These Punk Kids Who Pranked Caleb Williams Pretending To Be Ben Johnson Need To Be Punished

Whose fucking kids are these? Doesn’t anybody raise kids with any respect these days? Have a little decency will you? Caleb Williams has enough to deal with. (Or Dave Wannstedt if you want to really split hairs.) Think Matt Nagy 2012-2017 before arriving in Chicago and that debacle. They weren’t even phased. They’re so used to this kind of shit at this point that their skin is thicker than kevlar....

January 11, 2025 · 1 min · 85 words · Dr. Lauren Robinson

We Have A Plinko Board On The Yak Now And It's Beautiful Chaos

We taskedInternfull-time Jakob with creating a PLINKO board that we could use. He did a fantastic job. As good as you could’ve hoped for to be honest. But when we started figuring out what the slots would be, things got weird. I can tell you from personal experience that was not fun. Catch the full Yak here:

January 11, 2025 · 1 min · 57 words · Crystal Miller

"See That's What Bosses Do, They Build You Up Not Break You Down"

It’s great stuff. It’s all been fun. You have to remember, this is not your normal player demanding a trade. It’s not like Ben Simmons who just refused to play. It’s not like KD who did it and then just quietly went about his business. This is Jimmy Butler. He’s a master troll. The best part about this whole thing is that Pat Riley was right! Jimmy Butler LOVES to talk shit and chirp, especially about the Celtics....

January 10, 2025 · 1 min · 188 words · Patrick Nicholson

'It's Like They Make Moves Off Twitter', Everyone Has A 'Lack Of Trust'

None of it worked. The Giants moved Ezeudu back to guard in Week 18. It was only a matter of time before we got our own Giants report. The most damning ones were they make moves like it’s off Twitter and then this. Distrust: It speaks to a bigger problem that was conveyed to ESPN by the players and coaches interviewed. It’s an issue Schoen and Daboll will have to mend as they move forward....

January 10, 2025 · 2 min · 291 words · Laurie Carpenter

Always Be Recruiting: Miami Tweets Out Hanna Cavinder's Best Assists Of The Year (Right After Her Boyfriend Carson Beck Committed There)

No idea how he’ll be after surgery, but whatever, the dude just always won at Georgia. That’s how we get this tweet: Perfect. Who cares if she helped recruit Carson Beck to Miami? It’s all about recruiting. We live in a new world in college sports. You gotta use anything to your advantage. Money like BYU basketball, girlfriends like Miami football, a combo of both. Just find a way to recruit the guys to your campus no matter what....

January 10, 2025 · 1 min · 145 words · Christopher Chandler

Brad Marchand Tells Reporter Who Claimed There's A Rift Between Him And Pastrnak To "Pound Sound", And "Go Back Into The Closet Where No One Knew Who He Was"

Just three straight minutes of Marchand mudering Keefe. I can’t stop laughing at Marchand just laying into this guy. We may suck but that’s my Captain!!!!! Pastrnak refuted the rumor the second he could. Trades need to happen and Sweeney should not be the one to execute them. Let the kids play. Do fucking SOMETHING, anything. But there shouldn’t be a mutiny with the guys in the room. Sweeney put them there....

January 10, 2025 · 1 min · 86 words · Amber Perry

Checking In On The One Horse Race In The SEC, And Michigan Might Fuck Around And Win The Big 10

He said it was Auburn and then everybody else. I said that was disrespectful to the #1 ranked, undefeated Tennessee Volunteers. And that last a good….15 minutes? Hand up, I was wrong. Tennessee proceeded to go to Gainsville and get beat by no less than 100 points to the Gators. They just passed their West Coast Test with flying colors by beating both USC and UCLA rather handedly. Weekend preview Listen to the newest episode of the Mark Titus Show here!...

January 10, 2025 · 1 min · 81 words · Mrs. Jennifer Wang

Clutch: Bryson Offered A Fan $100,000 To Hit A Hole-In-One Over His House In 7 Hours, Dude Nails It On The 5th Shot And Goes Nuts

For those who don’t remember, Bryson was doing this a couple months back. If they nailed a hole-in-one within 7 hours, they win $100,000. Not a bad deal! Sign me up even though that’s about the worst shot I have in my game. I’m taking out windows blading shit or getting too far under it and hitting it onto the roof. Just no chance I’m hitting 95 yards. And then he nailed the celebration....

January 10, 2025 · 2 min · 235 words · Kelly Barnes

Dan Orlovsky Breaking Down Super Wild Card Weekend, Notre Dame Advances, Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest Of The Week

Wake up the echoes the fighting Irish are off to the National Championship. Drew Allar had an all time stinker and Penn State falls short again. We finish with Fyre Fest of the week.

January 10, 2025 · 1 min · 34 words · Jack Bridges

David Muir is Getting Brutally Trashed by His ABC Co-Workers for Trying to Look Jacked While Covering the LA Fires

An animal pack in which everyone’s competing to become the Alpha. In an ecosystem like that, all the competitors are constantly on the lookout for signs of weakness. In their prey, in one another, and in the leader of the herd. The insider added, Just look at [Muirs] Instagram. Thank you for the suggestion, ABC News insider. Let’s do that: Hubba hubba. David Muir, you honeydripper! Let’s get one thing perfectly clear....

January 10, 2025 · 2 min · 259 words · Colleen Knight

Deshaun Watson Ruptured His Achilles AGAIN And Could Miss All Of The 2025 Season

Insert that Drake gif where he looks absolutely devastated but everyone knows it’s fake as fuck. Actually, you know what, I’ll go find it. I do not like injuries. Plagued by injuries and hatred. Has he brought a lot of that on himself? This is pretty good news for the Browns, no? And again, I’m being honest. A small part of me still remembers Deshaun on the Texans. But what my eyes and the rest of the fan base have told me is that he is....

January 10, 2025 · 1 min · 170 words · Dawn Jones

Frank Walks Episode 37: JJ Watt second walk Presented by BODYARMOR

A year ago, JJ Watt contacted us and offered to go for a walk with me. That walk was also with Stu Feiner and was the first episode of #Frankwalks. This walk is hydrated by BODYARMOR.

January 10, 2025 · 1 min · 36 words · Kelly Burton

Hot New Predictions Claim Tom Brady Will Never Work the Fox Broadcast Booth Again

And that was Tom Brady’s first season as a TV analyst. Which practically the entire country seemed to agree was not very good. Tom’s buddy Jer enjoyed hearing him every week. You Philistines who didn’t appreciate him didn’t deserve him. He casting pearls before swine. Which brings us neatly enough to the subject at hand. The safer prediction would be that Brady walks away from his Fox deal after three or four years....

January 10, 2025 · 2 min · 248 words · Christopher Lewis