now, sure, Jags fans are begging for Baalke to get fired. It’s almost a miracle he’s still the GM of the Jags. But now he’s gotta do the job search that could lead to him losing his job. That’s job security right there. He knows he’s still hanging out in Jacksonville as fans lose their goddamn minds over it. Every fan is begging for Baalke to be gone. What we need to find out though is what exactly is a good reason here....
North Korea has always been so fascinating to me. I would love nothing more than to be granted a risk-free year to travel North Korea with no restrictions. I just want to look at shit and talk to locals about how terrible their lives are. We know so little about the place. Most of what we do know is a lie. North Korea also has a water park, zoo, ski resort, and a state circus....
Jalen Hurts is a winner. That’s not opinion, but it’s simply a fact. Each of the past 4 seasons now with the Eagles. He’s had 10 play callers in the past 9 seasons. The back half of 2021, and then the 2022 season. You guys remember how 2022 went? The bottom line is that coaching Jalen Hurts has become a cheat code to getting a promotion. And next up on that list looks like it’s Kellen Moore....
We had the ribbon cutting ceremony for our brand new Planet Fitness gym in our office. It’s super nice. The equipment is incredible and I think you’re gonna see some shredded dudes walking around soon. But after our third ribbon cutting, we wanted to include more people. So we asked Mintzy to join and to cut a smaller ribbon. Little did we know, he’d wish us a Happy New Year 20 years too early....
I’m increasingly wondering how easy it is to become the mayor of most cities in America. We just don’t hear about them as often until they do something ridiculous. I hope Mayor Truong put this case behind him and runs for office again.
New year, new episode of KFC Radio, and somehow my internship got renewed. Outside of Shane Gillis, is there any comedian thats doing it like she is right now? Not only that, but she was nominated for a Golden Globe herself while simultaneously hosting the Golden Globes. She lost, but played that to perfection too by immediately shitting on herself. Here’s the full monologue for those living under a rock....
