Watch: Dave Explains Why He Didn't Want Bussin' To Win Surviving Barstool

I am so confused as to why people are upset about this? OBVIOUSLY you don’t want people are leaving the company to win the game. Is that such a crazy stance to have? It’s a logical train of thought. Factors outside the game havealwaysplayed a roll in who gets voted out. Same as how you don’t want the richest guy’s in the company to win. Or the guy who said something mean to you on a stream four years ago....

January 10, 2025 · 1 min · 139 words · Angela Baker

We Need To Talk About That Jeremiyah Love Touchdown Again

Three angles aren’t enough. This was some Walter Payton shit. Injured for the end of the season. They said he had a sprained knee. Said he was like 85%, whatever that means. When it mattered most he carried ND into the endzone and into the National Championship. This kid has no ceiling. Jeremiyah Love Heisman coming up next.

January 10, 2025 · 1 min · 58 words · Jill Cochran

World No. 1 Tennis Player Jannik Sinner Will Meet With The World Anti-Doping Agency In April As They Seek To Ban Him For At Least a Year For His Positive Steroid Test In 2024

The first grand slam of the tennis season is set to get underway tomorrow night. One dark cloud hovers over the rest though Jannik Sinner’s presence. It’s illegal in the United States, but available over the counter in Italy. He actually tested positive for it on two separate occasions. While that was being sorted out he was allowed to keep playing as the details were sorted out. Keep in mind, this luxury does not apply for a large majority of tennis players....

January 10, 2025 · 2 min · 343 words · Jesse Ward

'Sometimes You've Got To Eat Shit. Maybe Play With Your National Title Rings''s Advice For Alex Karaban After Missing FT's With 3 Seconds Left

Dude won 2 titles his first 2 years. Spent an offseason deciding to come back to UConn and help keep Dan Hurley there. He only knows success. I can’t help it, I find Hurley hilarious and quite frankly good for college basketball. UConn is going to be fine in the long run. But sometimes you’ve got to eat shit. yo don’t tell John Rich that though. You don’t actually have to eat shit....

January 9, 2025 · 1 min · 93 words · Andrew Martinez

'That's Bullshit!'

A few weeks ago we all saw this. Shane Gillis out here calling Nick Saban ‘Alabama Jones’ and cracking jokes about paying players. Plus, Saban is terrifying. I don’t care who you are, how famous you are, how rich you are. Nick Saban is fucking terrifying. He has the voice, he has the stare, he has the hat. And now we know the backstory here: Fucking hilarious. You know Saban was just muttering shit under his breath that probably sounded like Joe Pesci in Home Alone....

January 9, 2025 · 1 min · 151 words · Ryan Vasquez

After Limp Dick Effort Results In Fifth Straight Loss, The Floundering Bruins May Well Be In Deep Shit

The Edmonton Oilers visited frigid Boston Tuesday night for a tilt between teams going in opposite directions. Or even a post-season appearance? MoneyPuckcurrently has the Bs with a 58% chance of making the playoffs. The Bruins 8.8 net power play percentage is the worst in the league. Theyve scored just two shorthanded goals and their 77.4 net penalty killing percentage is also 25th. but the team has petered out since with a 5-7-2 record and has looked shitty doing so....

January 9, 2025 · 1 min · 186 words · Dawn Steele

Chicago Blackhawks Fans Are Going To Run Connor Bedard Out Of Town, And It's Going To Be Glorious

This was January 4, 2007. Why am I bringing up this random moment of a Stars vs Oilers game in 2007? The Oilers finished the season with 71 points, which was tied with the Chicago Blackhawks that year. The 2007 NHL Draft Lottery took place in April of that year. Only the league’s worst 5 teams had a chance to land the top overall pick. But instead, they had a chance to move up 4 spots in the draft that year....

January 9, 2025 · 2 min · 278 words · Daniel Gray

Congratulations To The Dallas Cowboys, Who Micah Parsons Declares Have Already Won Next Year's Super Bowl

The NFL is in the business of making money. And their main source of profit comes from having 272 total games being played throughout the season. With that being said…it seems like we can just go ahead and cancel all of them. Didn’t you hear? The Dallas Cowboys have already won the Super Bowl next year. Micah Parsons said so. Don’t believe him? Too frickin' bad. He’s being saying his prayers out loud, and he’s saying his goals out loud....

January 9, 2025 · 1 min · 143 words · Jonathan Leonard

David Dobrik's Six Pack Reveal Video Is A Tough Watch

This was his first video posted to his channel in 2 years. What a tough spot for all the people he went around doing the reveal to. Hey…you free? Its why Ill never understand that whole influencer culture theyve got going on in LA. Imagine doing that in any even semi normal situation. Speaking of heads, that head and body just dont go together. Anyway…I said my piece, Chrissy. Apple...

January 9, 2025 · 1 min · 74 words · Brittany Gonzalez

David Muir Is Getting Roasted Online For Using Clothes Pins On His Fire Jacket While Reporting On The LA Fires

The Video: Oh the humanity! In the amount of time it took him to do that he could’ve been bailing buckets of water! What a pig!! I love howthisis what people are mad at. Here’s what some of the idiots online had to say… ‘Nice jacket bro. Others also chimed in, calling Muir ‘pathetic’ and ‘narcissistic.’ Another commented, ‘@DavidMuir, just when your reputation hasn’t gotten bad enough.’ Another said: ‘Are you going to clip your flame retardant jacket today too?...

January 9, 2025 · 1 min · 165 words · John Simmons

Elon Musk is Being Accused of Using Loopholes & Hiring Better Gamers to Play as Him and Boost His Ranking in Diablo IV

Elon Musk is the prototypical example of “money can’t buy happiness.” Or free you of your stupid insecurities. I’d live so happily ever after. I think I could do it. There’s things I know that nobody else possibly could. But then my fiancee would have to get over the fact that I look like Elon Musk now. Not that he’s a necessarily a worse looking guy than I am. It’s just a big change....

January 9, 2025 · 3 min · 550 words · Brooke Porter

Folks Are Livid After Tattoo Artist Gives 9-Year Old Girl an American Flag Tattoo (Even Though Parents Asked For Donald Trump's Face on Her Neck)

iHeart- An Arizona tattoo artist is defending himself against criticism for giving a young girl a tattoo. As opposed to writing about it, which is a noble & mature thing to do. It’s quite the marketing tactic by Black Onyx Empire Tattoo. At least not a traditional one. The co-owner of this tattoo shop goes by the name, “Sosa”. He’s the man who tattooed the 9-year old. His video and subsequent caption hit on two major hot button issues:1....

January 9, 2025 · 2 min · 411 words · Michael Waters

For Immediate Release: Team Portnoy's Statement On This Week Of Surviving Barstool

Buying Barstool back for $1. Winning the US Open at Shinnecock. Henry Big Teeth Blodget getting fired from Business Insider. The list goes on and on. At times, you’ve got the option to begin to feel numb to all the winning. It becomes expected and you’re able to fail to appreciate the greatness weve been blessed with. Now getting to root for Dave and see him reach the Final 6 would be satisfying enough....

January 9, 2025 · 1 min · 196 words · Joan Brown